Tag Archives: dogs

Dealbreaker: He Brought A Dog On Our Date

Grooming Dealbreaker
He said she needed grooming. She thought it was a dealbreaker. Read More »
Grandma Dealbreaker
He brought his grandma on our date. Read More »
Poly Dealbreaker
Is polyamory a dating dealbreaker? Read More »

“How about the Belmont at 8? It’ll be you, me, and Lulu,” he said.

“Who?”

“Lulu, my dog? The Belmont has outdoor seating, so I thought it’d be fun to bring her along.”

That bitch, I thought, but agreed to the plan nonetheless. Keep reading »

The Incredible, Inedible Inflating Dog

It’s great the way the Russians keep innovating when it comes to weird pet tricks. Like take this guy, who blows in his dog’s face and causes the dog to “inflate.” If I blow in my parent’s dog’s face, Roxy just tries to lick me. Clearly Russian dogs are better. [Neatorama]

A Dog And Deer Playdate

Soldiers Reunite With Dogs
Soldiers reunite with their adopted Afghan dogs. Watch »
"Ima Read" Feat. Dogs
This song needed a doggie remix. Watch »
Bulldog And Horse
A bulldog and horse become besties. Watch »

Here’s a couple of things about dogs: They have no sense of size — if you put a chihuahua and a Labrador retriever together, the chihuahua will try and boss the lab around, and the lab will likely take it. Also, they think everybody else is a dog like them. Witness golden retriever Dickens playing with newborn little deerkins baby in the backyard. He has no idea that his playmate isn’t actually a dog, too. [YouTube]

The Luckiest Corgis In The World

Caption This: Kate & Queen
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I’ve never been jealous of a corgi before, but these little guys, decked out in special patriotic finery, might be the exception. You see, they met and even were pet by the black-gloved hand of Queen Elizabeth II, during her visit to Sherborne Abbey in the Southwest of England as a part of their Jubilee tour of the country. It’s a dog’s life.

The Best Accessories Ever: Puppies!

Paper Magazine knows what’s up. For their latest editorial fashion shoot, they paired models with puppy dogs, ensuring that even the most hardened fashion cynic would just have to pause and take a look. The photos, shot by photographer Emily Shur, feature models (facing away from the camera, so you never see their faces) cradling pups while wearing some of the latest cool accessories. Take a look!

Just A Guy In Some Party Hats With His Poodles

Wait, Panda Dogs?!
How? Why? Find out. Read More »

Oh hello, it seems you’ve caught me and my two gals having ourselves a little festivity, in honor of it being the summer solstice. We love putting on our party hats and celebrating the changing seasons. Who wouldn’t? Nature’s bounty is before us, as are my fabulous poodles. [AnimalsHavingParties]

Your Dog Is Not As Sassy As These Dogs

Dog And Baby
Dog tells baby to shut up. Watch »
Wait, Panda Dogs?!
How? Why? Find out. Read More »
Bulldog And Horse
A bulldog and horse become besties. Watch »

Sorry, your dog is really cool, but your dog didn’t just grab a scrunchie from the vanity, put it in his locks and look mega chill like these dogs. Your dog is probably a great listener, and really fun at parties, but there is NO WAY your dog is going to make cheer squad with a half-baked ponytail like that. These dogs on the other hand? They are bringing it. More after the jump. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

11 Celebs Picking Up Dog Poop

Is it just me or does it seems like everyone in the world has a dog? Maybe it just seems that way because I’m seething with jealousy that I don’t have a white fluffy thing to cuddle and play stupid games with. But I’ll tell you what part of dog parentage I’m not jealous of: the part where you have to pick up their steaming pile of poop. What a pain! Not even Aubrey O’Day is too good to scoop the feces of her dyed pink (female) Maltese Ginger and (male) Pomeranian Mary Ann. Ten bucks says she adopts another dog and names it Skipper. Her poor dogs surely have gender identity issues. Not  to mention, the upkeep on Ginger’s look must cost a fortune. Not my problem, though. After the jump, some more celebs doing their doodie. [ONTD]

Perfect Friends: Kitten And St. Bernard Edition

Baby Vs. French Bulldog
Our ovaries are confused. Read More »
Dog Shuts Up Baby
This dog tells an annoying baby to shut up. Watch »
Bulldog And Horse
A bulldog and horse become besties. Watch »

Everybody deserves a kitten of their own to love, pet and cuddle with. Even St. Bernards. Here, Abby patiently lets this gray kitten walk all over her — and even lets the kitten attempt to suckle from her paw. [YouTube]

Meet The Newest Cutting Edge Dog Breeds

Wait, Panda Dogs?!
How? Why? Find out. Read More »
Baby Vs. French Bulldog
Our ovaries are confused. Read More »
Bulldog And Horse
A bulldog and horse become besties. Watch »

Conan O’Brien debuted several new dog breeds on last night’s show, including my personal favorite, the Porcupup — a doggie mixed with a porcupine. Watch out for my friend Todd, carrying the Long-Bearded Chihuahua. I don’t know how you can keep a straight face with one of those in your arms. [Buzzfeed]