Merry Monday and happy Chocha Day, everyone! This week we’ve got a crop of floaty white summer dresses that happen to float up a little bit too high, plus a “sweater dress” that is very obviously meant to be a regular sweater. Click through to check ‘em out, and remember, if you spot a chocha moment, send it to me at email@example.com!
In my weekly search for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha candidates, eDressMe is a frequent source of inspiration. This online boutique is either experiencing a severe fabric shortage or just generally confused about the definition of the word “dress.” Either way, I thought it was time to honor eDressMe’s chocha-showing efforts, so I put together a gallery of 10 of their best (or worst?) DSYC dresses, along with my best guesses at the models’ inner monologues. Click through to check ‘em out!
Happy Friday, everyone! It’s time once again for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha, our weekly roundup of super short skirts and dresses and the awkward poses models must strike to sell them. Click through to check out this week’s batch of chocha, and remember, if you spot a DSYC moment, send it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org!
Miley Cyrus emerged from her Miami hotel yesterday wearing a button-up shirt that barely covered her chocha–er, I mean vagina. Other pictures revealed that she was indeed wearing shorts underneath, and although her hotel stay with her male friend Cheyne has been raising eyebrows, Miley insisted it was totally innocent, tweeting, “So now because I am engaged I can’t have a friend of the opposite sex?” Pants or no pants, we love Miley more and more each day. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
It’s time for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha! This week let’s take a look at some super mini summer “dresses” and the awkward contortions required to model them. Click through to check ‘em out, and remember–if you need to bend your knees, cross your legs, and clench your thighs in order to not show the world your underwear, well, your dress might actually be a shirt.
Happy Friday, everyone! Ready for this week’s edition of Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha? We’ve got all the staples of DSYC: starlets in super-mini dresses, models clenching their thighs for dear life, awkward facial expressions, and a classic case of lost pants. Click through to check it out!