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This Dildo Is A Rubbery, Pink Symbol Of Political Inefficacy

This dildo is all of us.

Lauren Duca | February 5, 2016 - 4:00 pm

This Dildo-Wielding Lunatic Rides My Train, Has My Heart

Of all the horrifying things I have seen take place on the New York City subway system (including but not limited to: a busker licking my neck after I gave…

Beejoli Shah | April 8, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Let’s All Feel Uncomfortable About This Toddler Finding His Mother’s Giant Dildo

It’s never too early to discover your mom’s huge silicone dildo. Wait, yes it is. It’s always too early. Fortunately I don’t think this toddler has any idea what Mommy…

Jessica Wakeman | September 10, 2013 - 11:40 am

James Franco’s Maybe Got Married But He Definitely Has A Dildo Birthday Cake

Ahh, James Franco. For his 35th birthday, J.Francs was a gifted a cake topped by a dildo, ball gag, leather whip and anal beads. The cake was presented to him while…

Julie Gerstein | May 1, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Don’t Forget To Move Your Pink Dildo When You’re On TV

This unidentified guy was interviewed on the BBC about the Boston bombing earlier this week. I’m sure he gave a great interview, but who cares? There’s a giant pink dildo…

Julie Gerstein | April 19, 2013 - 4:40 pm

Wait, Witches’ “Broomsticks” Were Actually Dildos?

According to this random piece of unidentified text I found on the interweb (which therefore must be 100 percent factual), medieval witches inserted magic potions or “flying ointment” into their…

Ami Angelowicz | November 13, 2011 - 11:00 am

Marie Claire Writer Dons A Strap-On

In the November issue of Marie Claire, dating blogger Maura Kelly writes about a guy she dated briefly who confessed to enjoying “a kind of sex that people don’t usually…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 9, 2009 - 11:30 am

10 Cool Things To Do On Christmas

If you’re a Heeb like me, Christmas can be one long, boring day off. None of your friends are around to hang out, you probs have nothing to do besides…

Simcha | December 25, 2008 - 5:00 pm

Doin’ It With Dr. V: All About Dildos And Vibrators

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love!

Dr. V | December 12, 2008 - 4:30 pm

Craft Work: DIY Sex Toy

Maybe you’re broke as a joke, maybe you live in the no sex toy sales state of Alabama, maybe you’re just a crafty bitch — but no matter what the…

Simcha | September 2, 2008 - 7:00 pm

David Faustino Is A Dickhead (Or Wears A Dick On His Head)

Christina Applegate has done well for herself following her 10-year run playing Kelly Bundy on Married with Children. But aren’t you curious what Kelly’s brother Bud has been…

Catherine Strawn | December 19, 2007 - 2:01 pm