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Morning Quickies: Dina Lohan Is Shopping A Memoir

Lindsay's Mug Shot
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Michael Lohan Arrests
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The many arrests of Michael Lohan, Father Of The Year. Read More »
Just "Lindsay"
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Lindsay apparently dropped the "Lohan" part of her name, like Cher. Read More »
Ali Lohan, Scary Skinny
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Ali Lohan's sudden change in appearance is worrying. Read More »
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  • Momager extraordinaire Dina Lohan is shopping around a memoir she wrote with a ghostwriter . TMZ claims it obtained a draft of the prologue, which features this shocking new insight: “I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively.  Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living — and it tore me up inside.” Michael Lohan is kicking himself that he didn’t think to write ghostwrite a memoir first. [TMZ]
  • Carla Bruni and Nicolas Sarkozy announced the name of their newborn daughter: Giulia. Pretty! [People]
  • Fresh off her “taking-Plan-B-three-times-a-month fiasco”, Cat Marnell from xoJane is now writing about “drunkorexia,” which is when you consume booze instead of eating. [xoJane] Keep reading »

Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Is Just “Lindsay” Now

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  • Lindsay — just Lindsay! Lindsay Lohan is officially dropping the “Lohan” from her name. Like, Oprah and Cher, Lindsay wants to be referred to by her first name only from now on. Lindsay it is! Her mother Dina tells PopEater that Dina and Ali will also be changing their names to Dina’s maiden name, Sullivan. Good job, Michael Lohan, now your family is even changing their names to get away from you! [PopEater]
  • Prince William’s bachelor party — hosted by our fave firecrotch ever, Prince Harry — is set for this weekend at a private location and promises “plenty of booze and some legendary activities.” I bet, heh heh. Quick, ladies: now’s our chance to break up the engagement! [US Weekly]
  • Chris Brown’s publicist quit after he broke a window in a dressing room at “Good Morning America” and stormed out of the studios with his shirt off. Good move, lady. Also, ABC apparently wants to try to get Chris and Rihanna to televise a meeting with each other, which sounds really sensitive, ethical and not at all profit-motivated. [Page Six, The Superficial]
  • Happy 69th birthday, Aretha Franklin! May you have many, many more silly hats ahead of you. [Black Voices]

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Quickies: “God Has A Plan” For Lindsay Lohan & What Are Bikini Wax Panties?

  • Dina Lohan isn’t worried about her daughter Lindsay’s legal troubles because “God has a plan.” [PopEater]
  • Apparently part of God’s plan is for the Lohans to open clothing boutiques in Venice, CA, and New York City’s SoHo. Wait, isn’t this the plot of that “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” spin-off? [RadarOnline]
  • Random couple alert! Is Rihanna dating Travis Barker? [Media Takeout]
  • Michelle Obama wore a $35 dress from H&M on “The Today Show.” Love her! [Styleite]

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Dina Lohan Threatens To Sue Over Alleged Lindsay Lohan Biopic, “Dogs In Pocketbooks”

Another day, another legal battle for the Lohans. The awesomely-named “Dogs in Pocketbooks,” a potential movie based on Lindsay Lohan‘s trainwreck life, has gotten mama bear Dina Lohan dialing up the lawyers. Socialite and heiress Lydia Hearst is rumored to be playing the starlet based on LiLo, alongside Joan Collins as a high-powered agent, in this “spoof” on the “obsession with modern celebrity.”

“Lydia will play a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media — a role obviously based on Lindsay Lohan,” screenwriter Charles Casillo told the New York Post. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Accused Of Assaulting A Betty Ford Clinic Employee

Drama follows Lindsay Lohan everywhere she goes and the Betty Ford clinic, where she been holed up for substance abuse treatment after a stint in the clink, is no exception.

A Betty Ford employee named Dawn Holland — who has since been fired for blabbing to TMZ — claims that on Sunday night LiLo (or “Bella G.,” as she’s known in rehab) was out drinking past curfew with her roommates, refused to take a Breathalyzer test, and threw a phone at her when confronted. Keep reading »

Momagers Who’ve Made Strange Business Decisions For Their Kids

It looks like Dina Lohan has no intention of laying low in the momager game, despite the fact that her daughter Lindsay is back in rehab. Fortunately for Dina, there are two more kids to screw up! And while Ali has already had some time in the spotlight, it’s her son Michael Lohan Jr. who will be starring in “Growing Defiant,” which will be produced by Dina’s production company (huh?), Defiant Pictures. The movie takes place in Long Island and follows a group of heroin-addicted kids. Yes, that’s right. Dina has hired her own son to pretend to be on heroin in the movie she’s making. Face, meet palm. [TMZ]

If my mom handled my career, I would be a pregnant baker/poet living in a cabin in Minnesota. Wait, that sounds awesome. But a lot of momagers haven’t made the best decisions for their kids. We’ve rounded up a few classics. Keep reading »

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