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Disney Movies For When It’s Too Hot To Do Anything

Disney will be screening a few of its movies online this summer. On Saturday nights throughout the summer, you’ll be able to watch such classics as Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc., and Peter Pan on ABC’s Wonderful World of Disney, and then the next day — and for that whole week — the movie of the week will be available to watch online. You know what I’m going to do? Watch the sea turtle scene in Finding Nemo every time I’m feeling low. Or maybe the part of Peter Pan when they sing “You Can Fly!” Man, Disney movies are inspirational. [Orlando Business Journal] Keep reading »

Beyonce Plays Dress Up With Your Kids

If you can’t trust Beyonce to not tart up your kids, who can you trust? The singer has a line of clothing called House of Dereon — which is horrible, by the way, I have tried it on at my discount department store and BLECH — and she’s now releasing a line for little girls. We expect such things from Disney, but B? Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no. [Pop Gumbo] Keep reading »

The Daily Squeeze: Disney Push-Up Bras, Heart Attacks, And Banksy’s Sex Life

  • Which is more difficult for Disney to control: its licensees or Miley Cyrus’ image? [Slate]
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    Move Over, Peter Pan

    After years of following the boys around and living in their shadows, which sometimes went astray, Tinker Bell is taking the lead! At least in four direct-to-DVD movies Disney will be releasing over the next few years. Tinker Bell’s star turn begins this October with the cleverly titled Tinker Bell, followed by Tinker Bell: North of Never Land in 2009, Tinker Bell: A Midsummer Storm in 2010, and Tinker Bell: A Winter Story in 2011. Does anyone else feel like Tinker Bell could hold her own in a theater release? Girls love her. Guys love her. She’s like Tina Fey in a tutu. [IMDb] Keep reading »

    Fashion Slideshow: Bridal Dress Showdown!

    Disney Weddings versus Badgley Mischka! Who will have the best looking dress? Which will be the most heinous? State your opinions, in the comments. Keep reading »

    Puritan Pop Stars

    Over a decade after Britney claimed she was saving herself for marriage, the Jonas Brothers, a popular teeny-bopper boy band, have decided to take a vow of celibacy too. The trio of short, dark, and handsome teens told Details Magazine that they even bought rings to commemorate their commitment to chastity from Disney World and Tiffany’s. (How punk rock!) Although it’s not actually working as kryptonite for their hordes of screaming girl groupies, the Christian rockers turned pop stars, who are now owned by Disney, want to stay shining examples of purity. Their tour director, Rob Brenner, who had worked with Spears, sees abstinence as a way to keep the boys focused and grounded, while avoiding the pitfalls (i.e. drugs, pregnancy, general craziness) of other stars who make it big when they’re young. Keep reading »

    The Daily Squeeze: J.Lo Plays Jasmine, Bad Grades, And Reality Porn

  • Marc Anthony takes Jennifer Lopez on a magic carpet ride in one of Disney’s new ads, shot by Annie Leibovitz. [DisneyParks.com]
  • A survey of Cambridge University found that students at poorly performing colleges slept around the most. And students studying medicine had the most sexual partners — guess they like to play doctor! [Telegraph U.K.]
  • Porn director Tristan Taormino is starting a genre: reality porn. In Chemistry, seven porn stars spend 36 hours in a house together without a script. Supposedly, there are no face orgasms — but there is something called a “perv cam.” [The Gazette]
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