Dolphins Are The Unchecked Soft Boys Of The Ocean

They love Radiohead and yoga, what more goddamn proof do you need?!

Megan Reynolds | February 4, 2016 - 9:15 am

PSA: A Freaking Dolphin Is Not Qualified To Be Your Midwife

It’s a dolphin, not a doula.

Robyn Pennacchia | September 1, 2015 - 5:00 pm

Evil Dolphin Assaults Woman, Punches Her Daughter In The Face

Dolphins are messed up, yo.

Robyn Pennacchia | July 2, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Mariah Carey Confirms That Her Best Friend Is Actually A Dolphin


Megan Reynolds | April 29, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Iggy Azalea’s Boyfriend Thinks A Dolphin Tried To Murder Him, Steal His Girl

LA Lakers reserve guard Nick Young, the boyfriend of Iggy Azalea, had a chat with reporters Tuesday night, in which he explained the story behind a recent tweet of Iggy’s…

Robyn Pennacchia | February 11, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Man-On-Dolphin Sex Documentary Makes Big Splash At Film Festival

Malcolm Brenner claims that, in 1970, he had a “consensual sexual relationship” with a dolphin named Dolly, whom he met at a Florida amusement park, when he was taking photographs…

Huffington Post Weird News | February 4, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Watch A Happy Puppy Swim With Dolphins

Jackie the 10-month-old puppy made fast friends with a group of dolphins on the Tutukaka Coast in New Zealand. Jackie’s human, Arriane Christie, said the dolphins spotted the puppy from afar…

Claire Hannum | December 2, 2014 - 2:20 pm

Dolphins Perfectly Photobomb Couple’s Wedding Pictures

In September 2012, Alexis and Steve Epsey celebrated their wedding at Marineland Dolphin Adventure in St. Augustine, Florida (my former home!), and when their photos were taken, a few surprise guests popped…

Claire Hannum | November 6, 2014 - 4:10 pm

This Woman Jerked Off A Dolphin — And Liked It!

Animal researcher Margaret Howe Lovatt is the focus of an upcoming BBC Four documentary called “The Girl Who Talked To Dolphins,” but the subtitle of this film could…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 10, 2014 - 3:30 pm

The BP Oil Spill Is Making Dolphins Sick, And Now I Want To Cry

Dolphins living in an area affected by the 2010 BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico are now suffering from lung diseases and other problems that are consistent with…

Claire Hannum | December 20, 2013 - 12:40 pm

This Just In: You Can Have A Dolphin Birth Your Baby

Forget about seeking the care of a doctor, that’s so passé.  If you’re looking to have a “supernatural” birth, you should find a nice dolphin to deliver your baby. No,…

Ami Angelowicz | May 29, 2013 - 9:40 am

Life Dream Status: Someday We Might Speak Dolphin

Dolphins are like humans in a lot of ways: they have sex for pleasure, mingle with different social groups, and enjoy looking at themselves in the mirror. They also spend…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | July 11, 2012 - 9:40 am
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