Posts tagged "disney world"

Watch This Dude Get Schooled In A Push-Up Contest Against Disney’s Gaston

For Disney World actors, there must be no character more fun to play than Gaston, the resident douchebag of “Beauty and the Beast.” This guy must have felt especially smug when a Disney guest tried to call his bluff by challenging him to a push-up contest and got far more than he bargained for. A…

Claire Hannum / January 5, 2015

10-Year-Old Girl Writes Adorably Scathing Review Of The Cinderella Restaurant At Disney World

Apparently, Cinderella’s Royal Table is the Lamborghini of Disney World restaurants. If you haven’t made a reservation for the highly-coveted princess eatery at least six months in advance, you can forget about it. One 10-year-old Disney World guest, however, did not find the experience to her liking, and wants to save future Disney visitors the…

Claire Hannum / July 18, 2014

Dealbreaker: An Adult Who’s Obsessed With Disney

The day I realized that Kyle and I weren’t going to get married was the day he told me how he’d always dreamed of honeymooning at Disneyland Paris.

My family was into nature. Most of our vacations were spent hiking through national parks. But Kyle’s family went to the same place every single…

Rachel Brisk / May 30, 2014

6 Things Nobody Tells You About Working At Disney World

Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, at least according to Disney’s copyright lawyers. That description may fit pretty well for kids and a few adults, but working here is a different matter altogether. Don’t get me wrong; it’s still a Magic Kingdom. But Disney’s “magic” is a multifaceted thing, just as liable to make…

Cracked / March 26, 2014

RIP Society: Rich Mothers Are Hiring Disabled People To Cut Lines At Disney World

In a New York Post expose that made my stomach turn, I learned that rich, Manhattan mothers have discovered the most despicable way imaginable to bypass long lines at Disney World: hiring disabled people to pose as family members so their precious children don’t have to wait in line.

According to the rule…

Ami Angelowicz / May 14, 2013

8 Things Working At Disney World Taught Me About The Human Race

Last semester I worked at Walt Disney World and encountered thousands of “guests” (as they are known in Disney-speak) a day. They came to Walt Disney World from all over the actual world, although they tended to be predominantly from the Western Hemisphere North America, Europe, or Brazil, and were all ages, races, and attitudes. Eve…

Morgan Nelson / February 27, 2013

Suri Cruise Slept Inside Cinderella’s Castle

Suri Cruise stayed inside Cinderella’s Castle on her recent trip to Disney World with Tom Cruise. I can’t tell if this is regular Spoiled Hollywood Child parenting or Mommy And Daddy Are Getting A Divorce parenting. But who really cares? It’s awesome. [Betty Confidential]
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Jessica Wakeman / August 7, 2012

Lady Gaga Shows Disney Her Teeth

Lady Gaga visited Disney World this weekend (did she, ahem, drive herself?) and took the opportunity to pose alongside the Evil Queen from “Snow White.” Do you suppose she chose to pose with the Evil Queen because she relates to her the most out of all the Disney characters? Or maybe she just really wanted…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 18, 2011

Donald Duck Accused Of Groping A Woman

A good rule of thumb: never trust a man without pants. On a trip to Epcot Center in 2008, 27-year-old April Magolon stopped to get Donald Duck’s autograph. And after obliging, Donald allegedly grabbed her breast and molested her. April is now suing Disney for $50,000 for negligence, battery, and infliction of emotional distress.

Kate Torgovnick/ / August 13, 2010

Man Sentenced For Groping Minnie Mouse!

In June, 60-year-old grandpa John Moyer visited Walt Disney World. He was hanging in Toontown when he ran into Minnie Mouse. As he took a photo with her, he reached up and gave her fake-mouse boobs a little squeeze. Just for good measure, he patted her on the butt. The grandkids were watching. The woma…

Kate Torgovnick/ / August 11, 2009

Disney Rescues Platinum Rings From Dumpster

A husband and wife were tidying up their villa at Disney World in Orlando, and the husband accidentally threw away his wife’s engagement, wedding, and five-year-anniversary rings. Oops. But those devoted Disney employees donned protecteive clothing, searched through trash, and found the rings! “That’s not the first time we’ve gone through trash — oh, no,”…

Catherine Strawn / April 23, 2008