Posts tagged "donald trump"

Donald Trump To Breastfeeding Lawyer: “You’re Disgusting”

The New York Times has pored over hundreds of pages of Donald Trump testimony from his many lawsuits over the last decade and found a lot of what it describes as “hyperbolic overstatements” and “outright misstatements,” as well as some instances of truly obnoxious behavior—like the time he told a lawyer who wanted to take…

Newser / July 29, 2015

WOW: Donald Trump Sure Has No Business Calling Anyone A Rapist

Did Donald Trump rape his ex-wife Ivana?

Robyn Pennacchia / July 28, 2015

Wyatt Cenac Says Jon Stewart Told Him To “Fuck Off!”

Also: Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran semi-apologize, and ScarJo got a dye job.

Robyn Pennacchia / July 23, 2015

John McCain Says Trump Needs To Apologize To Veterans

John McCain doesn’t want an apology from Trump, but thinks he owes one to other prisoners of war. …

Robyn Pennacchia / July 20, 2015

Donald Trump Disses “War Hero” John McCain: “I Like People Who Weren’t Captured”

Last night, I saw a CNN poll that indicated that Donald Trump is currently in the lead with Republican voters for the nomination for President. It’s really easy to laugh at Trump — dude is a an ass clown, the personification of a fart joke with toupee. This week, Huffington Post even declared that they…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 18, 2015

Mexican American Artist Turns Donald Trump Into A Butt Plug

Artist Fernando Sosa is protesting Donald Trump’s racist comments about Mexican and Central and South American immigrants the best way he knows how: By making Donald Trump into a butt plug.
Says Sosa on his Shapeways listing for the 3D-printed butt plug:
“I usually make Butt plugs to insult dictators, homophobes and politicians. However, whe…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / July 15, 2015

Beverly Johnson On Bill Cosby: “Protecting A Predator Over The Assaulted … Is Devastating”

Also, Tyga’s cheating on Kylie and Scott Disick is still a dong. …

Megan Reynolds / July 7, 2015

Macy’s Dumps Donald Trump For Racist Remarks

Donald Trump’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad couple of weeks just got worse: Macy’s is pulling all Trump-branded merch from its stores due to derogatory remarks the mogul made about Latinos during his June 16 presidential campaign kickoff, reports CNN. Per a Macy’s statement this morning: “We are disappointed and distressed by recent remark…

Newser / July 1, 2015

NBC Dumps Trump Over Derogatory Statement About Mexican Immigrants

Insert your own “YOU’RE FIRED” joke here. …

Robyn Pennacchia / June 29, 2015

Donald Trump To Have Loneliest Miss USA Pageant Ever This Year

No one wants to play his reindeer games. …

Robyn Pennacchia / June 25, 2015

Donald Trump’s Campaign Hired Actors To Cheer Him On

Ever since the news broke that The Donald is running for president, sane men and women across America have been walking around with mouths agape in disbelief.
Now proving that the whole thing is probably a charade are the folks at The Hollywood Reporter, who found out that his campaign actually paid actors to come…

Katrin Higher / June 18, 2015

Hillary Ahead Of Voldemort In Presidential Popularity Polls, Behind Darth Vader And Terminator

So which presidential candidate is currently leading in the polls, you wonder? That would be “the Terminator” — presumably the T-1000 model — followed closely by Darth Vader.

Jenn Frank / June 10, 2015

CHECKMATE, SCIENTISTS: 12 Geniuses Who Think Cold Weather Means Global Warming Is A Hoax

Hey! Have you noticed that it’s pretty cold outside this week? So has pretty much everyone else!

Now, my preferred cold weather activity is cocooning myself in down blankets, watching crap TV and trying to decide if it’s worth it to pay $19 for a bottle of wine on GrubHub rather than braving…

Robyn Pennacchia / January 9, 2015

Donald Trump Helpfully Reminds Us All Men Are Rapists, Always

Just in case you thought that men should be expected to obtain consent from women before engaging in sexual behavior with them, bigoted blowhard Donald Trump is here to remind you all men are rapists, always. Why else would 26,000 service members have reported experiencing [second item] “unwanted sexual contact” last year? It’s because, Trump tweeted,…

Jessica Wakeman / May 8, 2013

Donald Trump’s 7-Year-Old Son Wears Caviar Moisturizer

Donald Trump’s 46th wife Melania Trump smothers her caviar anti-aging moisturizer on their seven-year-old son, Barron. Just in case you wanted confirmation the rich are different from you and I. [Glamour]
Selena Gomez is being criticized by Hindu groups for performing in a bindi at the MTV Movie Awards. [Daily Mail UK]…

Jessica Wakeman / April 17, 2013