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Christian Douche Says Women Using Dildos Are On A “Direct Path To Satan”

Shouldn’t I have reached Hell by now?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 11, 2016 - 3:30 pm

The Oregon Militia Is So Sad That People Are Sending Them Dildos

The Bundy Volume 2 militia in Oregon appealed to the American public to send them supplies to help them wait out the winter in the Malheur National Wildlife

Rebecca Vipond Brink | January 13, 2016 - 11:00 am

Who Among Us Would Stick A Dildo In A Chocolate Cake?

Who? Who would do that?

Megan Reynolds | November 3, 2015 - 10:30 am

Justin Bieber Is Offered $1 Million To Endorse DIY Dildo Maker

Following Justin Bieber’s exposure incident,  the DIY dildo maker “Clone-A-Willy”,  has offered the Biebs $1 million to advertise its product.

The company sent this to Bieber’s agents to try and snag…

Katrin Higher | October 24, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Cocks Not Glocks: University Of Texas Students Will Protest Campus Carry Law With Dildos

“You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO.”

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 9:30 am

Watch: CNN Mistook A Dildo-Covered Flag for ISIS Flag At London Pride Parade

Hey CNN, sorry you got fooled by some dildo art on a flag!

The news network mistakingly thought that some dildos on a flag were a scary ISIS…

Katrin Higher | June 28, 2015 - 9:30 am

There Is A Replica Of GoT’s Iron Throne Made Out Of Dildos For Sale on eBay

“If you run a sex festival, sex club, or if you’ve just been feeling like there was a dildo-throne-shaped hole in your life, why not grab this unique opportunity with…

Megan Reynolds | June 17, 2015 - 7:00 pm

Here Are The Many Ways You Can Use A Dildo For Things Other Than Sex

Do you want to make your caipirinhas with a discount dick? Probably not.

Beejoli Shah | April 1, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Watch Children Battle With Giant Dildos In A Hilarious PSA For Gun Control

I never thought I’d see a funny public service announcement for gun control, but today was the day, my friends. “Playthings” warns adults of the dangers that come with leaving…

Katie Oldenburg | July 1, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Quotable: How To Make A Vampire Penis

“The color was the biggest thing. It had to look like vampire skin. … The other problem was the sparkle: It had to sparkle in the sunlight. If it didn’t…

Susannah Breslin | July 6, 2010 - 1:20 pm

The 5 Creepiest Sex Toys Ever Made

The stereotype out there is that women who buy and use sex toys are sexually free, independent-minded souls, while men who buy sex toys shouldn’t be living anywhere near a…

Phil Dotree | November 24, 2009 - 12:30 pm