Posts tagged "donald trump"

Miss USA Contestants Cover “Call Me Maybe”

“Call Me Maybe” is catchiest damn song of the summer, so it figures the Miss USA pageant did its very own cover. It is safe to say none of the contestants will take home the prize for lip synching, but there are a couple funny cameos by the hosts Bravo’s Andy Cohen and E!’s Giuliana…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 4, 2012

Today’s Lady News: Gloria Allred Would Be “Impressed” With His Dick Size, Donald Trump Crows

When pressed about transgender beauty queen Jenna Talackova, who was first disqualified from Miss Universe and then re-qualified following an uproar, pageant co-owner Donald Trump bragged that Jenna’s lawyer Gloria Allred would be “very impressed” with his anatomy, if he were forced to prove his gender. EW. [New York Daily News]
Shaima Alawadi,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 5, 2012

Donald Trump Asks Miss Universe If Her Boyfriend Is Rich

Is Donald Trump auditioning for a new girlfriend? Or just being an asshat? You never can tell with that one. Last night on “Celebrity Apprentice,” the Donald asked some tough questions of Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza, like whether she had “boyfriends,” and whether the boyfriend she’s got is “rich” and owns an airplane. Watch the…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 20, 2012

Don’t Miss The Premiere Of “Celebrity Apprentice” Tonight!

We didn’t think it was possible for Donald Trump to top last year’s cast of crazies on “Celebrity Apprentice,” but with Aubrey O’Day, Teresa Giudice, Dee Snider, and Victoria Gotti, amongst others, duking it out in the new season starting tonight, we’re ready to be proven wrong. Check out out a preview of the new…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 19, 2012

Quickies: Donald Trump Wants Sarah Palin To Run For Prez & Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Twitter

Donald Trump told reporters he’d “love” for Sarah Palin to run for president. Why am I not surprised these two are chummy with each other? [TMZ]
Kim Kardashian is taking her fiancé Kris Humphries’ last name. It’s her choice, obviously, but IMHO “Kim Humphries” does not have the same ring to it. [TMZ]
Ladyblog Jezebel…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 1, 2011

Donald Trump And Lynn Patridge Lock Lips

On Sunday night, prepare to witness the most unholy of lip locks. While in New York, Audrina Patridge and her often-tipsy mom Lynn stopped by Donald Trump’s office to talk about “business opportunities” for Audrina — with the cameras for her VH1 reality show rolling, of course. Trump said that Audrina is “beautiful and smart”…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 5, 2011

Nene Leakes Tests Star Jones’ Street Skills On “Celebrity Apprentice”

Celebrity Apprentice” has been hyping this girl fight between Nene Leakes and Star Jones all season. I’ve been watching and waiting, but was starting to think it was never going to happen. But OH. It went down on Sunday night. Nene went totally batty on Star in front of Donald Trump and the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 3, 2011

Seth Meyers And President Obama Roast Donald Trump At The White House Correspondents Dinner

Last night, the White House Correspondents Dinner was held in Washington, hosted by “Saturday Night Live”‘s Seth Meyers. In attendance was Donald Trump, who spent the last month establishing himself at the forefront of the idiotic birther movement. He likely regretted his RSVP after he was brilliantly roasted by both Meyers (above) and President…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 1, 2011

Celebs Who Endorse Donald Trump For President — And The Ones Who Don’t

If Donald Trump seriously runs for president (which I don’t think will happen, but still) and gets so much as one single vote in the primaries, I am moving to Canada. No ifs, ands or buts about it. The man who popularized frou-frou pompadours on men, trashy divorces, and the phrase “You’re fired!” is like…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 29, 2011

Proof That POTUS Was Not Born In The United States!

Heh, heh, heh, this adorable photo is all the evidence I need to prove that President Obama was born on a pirate ship in international waters, Donald Trump is thinking right now. [via NY Times]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 20, 2011

Donald Trump Is Against Abortion For The WTF-iest Of Reasons

Donald Trump once had a friend whose wife got pregnant. The couple considered an abortion. They chose to carry the pregnancy to term and the baby made the friend very happy. The friend cried while telling this story to Trump. And that’s why he’s against abortion for everybody. Because if not having an abortio…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 11, 2011

Quickies: Donald Trump For President?

Lord help us all, skeezy beauty pageant impresario/professional big mouth Donald Trump has planned a trip to New Hampshire, a primary state, to allegedly explore a presidential run. America, please don’t vote for someone who was just the subject of a Comedy Central roast. [Oh No They Didn’t]
Matthew McConaughey’s mama hiked u…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 14, 2011

The Situation Gets Booed At Donald Trump’s Roast

“By the way, who’s John Boehner? Check it out. Doesn’t his name sound like boner? Anyone notice that? … Hey, Snoop Dogg, Donald Trump and your ancestors had a lot in common — they owned real estate, and your ancestors were property! … This is my first time doing comedy!”
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 11, 2011

“The Celebrity Apprentice” — Who Trump Rejected Before It Even Started

Obviously, I will be rooting for NeNe Leakes in the soon-to-start season of “Celebrity Apprentice.” Donald Trump has announced the new cast, and it’s pretty awesome: in addition to NeNe, there’s Meatloaf, David Cassidy, Dionne Warwick, Latoya Jackson, Jose Canseco, Richard Hatch of “Survivor,” Garey Busey, Lil Jon, Mark McGrath, Marlee Matlin, Lisa Rinna, Niki…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / January 14, 2011

Today’s Lady News: “Apprentice” Contestants Accuse Donald Trump Of Inappropriate Comments

Two contestants on “The Apprentice” have accused host Donald Trump of making sexist and inappropriate comments in the boardroom. “So much of the boardroom discussion concerned the appearance of the female contestants — discussing the female contestants’ looks — who he found to be hot,” said Mahsa Saeidi-Azcuy, the woman whom Trump “fired” last…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 4, 2010

Quotable: Donald Trump Thinks Jesse James Is Good In Bed

“You know I can’t figure Jesse out. He married one of the most sought after women in the world. And yet, he’s such a low key guy. If you’re with him you say, ‘He’s a stiff.’ I can’t believe [Sandra’s] totally in love with this guy. He’s gotta be great in bed.”Donald Trump, talking about…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 22, 2010

Frisky Rant: The One Thing Ivanka Trump Has To Do To Be Taken Seriously

It’s no secret that I have a rather low threshold for Rich Kids, especially Celebrity Rich Kids, who don’t get their elbows particularly dirty building up their resumes like the rest of us. A few months ago, I wrote a post grousing about how Ivanka Trump wrote a business advice book called The Trump Card

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 15, 2010

When You’re Donald Trump’s Daughter, Anna Wintour Throws Jobs At You

A recent Frisky meeting almost came to blows when it came to the subject of Ivanka Trump and her new business book, The Trump Card. In one corner, there was me — I get enraged like a Pamplona bull at the slightest whiff of nepotism. Donald Trump’s daughter has a lot of nerve writing…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 13, 2009

What’s Up With Tiffany Trump?

Tiffany Trump isn’t a name you hear too often, even though she’s the offspring of Donald Trump, who is always in the news for one thing or another. Back in the early ’90s, you couldn’t escape the scandal turned marriage that occurred between Donald and then-wife Marla Maples, who is Tiffany’s mother. But when Marla…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 23, 2009

Donald Trump Really Does Play God At Miss Universe

You know how people who like to do pageants always say things like, “It’s not just about beauty. It’s about poise, speaking ability, and talent!” Well, that’s not exactly the case at the Miss Universe Pageant, which crowned Miss Venezuela last week. One of the show’s choreographers said shortly thereafter that, before the competition eve…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 4, 2009