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Aaron Paul Claims He Can Tell A Dog’s Sex By Petting It — But He Has Yet To Touch Lucca

Aaron Paul Claims He Can Tell A Dog's Sex By Petting It -- But He Has Yet To Pet Lucca
"This one's got balls, bitch!"

Aaron Paul is best known for his acting, most notably as Jesse Pinkman on “Breaking Bad,” but he has other talents. On last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” the actor (who’s giving me a beard boner) demonstrated his innate, God-given ability to correctly guess the gender of a dog simply by petting it. While I’m impressed, I won’t be truly blown away until Aaron lays his hands upon my dog Lucca. Keep reading »

It’s Time To Cry: Sarah Silverman’s Dog Died And She Wrote The Most Beautiful Obit For Him

I Love My Dog
Amelia is terrified of losing her dog, Lucca. Read More »

Don’t mind me, just bawling at my desk because Sarah Silverman’s 19-year-old dog Duck died and she wrote the loveliest obituary for him. It will rip your heart open and make you want to run home and squeeze the bejeezus out of your pet, which is what I am going to do right now. Luuuuuuuucccccca! Mommy loves you so much!!!! Sob. RIP Duck Silverman. You were clearly a great dog and very, very loved. [Who Say]

To Combat Big Cats, Aussies Deploy Bad Dogs

This just in: Australia’s been taken over by enormous cats. Well, sort of: The country’s Northern Territory is apparently overrun with feral cats that weigh up to 45 lbs; to smaller creatures, they’re basically killing machines, Vice reports, alongside a pretty stunning image. It’s posing a threat to the area’s biodiversity. “Even a small cat will eat several birds, reptiles, or mammals in a 24-hour period,” says a land official. “So you do the math on that, one cat might be eating 2,000 animals a year.” Read more at Newser…

Sunny Obama Is Pooping All Over The White House

Meet Sunny Obama
Meet The Newest Addition To The First Family, Sunny Obama!
The newest member of the First Family is one-year-old. Read More »
Bo, The First Puppy
Meet Bo, the First Puppy of the White House. Read More »
Bo's Christmas Card
President Obama's Christmas card photo
Bo appeared in the Obama's Xmas card ... and Sarah Palin complained. Read More »
puppies!
sunny obama accidents in white house
White House Puppy Training

Sure, Syria might have released chemical weapons on its own people this week.  BUT I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE’S NEW PUPPY GAAAAAAH!  Here’s President Obama in an exclusive interview with CNN, talking about the new puppy Sunny (a Portuguese water dog like their four-year-old dog, Bo) and her accidents around the White House. Don’t worry, Hillary. They’ll be cleaned up by 2016. [Huffington Post]

Meet The Newest Member Of The First Family, Sunny Obama!

Meet The Newest Addition To The First Family, Sunny Obama!

Bo has a sister! The White House announced on Monday that they have added a furry new friend to their brood, a female puppy named Sunny! A Portuguese water dog just like Bo, Sunny was born in Michigan in June and, said the White House, ”is the perfect little sister for Bo – full of energy and very affectionate – and the First Family picked her name because it fit her cheerful personality.” Check out an adooooorable video of Sunny and Bo frolicking on the White House lawn after the jump! [White House] Keep reading »

That’s A Nice Looking Bass Dog You Got There

Dogs In Pantyhose
A cat would never stand for this. Read More »
Treat Yo' Dog
10 questionably sane ways to treat your dog like a human. Read More »
thats a nice looking bass dog you got there

Dogs are very versatile creatures. Not only are they so-called “man’s best friend,” but they also make a decent stand-in for bass guitars. Witness this blog, “Bass Dog,” which replaces the bass guitars being played by well-known musicians with dogs. It’s that simple and that wonderful. Here, we have Scott Shriner from Weezer bass doggin’ it (and making awesome Bass Face). Check out a few others after the jump. [Bass Dogs] Keep reading »

New Thing To Be Afraid Of: Dog Ate Paralyzed Man’s Testicle While He Was Sleeping

Dude Sells His Balls
raffael brochero
Colombian poet selling his testicles to go to Europe. Read More »
Eek! Testicle Eating Fish
Testicle-eating fish species caught in Illinois lake. Read More »
Blue Balls
Here's what you need to know about blue balls, ladies. Read More »

It’s every man’s worst nightmare to wake up from a nap and find out one of his balls is missing. For an anonymous 39-year-old man in Trumann, Arkansas, it was bloody reality. The man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, fell asleep naked on Monday. When he woke up, his recently adopted “small, white, fluffy” dog was between his thighs with blood on his muzzle and the man felt “burning pain” in his mid-section. The pooch had “eaten one of his testicles,” according to the police report, although it’s not clear why he favored his master’s sweaty balls instead over Beggin’ Strips. Perhaps he was inspired by paco, that species of toothy testicle-eating fish. The doggie has since been euthanized and is being tested for rabies. His owner is lucky he woke when he did before he lost both testes. All the more reasons to vaccinate your pets, folks. [CBS Local] [KAIT8] [Image of bad dog via Shutterstock]

Amanda Bynes Wants To Reunite With Her Dog

Amanda Hospitalized
Amanda Bynes hospitalized after allegedly starting small fire. Read More »
Dog Abuse?
Amanda bynes dog in gasoline
Amanda Bynes' dog was soaked in gasoline before fire. Read More »
Amanda's Parents
... are seeking a conservatorship over their troubled daughter. Read More »

Your Daily Squee: Mick The Boston Terrier Pup Learns To Walk

Puppy Cheats Death!
Harper the pitbull puppy survives and thrives! Read More »
Pup With Prosthetic Paws
Nak'io lost his four feet to frostbite, but now has prosthetic paws. Read More »
Let Dogs Be Dogs
Amelia says not to dye your dog to look like a panda. Jessica disagrees. Read More »
Your Daily Squee Mick The Boston Terrier Pup Learns To Walk
Go, Mick, Go!

You’re having a case of the Mondays. You need something to make you smile. Luckily we found this video of Mick the Boston Terrier puppy! Born with what’s called Swimmer Puppy Syndrome (such a cute name for something so terrible), Mick’s legs refused to cooperate — he couldn’t sit, stand or walk, but only lie on the ground with his legs splayed out underneath him. Dogs like Mick are typically destroyed, deemed unfit or unworthy of living, but thankfully the Mia Foundation, an animal rescue group in Rochester, New York, came to the pup’s rescue. Keep reading »

Maltey Cyrus Spoofs Miley With “We Can Bark”

21 Weird Miley Moments
21 Of The Weirdest Moments In Miley Cyrus' "We Can't Stop" Music Video
All the crazy from "We Can't Stop." Read More »
Miley Twerks
And in a unicorn onesie no less. Watch »
Miley Cyrus Fashion Math
Ryan Gosling Is Clearly Miley Cyrus' Style Muse
She's clearly putting Ryan Goslings together. Read More »
Maltey Cyrus Spoofs Miley With "We Can Bark"
"I'm a puppy, I can do what I want!"

I’ve been playing the latest Miley Cyrus song “We Can’t Stop” on repeat for weeks now and my dog Lucca is starting to get really, really annoyed. Luckily, her ears perked up when I put on this dog-inspired remake of the song by Maltey Cyrus called “We Can Bark.” Says Lucca: “This version is much better, Mom.” [The Pet Collective]

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