Posts tagged "dolphins"

PSA: A Freaking Dolphin Is Not Qualified To Be Your Midwife

It’s a dolphin, not a doula.

Robyn Pennacchia | September 1, 2015 - 5:00 pm

Evil Dolphin Assaults Woman, Punches Her Daughter In The Face

Dolphins are messed up, yo.

Robyn Pennacchia | July 2, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Mariah Carey Confirms That Her Best Friend Is Actually A Dolphin


Megan Reynolds | April 29, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Iggy Azalea’s Boyfriend Thinks A Dolphin Tried To Murder Him, Steal His Girl

LA Lakers reserve guard Nick Young, the boyfriend of Iggy Azalea, had a chat with reporters Tuesday night, in which he explained the story behind a recent tweet of Iggy’s…

Robyn Pennacchia | February 11, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Man-On-Dolphin Sex Documentary Makes Big Splash At Film Festival

Malcolm Brenner claims that, in 1970, he had a “consensual sexual relationship” with a dolphin named Dolly, whom he met at a Florida amusement park, when he was taking photographs…

Huffington Post Weird News | February 4, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Watch A Happy Puppy Swim With Dolphins

Jackie the 10-month-old puppy made fast friends with a group of dolphins on the Tutukaka Coast in New Zealand. Jackie’s human, Arriane Christie, said the dolphins spotted the puppy from afar…

Claire Hannum | December 2, 2014 - 2:20 pm

Dolphins Perfectly Photobomb Couple’s Wedding Pictures

In September 2012, Alexis and Steve Epsey celebrated their wedding at Marineland Dolphin Adventure in St. Augustine, Florida (my former home!), and when their photos were taken, a few surprise guests popped…

Claire Hannum | November 6, 2014 - 4:10 pm

This Woman Jerked Off A Dolphin — And Liked It!

Animal researcher Margaret Howe Lovatt is the focus of an upcoming BBC Four documentary called “The Girl Who Talked To Dolphins,” but the subtitle of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 10, 2014 - 3:30 pm

The BP Oil Spill Is Making Dolphins Sick, And Now I Want To Cry

Dolphins living in an area affected by the 2010 BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico are now suffering from lung diseases and other problems that are consistent with…

Claire Hannum | December 20, 2013 - 12:40 pm

This Just In: You Can Have A Dolphin Birth Your Baby

Forget about seeking the care of a doctor, that’s so passé.  If you’re looking to have a “supernatural” birth, you should find a nice dolphin to deliver your baby. No,…

Ami Angelowicz | May 29, 2013 - 9:40 am

Life Dream Status: Someday We Might Speak Dolphin

Dolphins are like humans in a lot of ways: they have sex for pleasure, mingle with different social groups, and enjoy looking at themselves in the mirror. They also spend…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | July 11, 2012 - 9:40 am

Stupid Rave Leads To Dolphin Casualty

I like pretty much everything more than I like raves, but I also like pretty much everything less than I like dolphins. One of my favorite sea creatures (I have…

Rachel Krause | November 16, 2011 - 9:40 am

Beware Of Gang-Banging Dolphins

Dolphins are peaceful creatures, my ass. According to scientists, violence among young male dolphins is on the rise. A gang of bottleneck dolphins in the Pacific Ocean have been wreaking…

Ami Angelowicz | June 19, 2011 - 4:00 pm

Were You A Unicorn, Horse, Or Dolphin Girl?

Bless you, Lisa Frank, for helping me build my unicorn sticker collection and making sure my school supplies were covered with the mythical, rainbow-colored creatures. I know I was not…

Ami Angelowicz | February 11, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Quotable: Even Dolphins Want To Get With Jennifer Garner

“It was a male dolphin. I was on the side of the tank, talking to the dolphin trainer and the dolphin was swimming really close to me. I had my…

Kate Torgovnick/ | February 11, 2010 - 5:40 pm

Stars In Stripes

What is it they say about horizontal stripes not always being the most flattering? Jennifer Lopez made a curious dress choice to wear to a Dolphins game yesterday. [Miami, 12/6/09]…

Erin Flaherty | December 7, 2009 - 6:10 pm

The Insane Story Of The Dolphins At Sea World

I’m a vegetarian, so it doesn’t take much animal cruelty to get me up in arms. But I always thought places like Sea World were havens for injured…

Justine Fields | August 3, 2009 - 7:40 pm

The Daily Squeeze: Katy Perry Dolls, Snake Massages, And Dolphin Diets

There is a waiting list for Katy Perry dolls, even though they don’t look a thing like her — it doesn’t even come with a vintage romper! [E! Online]…

Catherine Strawn | September 30, 2008 - 12:30 pm