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“The Little Mermaid” Is Returning To Theaters — In The Most Annoying Way Possible

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When I heard “The Little Mermaid” was coming back to theaters, I immediately started sobbing with joy and planning the outfit I would wear to go see it (something subtle like a flared skirt with green sequins and a seashell bra). There was just no way I would ever miss the opportunity to see one of my favorite Disney movies on the big screen. Even if I got food poisoning the day of the screening, or there was a fire in the theater, I would tough it out, and I would sing along with “Under The Sea,” and I would be jealous of Ariel’s hair, and I would struggle to reconcile my strong feminist values with a movie about a woman giving up her voice for a man she doesn’t even know, and it would be glorious.

But as I watched Disney’s promotional video about the release, I discovered there actually was one thing that might keep me from seeing “The Little Mermaid” in theaters: if everyone was instructed to bring their iPads to the movie theater and play with them the whole time instead of, you know, watching the freakin’ movie. Keep reading »

“Jett Jackson” Disney Star Lee Thompson Young, 29, Dead Of Possible Suicide

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  • Lee Thompson Young, an actor on “Rizzoli & Isles” who also starred on the Disney Channel’s “The Famous Jett Jackson,” has died at 29 from an apparent suicide. The actor did not show up to work this morning and was later found by his landlord having suffered a gunshot wound to the head. Young also starred in the 2004 movie version of “Friday Night Lights.” [TMZ, People, US Weekly]
  • Who is Lady Gaga ripping off this time? A catalog of her “Applause” music video influences. [Flavorwire]
  • Speaking of Gaga, she posted a statement on her Born This Way Foundation website, instructing her Little Monsters not to abuse or threaten her critics on social media, clearly referring to the death threats currently being lobbed at blogger Perez Hilton (though she doesn’t refer to him by name). The former besties are in the middle of a crazy-weird feud. [Born This Way Foundation]
  • Kanye West taped an episode of his mother-in-law’s talk show today. Ratings are the kind of Mother’s Day present Kris Jenner likes! [US Weekly]
  • Sophie Turner, the actress who plays Sansa Stark on “Games Of Thrones,” adopted her direwolf, Lady, in real life! [Uproxx]
  • Nope, nope, nope: Cablevision cutting out during “Breaking Bad” is not an acceptable reason to dial 911. [Gawker]
  • Opening lines of Emily Dickinson poems that don’t work so well as pickup lines. [The Hairpin] Keep reading »

Dylan Sprouse Explains Why He and Cole Sprouse Left Disney

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False Alarm: Disney Still Keeping Sexualized Version Of “Brave”‘s Princess Merida

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Last week, I wrote about how bummed I was that the heroine of Disney’s “Brave” is undergoing a makeover before she becomes an official Disney Princess. Her unruly hair is tamed, her figure is slimmed and the Scottish Princess is a much sexier version of the character millions grew to love.

I was only one voice in the outrage over this sex-ing up.  Writer and co-director of “Brave,” Brenda Chapman, who was the first woman to win an Academy Award for this animated feature film, wrote the Marin Independent Journal in an email:

“Merida was created to break that mold — to give young girls a better, stronger role model, a more attainable role model, something of substance, not just a pretty face that waits around for romance … They have been handed an opportunity on a silver platter to give their consumers something of more substance and quality — THAT WILL STILL SELL — and they have a total disregard for it in the name of their narrow minded view of what will make money.”

Change.org brought the issue to my attention and garnered the signatures of at least 200,000 people.  When looking at Merida’s swank new Disney Princess page, which uses the original Disney-Pixar animated character, it looked as if the outraged public had won.

Alas!  Not quite true … Keep reading »

RIP Society: Rich Mothers Are Hiring Disabled People To Cut Lines At Disney World

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In a New York Post expose that made my stomach turn, I learned that rich, Manhattan mothers have discovered the most despicable way imaginable to bypass long lines at Disney World: hiring disabled people to pose as family members so their precious children don’t have to wait in line.

According to the rules of the theme park, patrons with a wheelchair or motorized scooter can bring up to six guests to a “more convenient entrance.” The only other way to get preferential treatment at Disney World is to purchase a VIP Tour Package for $300-plus an hour, which includes a personal guide and fast passes. But even with the package, the park warns patrons that there “may be a waiting period before boarding.” In comparison, these “black-market Disney guides,” as they’re being called, cost about $130 an hour and are allegedly more efficient when it comes to cutting the line. Keep reading »

Disney Isn’t “Brave” Enough To Leave Princess Merida As Is

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When Disney’s “Brave” came out last year, I was thrilled. So excited, in fact, that I went to see the movie at the El Capitan Theater in Los Angeles, complete with a pre-movie live show!

I am a not-so-closeted Disney fan. Though I’d never take my love this far, I did grow up a mere 25 minutes from Disneyland, had an annual pass all through college, and, at 25, toted around a (somewhat embarrassing) Disneyland laptop sleeve given to me by my best friend.

So how could this ginger of Scotch-Irish descent not be stoked to watch the animated story of a stubborn, Scottish, redheaded princess? I couldn’t resist! I hadn’t lacked for a ginger Disney Princess to pretend to be while growing up, but Merida felt so much more authentic than Ariel. She had wild frizzy hair (no dinglehopper could comb that mass), and fierce independence — she’ll fight for her own destiny, thank you very much.
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