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Dita Von Teese Thinks Women Should Seduce Themselves To Feel Sexy

  • Dita Von Teese recommends that to feel sexier, you should seduce yourself. That sounds smart in theory, but how does that work in practice exactly? [Harper's Bazaar]
  • This dater got so fed up with being rejected for unknown reasons that she started conducting dating exit interviews so she could get some constructive criticism. [xoJane]
  • We already knew this, but a new study proves that free birth control does not turn people into tramps. [Your Tango]
  • Some people are not happy with the “average” Barbie doll, Lammily, because she would have too many fat rolls in real life. Barbie just can’t win. [Newser]
  • These very bad realtors had sex in the house they were supposed to be selling. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

In Case You Are Wondering What Dita Von Teese Looks Like With A Spray Tan


Who would dare mess with the beauty that is Dita Von Teese? She doesn’t say, but she did share this picture on her Instagram account of herself extravagantly Photoshopped. (By the same people who did this, maybe?) Her hair color and style are completely different, her makeup is changed, and that lovely ivory complexion is traded for a LiLo-ian spray tan. That’s no Dita Von Teese at all, that’s just someone in Malibu’s third wife. She’s hot in her own way … but  I’ll keep regular Dita, thanks.

Well Played: Dita Von Teese’s Retro Rose Print

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Dita Von Teese

Saying Dita Von Teese looks flawless is about as surprising as saying Connie Britton is having a good hair day or Justin Bieber looks like he is in dire need of a diaper change, but whatever, just LOOK AT HER. I especially love the color palette and print on this dress, as well as the curve-hugging shape (natch) and dainty red straps. Like I said, flawless. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Fabulous French-Blue 1939 Packard, Dita Von Teese Not Included

Well, that’s one way to sell your car on eBay. Provided, of course, that you’re Dita von Teese. [Jezebel]

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Russell Rebounding With Dita?

  • Oh dear, is newly single Russell Crowe sticking his bloated Australian wang in Dita Von Teese? That girl’s taste leaves MUCH to be desired. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Check out all the cute couples that walked the red carpet together at last night’s Golden Globes. I still wanna know who that hot blonde on Quentin Taratino’s arm was… [Your Tango]
  • An oldie but a goodie: an article I wrote — for dudes — on how to get back the engagement ring after the relationship goes kaput. [Modern Man]
  • Is your boyfriend reserved with his feelings? Here’s how to get him to open up. [Gurl.com] Keep reading »

Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Is Dita Von Teese Correct That Men Like Watching Women “Get Ready”?

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Last week, burlesque star Dita Von Teese had me scratching my head at something she said in an interview with Into The Gloss. Dita, who is publishing an offbeat beauty guide soon, was giving tips on how to “sexify” getting ready so it turns on your man. She explained:

“In my book, I’ll have all kinds of things in it that you just don’t do around guys — like how I do my hair if a guy’s watching, how to make the process glamorous, so it doesn’t look crazy. I won’t go around with the hot rollers and all the clips in front of a guy that I’m dating, so, I know how to curl my hair with a curling iron, and use duckbill clips so it looks nice when I’m doing it. … But there are certain things to be discreet about during the seduction process. Men like to watch you get ready, but I kind of tailor things a little bit for when they’re watching.”

I wasn’t entirely sure I could take Dita Von Teese’s word for it. I’ve had boyfriends who have not been able to take their hands off me while I’m trying to get dressed in the morning or putting on makeup and I’ve also had boyfriends who could not have cared less. Some guys might be turned on by the voyeuristic element but I imagine most of them are just terrified at how scary eyelash curlers look. Anyway, I’m sure Dita has a full-on boudoir and anything she does is instantly sexed up by mood lighting and the smell of Agent Provocateur Petale Noir. She’s not exactly the status quo of beauty grooming here.

But I love Dita and I thought she might have a point. So I did what Frisky girls do in this scenario and turned to guys on my IM for the scoop: Keep reading »

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