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Ali Lohan Laughs Off Plastic Surgery Rumors, Is Clueless About Mom’s Reputation

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 30, 2011 //
Ali Lohan, Scary Skinny
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Ali Lohan's sudden change in appearance is worrisome. Read More »

“I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that?”

– Ali Lohan laughs off rumors that the seemingly sudden change in her facial appearance this year was the result of plastic surgery. I have no idea what led to Ali’s “new” look — surgery, an eating disorder, puberty, whatever — but her question is hilarious. Does she not realize that the public perception of Dina Lohan — mom to her and, uh, Lindsay Lohan — is exactly that of a parent who would sign off on her teenage daughter getting drastic plastic surgery? [Page Six Magazine via Just Jared]

Morning Quickies: Dina Lohan Is Shopping A Memoir

Jessica WakemanOctober 21, 2011 //
Lindsay's Mug Shot
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Did Lindsay Lohan wear lip plumper for her mug shot? Read More »
Michael Lohan Arrests
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The many arrests of Michael Lohan, Father Of The Year. Read More »
Just "Lindsay"
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Lindsay apparently dropped the "Lohan" part of her name, like Cher. Read More »
Ali Lohan, Scary Skinny
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Ali Lohan's sudden change in appearance is worrying. Read More »
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  • Momager extraordinaire Dina Lohan is shopping around a memoir she wrote with a ghostwriter . TMZ claims it obtained a draft of the prologue, which features this shocking new insight: “I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively.  Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living — and it tore me up inside.” Michael Lohan is kicking himself that he didn’t think to write ghostwrite a memoir first. [TMZ]
  • Carla Bruni and Nicolas Sarkozy announced the name of their newborn daughter: Giulia. Pretty! [People]
  • Fresh off her “taking-Plan-B-three-times-a-month fiasco”, Cat Marnell from xoJane is now writing about “drunkorexia,” which is when you consume booze instead of eating. [xoJane] Keep reading »

Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Is Just “Lindsay” Now

Jessica WakemanMarch 25, 2011 //
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Dropped From Films
Lindsay Lohan and six other celebs dropped from films. 7 Photos »
Lindsay's Butt
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Eleven pics that prove Lindsay Lohan's butt is her best feature. 12 Photos »
  • Lindsay — just Lindsay! Lindsay Lohan is officially dropping the “Lohan” from her name. Like, Oprah and Cher, Lindsay wants to be referred to by her first name only from now on. Lindsay it is! Her mother Dina tells PopEater that Dina and Ali will also be changing their names to Dina’s maiden name, Sullivan. Good job, Michael Lohan, now your family is even changing their names to get away from you! [PopEater]
  • Prince William’s bachelor party — hosted by our fave firecrotch ever, Prince Harry — is set for this weekend at a private location and promises “plenty of booze and some legendary activities.” I bet, heh heh. Quick, ladies: now’s our chance to break up the engagement! [US Weekly]
  • Chris Brown’s publicist quit after he broke a window in a dressing room at “Good Morning America” and stormed out of the studios with his shirt off. Good move, lady. Also, ABC apparently wants to try to get Chris and Rihanna to televise a meeting with each other, which sounds really sensitive, ethical and not at all profit-motivated. [Page Six, The Superficial]
  • Happy 69th birthday, Aretha Franklin! May you have many, many more silly hats ahead of you. [Black Voices]

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Quickies: “God Has A Plan” For Lindsay Lohan & What Are Bikini Wax Panties?

Jessica WakemanFebruary 10, 2011 //
  • Dina Lohan isn’t worried about her daughter Lindsay’s legal troubles because “God has a plan.” [PopEater]
  • Apparently part of God’s plan is for the Lohans to open clothing boutiques in Venice, CA, and New York City’s SoHo. Wait, isn’t this the plot of that “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” spin-off? [RadarOnline]
  • Random couple alert! Is Rihanna dating Travis Barker? [Media Takeout]
  • Michelle Obama wore a $35 dress from H&M on “The Today Show.” Love her! [Styleite]

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Dina Lohan Threatens To Sue Over Alleged Lindsay Lohan Biopic, “Dogs In Pocketbooks”

Jessica WakemanDecember 28, 2010 //

Another day, another legal battle for the Lohans. The awesomely-named “Dogs in Pocketbooks,” a potential movie based on Lindsay Lohan‘s trainwreck life, has gotten mama bear Dina Lohan dialing up the lawyers. Socialite and heiress Lydia Hearst is rumored to be playing the starlet based on LiLo, alongside Joan Collins as a high-powered agent, in this “spoof” on the “obsession with modern celebrity.”

