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Activist Heroes Are Taking Dildos To Class Instead Of Guns In A “Cocks Not Glocks” Campaign

Even if Cocks Not Glocks doesn’t manage to get the law repealed, the noble protestors hope it will wake people up to the fact that the U.S. is balls deep in gun violence. More »


Christian Douche Says Women Using Dildos Are On A “Direct Path To Satan”

Shouldn’t I have reached Hell by now? More »


The Oregon Militia Is So Sad That People Are Sending Them Dildos

The Bundy Volume 2 militia in Oregon appealed to the American public to send them supplies to help them wait out the winter in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. Apparently right-wing militias are very earnest and really believed that no one would even think to troll them, because according to theMore »


Who Among Us Would Stick A Dildo In A Chocolate Cake?

Who? Who would do that? More »


Justin Bieber Is Offered $1 Million To Endorse DIY Dildo Maker

Following Justin Bieber’s exposure incident,  the DIY dildo maker “Clone-A-Willy”,  has offered the Biebs $1 million to advertise its product.

The company sent this to Bieber’s agents to try and snag him as a spokesperson:
“Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. You can only imagine … More »


Cocks Not Glocks: University Of Texas Students Will Protest Campus Carry Law With Dildos

“You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO.” More »


Watch: CNN Mistook A Dildo-Covered Flag for ISIS Flag At London Pride Parade

Hey CNN, sorry you got fooled by some dildo art on a flag!

The news network mistakingly thought that some dildos on a flag were a scary ISIS flag at the London Gay Pride parade. Where the heck are your fact checkers, guys??

To be fair, I’ve gotten some dick pics… More »


There Is A Replica Of GoT’s Iron Throne Made Out Of Dildos For Sale on eBay

“If you run a sex festival, sex club, or if you’ve just been feeling like there was a dildo-throne-shaped hole in your life, why not grab this unique opportunity with both hands?” More »


Here Are The Many Ways You Can Use A Dildo For Things Other Than Sex

Do you want to make your caipirinhas with a discount dick? Probably not. More »


Watch Children Battle With Giant Dildos In A Hilarious PSA For Gun Control

I never thought I’d see a funny public service announcement for gun control, but today was the day, my friends. “Playthings” warns adults of the dangers that come with leaving certain things out in the open—and in this case, it’s dildos. As two embarrassed moms look on while their sons sword fight with their sex… More »


Quotable: How To Make A Vampire Penis

“The color was the biggest thing. It had to look like vampire skin. … The other problem was the sparkle: It had to sparkle in the sunlight. If it didn’t sparkle in the sunlight, the whole idea was dead. … We did have people write in and tell us that Edward was bigger than that.” More »


The 5 Creepiest Sex Toys Ever Made

The stereotype out there is that women who buy and use sex toys are sexually free, independent-minded souls, while men who buy sex toys shouldn’t be living anywhere near a church or school. Hey, sex is sex — no big deal. Nobody should be shamed for a sex fetish, as long as it doesn’t hurt… More »