Activist Heroes Are Taking Dildos To Class Instead Of Guns In A “Cocks Not Glocks” Campaign
Even if Cocks Not Glocks doesn’t manage to get the law repealed, the noble protestors hope it will wake people up to the fact that the U.S. is balls deep…
Christian Douche Says Women Using Dildos Are On A “Direct Path To Satan”
Shouldn’t I have reached Hell by now?
The Oregon Militia Is So Sad That People Are Sending Them Dildos
The Bundy Volume 2 militia in Oregon appealed to the American public to send them supplies to help them wait out the winter in the Malheur National Wildlife…
Who Among Us Would Stick A Dildo In A Chocolate Cake?
Who? Who would do that?
Justin Bieber Is Offered $1 Million To Endorse DIY Dildo Maker
Following Justin Bieber’s exposure incident, the DIY dildo maker “Clone-A-Willy”, has offered the Biebs $1 million to advertise its product.
The company sent this to Bieber’s agents to try and snag…
Cocks Not Glocks: University Of Texas Students Will Protest Campus Carry Law With Dildos
“You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO.”
Watch: CNN Mistook A Dildo-Covered Flag for ISIS Flag At London Pride Parade
Hey CNN, sorry you got fooled by some dildo art on a flag!
The news network mistakingly thought that some dildos on a flag were a scary ISIS…
There Is A Replica Of GoT’s Iron Throne Made Out Of Dildos For Sale on eBay
“If you run a sex festival, sex club, or if you’ve just been feeling like there was a dildo-throne-shaped hole in your life, why not grab this unique opportunity with…
Here Are The Many Ways You Can Use A Dildo For Things Other Than Sex
Do you want to make your caipirinhas with a discount dick? Probably not.
Watch Children Battle With Giant Dildos In A Hilarious PSA For Gun Control
I never thought I’d see a funny public service announcement for gun control, but today was the day, my friends. “Playthings” warns adults of the dangers that come with leaving…
Quotable: How To Make A Vampire Penis
“The color was the biggest thing. It had to look like vampire skin. … The other problem was the sparkle: It had to sparkle in the sunlight. If it didn’t…
The 5 Creepiest Sex Toys Ever Made
The stereotype out there is that women who buy and use sex toys are sexually free, independent-minded souls, while men who buy sex toys shouldn’t be living anywhere near a…