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Seth Meyers And President Obama Roast Donald Trump At The White House Correspondents Dinner


Last night, the White House Correspondents Dinner was held in Washington, hosted by “Saturday Night Live”‘s Seth Meyers. In attendance was Donald Trump, who spent the last month establishing himself at the forefront of the idiotic birther movement. He likely regretted his RSVP after he was brilliantly roasted by both Meyers (above) and President Obama (after the jump). My two favorite Meyers’ jokes:

“Donald Trump said he had a great relationship with the Blacks. Though unless the Blacks are a family of White people, I bet he’s mistaken.”

“Donald Trump has been saying he will run as a Republican which is funny since I just assumed he was running as a joke.”

According to those who sat near him at the event, Trump’s “mood shifted from playing along to unvarnished anger.” Can we all agree this guy is, to use his favorite insult, “a loser” and move on? Great! Keep reading »

Celebs Who Endorse Donald Trump For President — And The Ones Who Don’t

If Donald Trump seriously runs for president (which I don’t think will happen, but still) and gets so much as one single vote in the primaries, I am moving to Canada. No ifs, ands or buts about it. The man who popularized frou-frou pompadours on men, trashy divorces, and the phrase “You’re fired!” is like a one-man encyclopedia entry for the phrase “ugly American.”

Whaddya know, a lot of celebs agree with me: Susan Sarandon, Cher, Tracy Morgan. And then there are the yokels who would actually “Vote Trump!” And there’s quite a few of them… Keep reading »

Proof That POTUS Was Not Born In The United States!

Heh, heh, heh, this adorable photo is all the evidence I need to prove that President Obama was born on a pirate ship in international waters, Donald Trump is thinking right now. [via NY Times] Keep reading »

Donald Trump Is Against Abortion For The WTF-iest Of Reasons


Donald Trump once had a friend whose wife got pregnant. The couple considered an abortion. They chose to carry the pregnancy to term and the baby made the friend very happy. The friend cried while telling this story to Trump. And that’s why he’s against abortion for everybody. Because if not having an abortion supposedly worked out for some friend of Donald Trump’s, it will work out for you, ladies. Keep reading »

Quickies: Donald Trump For President?

Trump Wants Palin To Run
Sarah Palin and Donald Trump photo
Bird of a feather flock together, huh? Read More »
  • Lord help us all, skeezy beauty pageant impresario/professional big mouth Donald Trump has planned a trip to New Hampshire, a primary state, to allegedly explore a presidential run. America, please don’t vote for someone who was just the subject of a Comedy Central roast. [Oh No They Didn’t]
  • Matthew McConaughey’s mama hiked up her dress and flashed her ass to photographers at “The Lincoln Lawyer” premiere. I love this woman! [The Superficial]
  • Kate Middleton’s bachelorette party will be held at one of four London nightclubs that have been rented out to throw paparazzi off-guard. She’ll also be treated to a “Dirty Dancing”-themed bachelorette bash at her parents’ home … which seems a little un-queenly to me, but whatever. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Miley Cyrus possibly stumbled drunk out of the Chateau Marmont in L.A. on Saturday night. Or maybe she was smoking totally legal salvia again. [The Superficial]

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The Situation Gets Booed At Donald Trump’s Roast

“By the way, who’s John Boehner? Check it out. Doesn’t his name sound like boner? Anyone notice that? … Hey, Snoop Dogg, Donald Trump and your ancestors had a lot in common — they owned real estate, and your ancestors were property! … This is my first time doing comedy!”

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of “Jersey Shore” taking a turn at the mic last night at Donald Trump’s Comedy Central roast. He got booed and heckled off stage. He should clearly stick to GTLing. [NY Post] Keep reading »

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