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Quickies: Donald Trump Wants Sarah Palin To Run For Prez & Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Twitter

Jessica WakemanJune 1, 2011 //
Sarah Palin and Donald Trump photo
  • Donald Trump told reporters he’d “love” for Sarah Palin to run for president. Why am I not surprised these two are chummy with each other? [TMZ]
  • Kim Kardashian is taking her fiancé Kris Humphries’ last name. It’s her choice, obviously, but IMHO “Kim Humphries” does not have the same ring to it. [TMZ]
  • Ladyblog Jezebel attempts to explain why Courtney Love hates them. This post is amazing, but let’s be real. Who gives a flying f**k what Courtney Love says about anything? [Jezebel]
  • Relax, everybody. Snooki’s neck brace after her fender bender was just a joke. The Wookie shoes, however, were dead serious. [People]
  • Amazeballs: the top 10 reviews of the abortionplex on Yelp. [BuzzFeed]

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Donald Trump And Lynn Patridge Lock Lips

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comMay 5, 2011 //

On Sunday night, prepare to witness the most unholy of lip locks. While in New York, Audrina Patridge and her often-tipsy mom Lynn stopped by Donald Trump‘s office to talk about “business opportunities” for Audrina — with the cameras for her VH1 reality show rolling, of course. Trump said that Audrina is “beautiful and smart” and would be welcome on “Celebrity Apprentice” or as a co-host of the Miss Universe pageant. Eeek. But the worst part is when Trump and Lynn said goodbye, kissing each other somewhere between the cheek and lip, on repeat. And giving us this horrifying image. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Nene Leakes Tests Star Jones’ Street Skills On “Celebrity Apprentice”

Ami AngelowiczMay 3, 2011 //

“Celebrity Apprentice” has been hyping this girl fight between Nene Leakes and Star Jones all season. I’ve been watching and waiting, but was starting to think it was never going to happen. But OH. It went down on Sunday night. Nene went totally batty on Star in front of Donald Trump and the Biosilk/Chi executive. Awkward! Cringeworthy! My thoughts, after the jump. Keep reading »

Seth Meyers And President Obama Roast Donald Trump At The White House Correspondents Dinner

Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 1, 2011 //


Last night, the White House Correspondents Dinner was held in Washington, hosted by “Saturday Night Live”‘s Seth Meyers. In attendance was Donald Trump, who spent the last month establishing himself at the forefront of the idiotic birther movement. He likely regretted his RSVP after he was brilliantly roasted by both Meyers (above) and President Obama (after the jump). My two favorite Meyers’ jokes:

“Donald Trump said he had a great relationship with the Blacks. Though unless the Blacks are a family of White people, I bet he’s mistaken.”

“Donald Trump has been saying he will run as a Republican which is funny since I just assumed he was running as a joke.”

According to those who sat near him at the event, Trump’s “mood shifted from playing along to unvarnished anger.” Can we all agree this guy is, to use his favorite insult, “a loser” and move on? Great! Keep reading »

Celebs Who Endorse Donald Trump For President — And The Ones Who Don’t

Jessica WakemanApril 29, 2011 //

If Donald Trump seriously runs for president (which I don’t think will happen, but still) and gets so much as one single vote in the primaries, I am moving to Canada. No ifs, ands or buts about it. The man who popularized frou-frou pompadours on men, trashy divorces, and the phrase “You’re fired!” is like a one-man encyclopedia entry for the phrase “ugly American.”

Whaddya know, a lot of celebs agree with me: Susan Sarandon, Cher, Tracy Morgan. And then there are the yokels who would actually “Vote Trump!” And there’s quite a few of them… Keep reading »

Proof That POTUS Was Not Born In The United States!

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 20, 2011 //

Heh, heh, heh, this adorable photo is all the evidence I need to prove that President Obama was born on a pirate ship in international waters, Donald Trump is thinking right now. [via NY Times] Keep reading »

Donald Trump Is Against Abortion For The WTF-iest Of Reasons

Jessica WakemanApril 11, 2011 //


Donald Trump once had a friend whose wife got pregnant. The couple considered an abortion. They chose to carry the pregnancy to term and the baby made the friend very happy. The friend cried while telling this story to Trump. And that’s why he’s against abortion for everybody. Because if not having an abortion supposedly worked out for some friend of Donald Trump’s, it will work out for you, ladies. Keep reading »

Quickies: Donald Trump For President?

Jessica WakemanMarch 14, 2011 //
Trump Wants Palin To Run
Sarah Palin and Donald Trump photo
Bird of a feather flock together, huh? Read More »
  • Lord help us all, skeezy beauty pageant impresario/professional big mouth Donald Trump has planned a trip to New Hampshire, a primary state, to allegedly explore a presidential run. America, please don’t vote for someone who was just the subject of a Comedy Central roast. [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Matthew McConaughey’s mama hiked up her dress and flashed her ass to photographers at “The Lincoln Lawyer” premiere. I love this woman! [The Superficial]
  • Kate Middleton’s bachelorette party will be held at one of four London nightclubs that have been rented out to throw paparazzi off-guard. She’ll also be treated to a “Dirty Dancing”-themed bachelorette bash at her parents’ home … which seems a little un-queenly to me, but whatever. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Miley Cyrus possibly stumbled drunk out of the Chateau Marmont in L.A. on Saturday night. Or maybe she was smoking totally legal salvia again. [The Superficial]

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The Situation Gets Booed At Donald Trump’s Roast

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comMarch 11, 2011 //

“By the way, who’s John Boehner? Check it out. Doesn’t his name sound like boner? Anyone notice that? … Hey, Snoop Dogg, Donald Trump and your ancestors had a lot in common — they owned real estate, and your ancestors were property! … This is my first time doing comedy!”

—Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of “Jersey Shore” taking a turn at the mic last night at Donald Trump’s Comedy Central roast. He got booed and heckled off stage. He should clearly stick to GTLing. [NY Post] Keep reading »

“The Celebrity Apprentice” — Who Trump Rejected Before It Even Started

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comJanuary 14, 2011 //

Obviously, I will be rooting for NeNe Leakes in the soon-to-start season of “Celebrity Apprentice.” Donald Trump has announced the new cast, and it’s pretty awesome: in addition to NeNe, there’s Meatloaf, David Cassidy, Dionne Warwick, Latoya Jackson, Jose Canseco, Richard Hatch of “Survivor,” Garey Busey, Lil Jon, Mark McGrath, Marlee Matlin, Lisa Rinna, Niki Taylor and Star Jones. But what’s even more interesting is who Trump didn’t pick. “We turned down 35 to 40 people,” Trump says. “We really qualify people.” [People]

So who got the big N-O? Find out after the jump. Keep reading »

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