Posts tagged "donald trump"

Trump PAC Founder Defends Assault On Black Activist At Rally

He rationalized this by saying he would get beat up if he went to a black church. …

Robyn Pennacchia | November 23, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Donald Trump Tries To Make A Racist Point With Bullshit Statistics Favored By Neo-Nazis

Can we stop mincing words and dancing around what we know to be true, which is that the melted-rainbow-sherbet-faced dustpan full of hair clippings with a chapped asshole for a mouth is the

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 23, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Trump Thinks ‘Black Lives Matter’ Protester Who Was Attacked By His Supporters Deserved It

At a Donald Trump supporter rally in Birmingham, Alabama on Saturday, a black man started chanting Black Lives Matter in a video captured by CNN reporter Jeremy Diamond.
The reporter…

Katrin Higher | November 22, 2015 - 11:00 am

Donald Trump Is A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Person

Yesterday, in an interview after a campaign stop in Newton, Iowa, Presidential candidate and shimmering pile of 24-karat gold-plated feces Donald Trump stated that he would “certainly, definitely” implement a…

Robyn Pennacchia | November 20, 2015 - 11:30 am

Finally, The Donald Trump Portrait Made Of 500 Dicks You’ve All Been Waiting For

Not much to see here folks, just a portrait of Donald Trump made by many many different dicks formed into a glorious mosaic of peen.
Lest we think of Trump’s…

Katrin Higher | November 14, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Meet Johari Osayi Idusuyi, The Hero Known For Reading Poetry At A Trump Rally

Remember that amazing woman who was sitting in the crowd behind the podium during a Donald Trump campaign speech earlier this week? The woman who must havebeen terribly unmoved by Trump’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 13, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Ben Carson Is Just Like A Child Molester, Says Donald Trump

Damn. Even we wouldn’t go that far.

Robyn Pennacchia | November 13, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Trump “Shocked” By Clinton’s Hairdo – As Well He Should Be!

Yesterday, Donald Trump told conservative radio host Mark Levin that he was shocked by Hillary Clinton’s new hairdo. As well he should be! Take a look at this:

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 12, 2015 - 9:30 am

Trump’s Model For His Deportation Plan Was Called “Operation Wetback”

Shockingly, it was a human rights disaster.

Robyn Pennacchia | November 11, 2015 - 11:00 am

Hero Woman Refuses To Stop Reading During Trump Rally

Yesterday, bloviating wad of shower drain hair and current GOP presidential contender Donald Trump had a campaign appearance in Springfield, Illinois. Plenty of his supporters were on hand, but one…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 11, 2015 - 9:30 am

I’m An Atheist, So How Will Trump Force Me To Wish Him A Merry Christmas?

What will the fine be for not wishing someone a Merry Christmas?

Robyn Pennacchia | November 10, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Trump Joins The Anti-Starbucks “War on Christmas” Crusade

Donald Trump has joined the ranks of sensitive Sallies who are pissed about Starbucks using red cups during the Christmas season but declining to shove the baby Jesus

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 10, 2015 - 9:30 am

Donald Trump Ends Up Hosting ‘Saturday Night Live’ Amid Protests

Before Donald Trump was set to host “Saturday Night Live” on Saturday night, 200 protesters gathered outside of SNL headquarters at 30 Rockefeller Center to protest the presidential candidate’s upcoming…

Katrin Higher | November 8, 2015 - 9:30 am

Donald Trump Rejects Imaginary Invite To “Last Week Tonight”

Not getting invited to a place is one thing, pretending you were invited and turned it down is a world of sad.

Robyn Pennacchia | November 2, 2015 - 12:40 pm

The Best Moments In Bullshit From Last Night’s GOP Debate

Not just a fact check–a bullshit check.

Robyn Pennacchia | October 29, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Donald Trump Thinks Women Wear Burquas So They Don’t “Need” Makeup

Because you know you want fashion advice from Donald Trump.

Robyn Pennacchia | October 28, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Donald Trump: Dad Gave Me “Small Loan” Of $1M

It’s early, but it’s a safe bet that Donald Trump already has uttered the line that will get the most attention of all the candidates on Monday: “My father gave…

Newser | October 26, 2015 - 3:15 pm

Donald Trump Was The Inspiration For Biff In “Back To The Future”

That is not at all surprising. …

Robyn Pennacchia | October 22, 2015 - 2:20 pm
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