“Lydia will play a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media — a role obviously based on Lindsay Lohan,” screenwriter Charles Casillo told the New York Post. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Accused Of Assaulting A Betty Ford Clinic Employee

Jessica WakemanDecember 22, 2010 //

Drama follows Lindsay Lohan everywhere she goes and the Betty Ford clinic, where she been holed up for substance abuse treatment after a stint in the clink, is no exception.

A Betty Ford employee named Dawn Holland — who has since been fired for blabbing to TMZ — claims that on Sunday night LiLo (or “Bella G.,” as she’s known in rehab) was out drinking past curfew with her roommates, refused to take a Breathalyzer test, and threw a phone at her when confronted. Keep reading »

Momagers Who’ve Made Strange Business Decisions For Their Kids

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 18, 2010 //

It looks like Dina Lohan has no intention of laying low in the momager game, despite the fact that her daughter Lindsay is back in rehab. Fortunately for Dina, there are two more kids to screw up! And while Ali has already had some time in the spotlight, it’s her son Michael Lohan Jr. who will be starring in “Growing Defiant,” which will be produced by Dina’s production company (huh?), Defiant Pictures. The movie takes place in Long Island and follows a group of heroin-addicted kids. Yes, that’s right. Dina has hired her own son to pretend to be on heroin in the movie she’s making. Face, meet palm. [TMZ]

If my mom handled my career, I would be a pregnant baker/poet living in a cabin in Minnesota. Wait, that sounds awesome. But a lot of momagers haven’t made the best decisions for their kids. We’ve rounded up a few classics. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Denies Being An Alcoholic And Drug Addict In Vanity Fair

Jessica WakemanAugust 31, 2010 //

A week before she went to jail, Lindsay Lohan did an interview and photo shoot with Vanity Fair. Now, Lohan’s sultry cover is out just days after she has been released from rehab. Well-timed, Lohan. Well-timed.

Her spiel, the blog Styleite noted, is “typical Lindsay. Denial, denial, denial.” Everything you think you know about her is wrong! Lindsay is not an alcoholic, she says, because her putting on her alcohol-monitoring SCRAM bracelet “would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I’m taking and my father says I’m taking.” Lindsay’s not a drug addict either, she insists. “I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have—never in my life,” she said. “I have no desire to. That’s not who I am.” Keep reading »

Quotable: Kathy Hilton Feels For Dina Lohan

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comJuly 27, 2010 //

“I have sympathy for Dina Lohan right now. In fact, I feel bad for any parent whose child is in jail—it can be really tough. Those days when Paris was in jail were some of the most difficult of my life—it is hard for any parent to deal with. Unfortunately, if you do not follow the rules then this is what can happen—it’s part of the rules of our society. I think Lindsay will learn from this experience though. To be in a small cage like that by yourself certainly gives you time to think about things.”

—Kathy Hilton, aka mom of Paris, understands what Lindsay Lohan and her mom are going through, since Paris once occupied the cell next door to LiLo’s [Radar] Keep reading »

All The Deets On Lindsay Lohan’s First Days In Jail

Jessica WakemanJuly 22, 2010 //

You might have thought when Lindsay Lohan got locked up, we’d be granted a reprieve from her 24/7 news coverage. Haha, no. Tracking LiLo’s day-to-day goings-on is just as breathless when she’s in jail as when she’s posing in the nude. Fortunately for those of us who couldn’t care less about her jailhouse dinner menu, Lindsay may only serve two weeks of her 90-day sentence as prisoner #24097527.

So, what have Lindsay’s first days of jail been like? They’ve included painkillers (maybe), cold cereal and visits from her mom and sis. Keep reading »

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