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Google Earth May Have Captured A Gigantic Sea Creature Off The Coast Of Antarctica

There is something stirring in the deep blue sea — could it be our demise?! More »


This New Study Links Dinosaur Horns To Acutal Horniness

Scientists have been trying to figure out for some time why certain dinosaurs like the triceratops were decorated with horns and frills, while others were not. However, new research from the journal Palaeontologia Electronica suggests that these characteristics may have been a result of “socio-sexual signaling.”

In other words, they put the horns in horny.

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New Dinosaur Species Discovered That Probably Looked Like A Big-Headed Pony With Horns

A four foot tall and 11 feet long dinosaur skeleton has been fully discovered and put together in Montana by a team of Colordado-based paleontologists.

It is a Ceratopsian dinosaur from 75 million years ago of the late Cretaceous period.

The scientists predict that the dino resembled the Tricerotops but that… More »


You Can No Longer Order This Allegedly Satanic Dinosaur Cake From Costco

Is Satan getting into the wholesale club business? More »


Cuddling Dinosaur Fossils Found In Postcoital Embrace

Archeologists digging around the Gobi Desert recently found two Oviraptor fossils who appeared to have been killed immediately after making sweet sweet dinosaur love. They were apparently killed by a collapsing sand dune that covered their naked dinosaur bodies and preserved them forever only to have idiots like us get all verklempt about their romantic… More »


Good Morning! Here’s Earl From “Dinosaurs” Lip-Syncing To Notorious B.I.G.

It’s Tuesday morning, so I’m just going to go ahead and assume that you’re not in top form right now. Here’s a motivator: Earl Sinclair from “Dinosaurs” flawlessly performing (OK, lip-syncing to) “Hypnotize” by Notorious B.I.G. This video falls into that category of internet phenomena that are sort of uncanny — Earl’s rhythms and mannerisms… More »


Meet Your New Favorite Dinosaur: The Pygmy T-Rex!

The Tyrannosaurus Rex is the most popular dinosaur for good reason: it was huge, ferocious, had comically tiny arms, and ate a lawyer off a toilet (LOL) in “Jurassic Park.” What’s not to love? But what if I told you that paleontologists in Alaska just discovered a new relative of T-Rex that they’ve dubbed “Pygmy… More »


Awesome Parents Convince Kids Their Plastic Dinosaur Toys Come To Life Every Night In “Dinovember”

Every November, Refe Tuma and his wife wait until their daughters are fast asleep, and then create intricate scenes with their toy dinosaurs, making it look like the toys have come to life overnight and wrought havoc around the family home. The brilliant parents call their tradition “Dinovember.”

It started with the mischievous… More »


16 Ways To Wear Dinosaurs (Inspired By The Newly Discovered King Of Gore)

See that dinosaur on the beach? Ladies and gentleman, allow me to introduce you to KING OF GORE, a newly discovered tyrannosaur that was a predecessor of the infamous T. Rex. Lythronax argestes, as it’s known by paleontologists, literally means “Gore King from the Southwest,” and was unearthed in Utah. I’ve always had a thing for dinos,… More »


Dinosaur Erotica Author Alara Branwen Reveals Her Fantasies And T-Rex Sex Secrets

Earlier this week, the Internet found out there’s a market for prehistoric heavy petting.

But who’s behind dinosaur erotica and its titillating tales of veloci-rapture? HuffPost Weird spoke with Alara Branwen, co-author of works such as Taken by the T-Rex, Ravished by the Triceratops and In the Velociraptor’s Nest.

Branwen said she and co-author Christie Sims,… More »


New Dinosaur Species Named After The Nine-Year-Old Girl Who Discovered It

Daisy Morris, a nine-year-old girl from Whitwell, England, has been interested in fossil-hunting since she was just a toddler. Back in 2009, while walking along the beach on the Isle of Wight with her family, Daisy, then just four years-old, noticed a tiny black bone protruding from the sand. “I saw [the bone] poking out… More »


Be My Pet: Fanged Dwarf Porcupine Dinosaur

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Pegomastax africanus, a newly discovered dinosaur about the size of a house cat, with self-sharpening fangs and porcupine-like quills. It looks vicious, but scientists believe Pego (that’s its nickname from now on, OK?) was an herbivore who used those fearsome teeth for nothing more than foraging yummy plants and defending its… More »


Little Lost Dinosaur In The Lingerie Ad

At first glance, this ad for lingerie company Fayreform looks like standard model-in-a-sexy-outfit fare. But look again! Who’s that creeping underneath that chair? Could it be … the tiniest TYRANNOSAURUS REX in the world? [BuzzFeed] … More »


The Daily Squeeze: Topless Sunbathing, Jake Gyllenhaal’s Dirty Mouth, And Dating A Dinosaur

Topless sunbathing, nudity, and other indecent behavior has resulted in 79 arrests recently in Dubai. Just like the sex-on-the-beach couple, these people were detained because their behavior was “disturbing families enjoying the beach,” according to a spokesman for Dubai’s Criminal Investigation Department. [AP via CBS News]
Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t allowed to swear in Reese Witherspoon’s… More »