Posts tagged "donald trump"

Proof That POTUS Was Not Born In The United States!

Heh, heh, heh, this adorable photo is all the evidence I need to prove that President Obama was born on a pirate ship in international waters, Donald Trump is thinking right now. [via NY Times]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 20, 2011

Donald Trump Is Against Abortion For The WTF-iest Of Reasons

Donald Trump once had a friend whose wife got pregnant. The couple considered an abortion. They chose to carry the pregnancy to term and the baby made the friend very happy. The friend cried while telling this story to Trump. And that's why he's against abortion for everybody. Because if not having a…
By: Jessica Wakeman / April 11, 2011

Quickies: Donald Trump For President?

Lord help us all, skeezy beauty pageant impresario/professional big mouth Donald Trump has planned a trip to New Hampshire, a primary state, to allegedly explore a presidential run. America, please don't vote for someone who was just the subject of a Comedy Central roast. [Oh No They Didn't] Matthew McConaughey's mama hiked…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 14, 2011

The Situation Gets Booed At Donald Trump’s Roast

"By the way, who's John Boehner? Check it out. Doesn't his name sound like boner? Anyone notice that? ... Hey, Snoop Dogg, Donald Trump and your ancestors had a lot in common — they owned real estate, and your ancestors were property! ... This is my first time doing comedy!" —Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 11, 2011

“The Celebrity Apprentice” — Who Trump Rejected Before It Even Started

Obviously, I will be rooting for NeNe Leakes in the soon-to-start season of "Celebrity Apprentice." Donald Trump has announced the new cast, and it's pretty awesome: in addition to NeNe, there's Meatloaf, David Cassidy, Dionne Warwick, Latoya Jackson, Jose Canseco, Richard Hatch of "Survivor," Garey Busey, Lil Jon, Mark McGrath, Marlee Matlin, Lisa…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / January 14, 2011

Today’s Lady News: “Apprentice” Contestants Accuse Donald Trump Of Inappropriate Comments

Two contestants on "The Apprentice" have accused host Donald Trump of making sexist and inappropriate comments in the boardroom. "So much of the boardroom discussion concerned the appearance of the female contestants — discussing the female contestants' looks — who he found to be hot," said Mahsa Saeidi-Azcuy, the woman whom Trump "fired" last week.
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 4, 2010

Quotable: Donald Trump Thinks Jesse James Is Good In Bed

"You know I can’t figure Jesse out. He married one of the most sought after women in the world. And yet, he’s such a low key guy. If you’re with him you say, ‘He’s a stiff.’ I can’t believe [Sandra’s] totally in love with this guy. He’s gotta be great in bed.”—Donald Trump, talking…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 22, 2010

Frisky Rant: The One Thing Ivanka Trump Has To Do To Be Taken Seriously

It's no secret that I have a rather low threshold for Rich Kids, especially Celebrity Rich Kids, who don't get their elbows particularly dirty building up their resumes like the rest of us. A few months ago, I wrote a post grousing about how Ivanka Trump wrote a business advice book called The…
By: Jessica Wakeman / March 15, 2010

When You’re Donald Trump’s Daughter, Anna Wintour Throws Jobs At You

A recent Frisky meeting almost came to blows when it came to the subject of Ivanka Trump and her new business book, The Trump Card. In one corner, there was me -- I get enraged like a Pamplona bull at the slightest whiff of nepotism. Donald Trump's daughter has a lot of nerve…
By: Jessica Wakeman / October 13, 2009

What’s Up With Tiffany Trump?

Tiffany Trump isn't a name you hear too often, even though she's the offspring of Donald Trump, who is always in the news for one thing or another. Back in the early '90s, you couldn't escape the scandal turned marriage that occurred between Donald and then-wife Marla Maples, who is Tiffany's mother. But whe…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 23, 2009

Donald Trump Really Does Play God At Miss Universe

You know how people who like to do pageants always say things like, "It's not just about beauty. It's about poise, speaking ability, and talent!" Well, that's not exactly the case at the Miss Universe Pageant, which crowned Miss Venezuela last week. One of the show's choreographers said shortly thereafter that, before the competitio…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 4, 2009

Today’s Lady News: Don’t Hate Carrie Prejean Because She’s Beautiful, Says Trump

Last night on "Letterman," Donald Trump shared his cockamamie theory that America hates beauty queen Carrie Prejean, who tussled with Perez Hilton over gay marriage, simply because she is so pretty! [Gawker]—Right. We don't hate the Miss America runner-up because she's a bigot. We're just jealous of those fake…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 19, 2009

Quick Pic: Bitch, Whine And Joan

“Celebrity Apprentice" winner Joan Rivers claws her way to the top “Live with Regis & Kelly.” Which is more plastic: her face, her personality, or her jewelry? [NYC, 5/11/09]…
By: Simcha / May 11, 2009

Pete Townsend And Friends Rock The Cradle

The Who’s legendary guitarist, Pete Townsend, just got dumped by his wife of 40 years. She stood by him through drug addiction and child porn accusations, but now that the 63 year old rocker has got a 35 year old girl friend, wifey Karen Astley can finally see he’s beyond help. While we bet Grandpa…
By: Simcha / April 11, 2009

Marrying Young Isn’t Just For Rich Old Guys Like Donald Trump

The older a man is when he gets married, the more likely it is that his bride will be significantly younger -- even if he's poor -- according to new Stanford University research. Men in their 40s tend to marry women who are an average of seven years younger; for men in their 50s, there'…
By: Catherine Strawn / May 8, 2008
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