Posts tagged "donald trump"

Donald Trump On Carly Fiorina: “Would Anyone Vote For That Face?”

Plus, Ben Affleck gets new digits and Justin Timberlake shows off baby Silas!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 10, 2015

Michael Stipe Responds To Trump & Other Candidates’ Use Of REM’s Music: “Go Fuck Yourselves”

Being able to recite the lyrics to “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” should definitely be a requirement for anyone looking to use the song for their own wackadoo purposes…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 10, 2015

Stephen Colbert Is Back!

Stephen Colbert is back to all of our late-night televisions, hurrah! His “Late Night” debut kicked off with one last introduction from a now-retired Jon Stewart, who was seen most recently smacking John Cena with a chair at WWE Summer Slam, as you may remember. He then moved on to gorge on the

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 9, 2015

Donald Trump “Hopes To Run Against” Kanye In 2020

When Rolling Stone asked Donald Trump about Kanye West’s apparent campaign for presidency in 2020, Trump said, “I hope to run against him someday.”
Well, that, as well as claiming that Kanye has said “very nice things” about Trump in the past, because the man can’t help but compliment himself every time he opens

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 3, 2015

Here’s A Trump Drag Queen Makeover

Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are gaining in polls in Iowa, with Sanders closing in on Hillary Clinton’s lead. Trump’s holding a share of 23 percent of Republican voters, five points ahead of the second most popular candidate, who, for some reason, is Ben Carson.
But who cares? Saint Hoax, political

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 31, 2015

Watch: Disturbing Video Of Sarah Palin Adoring Donald Trump

Former VP candidate Sarah Palin is clearly head-over-heels for presidential candidate Donald Trump. I guess “mavericks” should stick together.
But one look at the video and it’s clear that they are both really boring mavericks. Yawn.
One of the funniest moments however, is when Palin asks him about the “idiots in the press” and Trum…

Katrin Higher / August 29, 2015

Trump “Wouldn’t Speak To” A Gay Child About His Opposition To Gay Marriage

In an interview with Bloomberg this week, Donald Trump was asked how he would explain his opposition to gay marriage to a hypothetical gay Trump child. Trump said he would respond thusly:
“Well it’s the way it is. I wouldn’t speak to them at all about it, other than they are who they

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 28, 2015

Trump Throws Twitter Temper Tantrum As Megyn Kelly Returns To Her Show

Last night, Megyn Kelly returned to her Fox News gig, “The Kelly File,” after an 11-day vacation that was speculated (and denied) to be connected to Donald Trump’s drama regarding the first GOP debate. And, of course, Donald Trump decided to stir up more drama on Twitter:

.@megynkelly must have had a…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 25, 2015

Donald Trump: Men Who Beat Up, Urinated On Homeless Latino Man Were Just “Passionate”

Trump says his supporters just want this country to be great again.

Robyn Pennacchia / August 20, 2015

Trump: Opposing Same-Sex Marriage Is A “Dead Issue”

All of a sudden, Trump sounds maybe five percent sane. Barely though. Still at least 95 percent awful.

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 20, 2015

Donald Trump Gave Princess Diana The Creeps, Kept Trying To Romance Her

Donald Trump isn’t just an ass, he is also a creepy stalker!

Robyn Pennacchia / August 17, 2015

Now You Can Shove A Bloody Tampon In Donald Trump’s Gaping Maw

Imagine the Donald choking on a bloody cotton uterine lining popsicle and LAUGH, my blood moon sisters, LAUGHHHH.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 12, 2015

Donald Trump Still Has No Policy Stance On Women’s Health, But Female Supporters DGAF

Donald Trump is still doing damage control for his statements about Megyn Kelly’s blood coming out of her “wherever” over the weekend, assuring the public with the following vague terms at a press conference that he’s totally cool with women’s health issues:

“The women’s health issues – I’m for that.”
“I cherish

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 12, 2015

Megyn Kelly Has No Time For Trump’s Drama

Megyn Kelly was on vacay over the weekend, chilling on the beach with her family. Good for her. I hope she spent her Saturday and Sunday hearing less about Donald Trump’s opinions about Megyn Kelly and where she leaks blood than the rest of us had to.
Kelly’s taking the high road, though. Trump may

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 11, 2015

Trump Probably Has No Real Policy Ideas About Women’s Health (Or Anything Else)

“I am going to be very much up on the whole issue of women’s health.” What does that even mean.

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 10, 2015

Trump Banned From RedState Gathering Over Menstruation Remarks At Megyn Kelly

Can you even believe Donald Trump said another blaring sexist remark towards a woman?!
When interviewed by CNN regarding Thursday night’s Republican Debate, Donald Trump who is (shudder) a current Republican Presidential candidate, remarked that Fox News’s Megyn Kelly “had blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever,” clearly implying that Kelly was o…

Katrin Higher / August 8, 2015

9 Reasons Rosie O’Donnell Is Pretty Gosh Darned Cool

Donald Trump can take it elsewhere – the Queen of Nice still rules.

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 7, 2015

Trump On Board With Calling Megyn Kelly A “Bimbo”

Trump is still aghast that anyone would suggest he says crappy things about women.

Robyn Pennacchia / August 7, 2015

Let’s Get Ready To Play GOP Debate BINGO!

Hey-o!!! Tonight, the Republican primary circus is rolling into Cleveland, and 10 of the party’s most promising contenders will tumble out of the clown car and onto the stage for the first GOP debate!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 6, 2015