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An eggplant emoji vibrator exists so we can finally get off like we’ve always wanted

People seem to love eggplant emojis for sexting purposes, and now one Philadelphia entrepreneur going by the pseudonym Jaime Jandler has created an IRL eggplant vibrator because OK, sure.

Lane Moore | September 12, 2016 - 12:32 pm

I Spent The Night With A Crystal Dildo But Nothing Happened, I Swear

Sometimes it would sleep on my stomach like a cat (but it’s a crystal dildo), or I’d hold it close to my body like we were spooning (but it’s a

Lane Moore | August 23, 2016 - 8:49 pm

This Dildo Is A Rubbery, Pink Symbol Of Political Inefficacy

This dildo is all of us.

Lauren Duca | February 5, 2016 - 4:00 pm

This Dildo-Wielding Lunatic Rides My Train, Has My Heart

Of all the horrifying things I have seen take place on the New York City subway system (including but not limited to: a busker licking my neck after I gave…

Beejoli Shah | April 8, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Let’s All Feel Uncomfortable About This Toddler Finding His Mother’s Giant Dildo

It’s never too early to discover your mom’s huge silicone dildo. Wait, yes it is. It’s always too early. Fortunately I don’t think this toddler has any idea what Mommy…

Jessica Wakeman | September 10, 2013 - 11:40 am

James Franco’s Maybe Got Married But He Definitely Has A Dildo Birthday Cake

Ahh, James Franco. For his 35th birthday, J.Francs was a gifted a cake topped by a dildo, ball gag, leather whip and anal beads. The cake was presented to him while…

Julie Gerstein | May 1, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Don’t Forget To Move Your Pink Dildo When You’re On TV

This unidentified guy was interviewed on the BBC about the Boston bombing earlier this week. I’m sure he gave a great interview, but who cares? There’s a giant pink dildo…

Julie Gerstein | April 19, 2013 - 4:40 pm

Wait, Witches’ “Broomsticks” Were Actually Dildos?

According to this random piece of unidentified text I found on the interweb (which therefore must be 100 percent factual), medieval witches inserted magic potions or “flying ointment” into their…

Ami Angelowicz | November 13, 2011 - 11:00 am

Marie Claire Writer Dons A Strap-On

In the November issue of Marie Claire, dating blogger Maura Kelly writes about a guy she dated briefly who confessed to enjoying “a kind of sex that people don’t usually…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 9, 2009 - 11:30 am

10 Cool Things To Do On Christmas

If you’re a Heeb like me, Christmas can be one long, boring day off. None of your friends are around to hang out, you probs have nothing to do besides…

Simcha | December 25, 2008 - 5:00 pm

Doin’ It With Dr. V: All About Dildos And Vibrators

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love!

Dr. V | December 12, 2008 - 4:30 pm
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