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All The Deets On Lindsay Lohan’s First Days In Jail

You might have thought when Lindsay Lohan got locked up, we’d be granted a reprieve from her 24/7 news coverage. Haha, no. Tracking LiLo’s day-to-day goings-on is just as breathless when she’s in jail as when she’s posing in the nude. Fortunately for those of us who couldn’t care less about her jailhouse dinner menu, Lindsay may only serve two weeks of her 90-day sentence as prisoner #24097527.

So, what have Lindsay’s first days of jail been like? They’ve included painkillers (maybe), cold cereal and visits from her mom and sis. Keep reading »

Michael And Dina Weigh In On Lindsay Lohan’s Jail Sentence

“The last thing I wanted in the world was for my daughter to go to jail. Any kind of jail is harsh, especially for a young lady like Lindsay. I’ve been there myself and I know that jail didn’t do anything for me with my addictions. … She needs help, she needs rehab. If Lindsay and Lindsay’s lawyer had just listened to [myself and Dr. Drew], she would have been in rehab and been on her way to being clean and sober. Instead, she got jail.”

“This is so not fair to do this to my child.”

Michael and Dina Lohan, respectively, give their thoughts on Lindsay Lohan‘s 90-day jail sentence [CNN, PopEater] Keep reading »

6 Amazingly Ridiculous Celebrity Crimes

Dina Lohan and Lindsay Lohan photo

Dina Lohan was nearly arrested last weekend for trying to steal a Carvel ice cream cake. Apparently, Lindsay‘s mom was getting the cake for her son’s 14th birthday and tried to use her daughter Ali‘s black “free ice cream for life” card. When the shop employee asked for an ID, they both went ballistic at each other and somehow the situation required police helicopters? When the cops showed up, the guy refused to give Dina her card back and Dina refused to pay for the cake. Dina told reporters, “It just shows how we get treated so much worse than regular people.” To which I offer a loud and hearty guffaw. Is it that hard to just pay for the damn cake? [Celebitchy]

She’s not the only “celeb” caught doing something ridiculous. We’ve rounded up a few comrades for her. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Storms Her Apartment With Cops, Lindsay Takes To Twitter

The sad Lindsay Lohan story just keeps getting sadder: according to her Twitter feed, Father of the Year Michael Lohan stormed Lindsay’s Los Angeles apartment with sheriffs this morning trying to either stage an intervention or “rescue” her 16-year-old sister, Ali Lohan. Resourcefully, Lindsay chronicled the whole drama live as it was happening:

“my lawyer isn’t answering I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER! MY SISTER AND FRIEND TOO!!!!! HE’S NUTS!!!” my BUILDING didn’t STOP him, isn’t it supposed to be safe? THAT’S WHY I MOVED HERE! it coulda been FAKE cops! dressed up… let’s not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY.”

Oof. Keep reading »

Dina Lohan Cares About Your Teeth, The World

Dina Lohan wants you to stop using so much water when you brush your teeth. No, guys, she’s like really, really serious. And so today, at the Go Green Expo in New York, Dina has unleashed a new product on the world. It’s called The Lohan Green Tooth Brush—which is weird, because we thought “toothbrush” was one word —and it’s a water-free contraption that promises to save each user two gallons of water a day. Because, uh, most of us brush our teeth for an hour with the water running? Overall, Dina hopes that if everyone in the country gets one, 600 million gallons of water could be saved every 24 hours. This honestly doesn’t sound like the worst idea ever—but really, who wants to think of Dina, Lindsay, Ali, and Michael first thing upon waking up and before going to bed? If she renames it, and promises not to give me grief about the length of the showers I take, then I might even get one. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Why Is Dina Lohan Channeling Anna Nicole?

When I saw this photo, I did a double take. I thought Anna Nicole was dead! The outfit, hair, and accessories Dina Lohan sported on her way to court, where she was facing her ex, Michael, over child support payment issues is way similar to what Smith wore to court in 2006. Creepy! Facebook’s Doppelganger Week is over, yo. Keep reading »

Dina Lohan’s Shoe Line Gets Lampooned

First, there was Lindsay Lohan and her preposterous line of leggings. Then came mom Dina Lohan and her “Shoe-han” shoe line. SHOE-HAN? In internet-speak, I say: WTF? Now, some anonymous individual has taken it upon himself/herself to pen a faux-Dina shoe blog featuring some wackadoddle styles that would be just perfect for the 2010 Shoe-han collection set to debut on Mother’s Day. There are the Denise Richards “It’s Complicated” gold pumps, the garbage can stripper shoes, and the My Pretty Pony patent leather heels. I hope we aren’t limited to one pair. I WANT THEM ALL. [Shoehans] Keep reading »

Why Do The Lohans Keep Thinking They Should Design Stuff?

I’m starting to think it was a fluke that Lindsay Lohan‘s line of leggings did so well, especially after the failure of the Emanuel Ungaro runway show she influenced and her well-documented, epic fashion disasters. I mean you can’t really mess up a pair of leggings, can you? Now, mom Dina has caught the design bug because, you know, she’s so fashionable. Dina is creating a line of “designer” shoes called Shoe-Han. Can you even design designer shoes if you’re not a designer? Anyway, if you’re seriously interested, then the shoes should be released around Mother’s Day 2010 and will be sold at LoveMyShoes.com, a “popular” retailer on Long Island where the Lohans are from. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s “Comeback” To Be Televised?

Remember that time in 2008 when Dina Lohan told TV Guide that she didn’t want Lindsay to appear on “Living Lohan” by saying, “Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes.” Isn’t that a hoot?! Because a year and only one casting in an ABC Family movie later it seems that Lindsay is ready to take a giant leap backward for mankind. Keep reading »

Quickies!: Kate’s Stripper Pole, Rihanna’s Valentine, & The Inside Of The Spoon

  • Kate Hudson apparently has a stripper pole installed in her bathroom so Owen Wilson can get hard when he showers at her place. We just love multi-tasking. [Dlisted]
  • A fan is custom-designing a 14K gold diamond necklace for Rihanna, who’s had one helluva week, so the singer will not go empty handed on Valentine’s Day. [Schwartz Media]
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