Posts tagged "dildo"

This Dildo-Wielding Lunatic Rides My Train, Has My Heart

Of all the horrifying things I have seen take place on the New York City subway system (including but not limited to: a busker licking my neck after I gave him five dollars, a woman openly weeping the entirety of her commute, a woman slapping someone else's child a year before NBC developed "The Slap,"…

By: Beejoli Shah / April 8, 2015

Let’s All Feel Uncomfortable About This Toddler Finding His Mother’s Giant Dildo

It's never too early to discover your mom's huge silicone dildo. Wait, yes it is. It's always too early. Fortunately I don't think this toddler has any idea what Mommy likes to do with her special toy from an Ann Summers sex toy party, only that she's very upset he found it and wants it…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 10, 2013

James Franco’s Maybe Got Married But He Definitely Has A Dildo Birthday Cake

Ahh, James Franco. For his 35th birthday, J.Francs was a gifted a cake topped by a dildo, ball gag, leather whip and anal beads. The cake was presented to him while he was in Miami attending the Gay and Lesbian Film Festival, where he picked up an award for being an ally of the LBGTQ community.

By: Julie Gerstein / May 1, 2013

Don’t Forget To Move Your Pink Dildo When You’re On TV

This unidentified guy was interviewed on the BBC about the Boston bombing earlier this week. I'm sure he gave a great interview, but who cares? There's a giant pink dildo behind his head. In reality, the pink penis may actually be a water bottle called a Dicky Chug (available in a variety of pleasing colors!),…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 19, 2013

Wait, Witches’ “Broomsticks” Were Actually Dildos?

According to this random piece of unidentified text I found on the interweb (which therefore must be 100 percent factual), medieval witches inserted magic potions or "flying ointment" into their vaginas with a special dildo or "broomstick." Well, that explains the whole flying thing. They were basically getting high and pleasuring themselves. Hey, why not?

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 13, 2011

Marie Claire Writer Dons A Strap-On

In the November issue of Marie Claire, dating blogger Maura Kelly writes about a guy she dated briefly who confessed to enjoying "a kind of sex that people don't usually associate with straight men." Oh yes, Kelly's man liked to take it from behind, courtesy of a strap-on attached to his female partner. (Like the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 9, 2009

10 Cool Things To Do On Christmas

If you’re a Heeb like me, Christmas can be one long, boring day off. None of your friends are around to hang out, you probs have nothing to do besides watch TV reruns of Christmas specials -- snooze-a-palooza! Well, just because the mall and every restaurant is closed -- besides the Chinese joint -- doesn’t…

By: Simcha / December 25, 2008

Doin’ It With Dr. V: All About Dildos And Vibrators

Hi, I’m Dr. V. I’m not a real doctor, I just play one on the Internet. What I am is a lady, a lady who is a fool for love! And I love nothing more than sex. My deepest desires have happily led me on many adventures in the sack, but they have also, sadly,

By: Dr. V / December 12, 2008

Craft Work: DIY Sex Toy

Maybe you’re broke as a joke, maybe you live in the no sex toy sales state of Alabama, maybe you’re just a crafty bitch -- but no matter what the reason, you can DIY your own dildo! If our list of household sex toys wasn't enough, according to Alix Shedd of The Indypendent, using simple…

By: Simcha / September 2, 2008

David Faustino Is A Dickhead (Or Wears A Dick On His Head)

Christina Applegate has done well for herself following her 10-year run playing Kelly Bundy on Married with Children. But aren’t you curious what Kelly’s brother Bud has been up to? David Faustino has been picking up ladies on the streets of Hollywood with a dildo strapped to his head, of course! David and Corin Nemec,…

By: Catherine Strawn / December 19, 2007