INTERIOR, A NIGHT CLUB:
An obviously dorky, wallflower-like girl, Stacey, stands alone awkwardly at the bar. Her ultra-hot friend, Tracy, walks up and joins her, sweaty from the dance floor. The music is blaring.
Stacey: Tracy, you get so many guys. I just don’t know how you do it! I can’t…
And he’ll probably get half her fortune too.
Because you know divorce rumors can’t be true when the couple is still using their royal pet names!
Something sinister is happening to several of Hollywood’s hot actors and I’m not sure what exactly is going on. Perhaps I am the only one to notice this phenomenon but I think not!
Could it be that the lack of water in Los Angeles is being replaced by vodka? Are the desert-like conditio…