Tag: dolphins

Dolphins Are The Unchecked Soft Boys Of The Ocean

It seems that finally, after years — nay, centuries — of willful ignorance, human beings are finally recognizing that dolphins are a terroristic scourge. If the reports of their untoward sexual advances weren’t enough, let this tiny tidbit be the nail in the coffin: they’re really into Radiohead and have just discovered yoga. According to Radar […]

Man-On-Dolphin Sex Documentary Makes Big Splash At Film Festival

Malcolm Brenner claims that, in 1970, he had a “consensual sexual relationship” with a dolphin named Dolly, whom he met at a Florida amusement park, when he was taking photographs for a children’s book. Now his disturbing story is the subject of a documentary. “Dolphin Lover” debuted last week at the Slamdance Film Festival in Park […]

The Daily Squeeze: Katy Perry Dolls, Snake Massages, And Dolphin Diets

There is a waiting list for Katy Perry dolls, even though they don’t look a thing like her — it doesn’t even come with a vintage romper! [E! Online] A spa in Northern Israel is using snakes for massage. Watch a video here. Beware if you’re ophidiophobic. [Time] The 19 dolphins at Kinosaki Marine World […]

Iggy Azalea’s Boyfriend Thinks A Dolphin Tried To Murder Him, Steal His Girl

LA Lakers reserve guard Nick Young, the boyfriend of Iggy Azalea, had a chat with reporters Tuesday night, in which he explained the story behind a recent tweet of Iggy’s about how he is scared of dolphins. Via ESPN: “He was playing with everybody else, doing what dolphins do — the ‘ack ack’ and all that,” Young […]