So … guess the mother/daughter duo made up after last night’s big fight? The latest is that Michael Lohan, LiLo’s dad and Dina’s ex-husband, called the cops after Lindsay called him to tell him about the fight, saying that her mom was “on cocaine” and trying to “kidnap” her. She also told him she sustained a cut leg and broken bracelet (!!!), and Dina can allegedly be heard in the background of the call (which, duh, Michael recorded and gave to TMZ) telling her daughter, “You’re dead to me.” Something tells me both Dina and Lindsay woke up this morning with a hangover and a case of “Wait, what happened?” [Photos: INFDaily]
A little later today, Dr. Phil is interviewing former “America’s Next Top Model” contestant turned meth addict Jael Strauss, but I’m almost more excited for his interview next week with Dina Lohan. By the looks of this preview, Lindsay’s mom is straight up sauced for her tete-a-tete with the tough-talking “doctor” — she even taunts him for his “little tie and little shoes.” Dr. Phil don’t play that, so I expect his shouts of “Get real!” are to blame for all those tears. This family is a disaster. It’s no wonder LiLo has been so wrecked.
Last night, domestic abuser and homophobe Chris Brown got in a brawl with someone who was possibly in Drake’s entourage, supposedly over Rihanna, and he lost a bloody piece of his chin in the melee.
This morning, The New York Post reported xoJane writer Cat Marnell is leaving the blog to smoke angel dust and “write a book.” Like, she actually said that to a reporter. This is the new plan because she doesn’t want to stop using drugs, as she has been asked to do by her employer.
Then, this South African couple told the Daily Mail about how they keep an adult pet Bengal tiger inside their home as a pet and he sometimes chews up their sofas. This couple also owns several tasty-looking pet dogs.
Typically, I have boundless reserves of empathy, if not outright sympathy, for others. But it is time for some real talk: None of these people are deserving of our sympathy. I mean, it sucks when bad things happen to people, like when your Bengal tiger eats your couch. It would suck if more bad things happened to these people, like if your pet Bengal tiger eats your dogs. But do we feel bad for these individuals for the hard knocks coming their way? No. No, we do not.
After the jump, more people we do not feel bad for at all. Not one little bit. “Unbad,” you might even say: Keep reading »
“I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that?”
– Ali Lohan laughs off rumors that the seemingly sudden change in her facial appearance this year was the result of plastic surgery. I have no idea what led to Ali’s “new” look — surgery, an eating disorder, puberty, whatever — but her question is hilarious. Does she not realize that the public perception of Dina Lohan — mom to her and, uh, Lindsay Lohan — is exactly that of a parent who would sign off on her teenage daughter getting drastic plastic surgery? [Page Six Magazine via Just Jared]