Puffy? P. Diddy? Sean? Whatever his name is—I guess it’s “Diddy” these days—he’s got a new video. “Love Come Down” costars Dirty Money, otherwise known as Dawn Richard from Danity Kane and Kaleena. The track is from Diddy’s forthcoming Last Train to Paris, which won’t be released until next year. It’s a little bit vintage Diddy, and the beat is unambiguously funky.

• Rumor has it that Sean “Diddy” Combs has something going on with Dawn from Danity Kane, despite his committed relationship with Cassie and Dawn’s engagement to Que from Day 26. [Media Takeout]—Well, Cassie is proof that Sean doesn’t mind getting down with someone on his payroll.
• Although Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have been dating since last November, the other Yankees’ wives and girlfriends reportedly can’t stand her and their cold shoulders have gotten the players involved. [Your Tango]—They’re wasting their time. It’s not like this thing between Kate and A-Rod will last much longer.

Diddy, Sean Combs, P Diddy, Puff Daddy—I don’t even know what to call him anymore. But I do know one thing: This man has a gigantic ego. In his new show “Making His Band,” which premiered last night, people auditioned not to create their own band, but for a chance to be in Diddy’s band. Dude, why don’t you just have regular auditions like everyone else? [PopCrunch]

Oh wait, because you have the biggest ego ever! After the jump, some most of Diddy’s egotastic moments.

Ah, Easter! If Jesus were alive today, we’re pretty sure he would Twitter like Diddy because, really, it’s the best way to get the word out. Since we can follow Jesus, but not on Twitter, we’ll have to ask our favorite celebrities what they would do. Here’s how John Mayer, Martha Stewart, Ashton and more got their God on…

It was a big weekend on Twitter! Lindsay Lohan dumped SamRo via a tweet, then accused her of doing drugs and cheating, before getting locked out of her house. Wah! Plus, Diddy watched porn whilst eating cornflakes, Nicole Richie gushed about her Prince Charming, and John Mayer took a bath. Guess it should come as no surprise that these publicity loving celebs hold nothing back when they tweet… More screengrabs, after the jumps…

In her autobiography, Cloris Leachman brags about bumping uglies with Gene Hackman.

“As we moved into the main course, it was as if a cosmic wind enveloped us. Some giant space magnet was pulling us together. We didn’t finish the meal. We went upstairs, flew into bed and made love. It was epic… I remember well the feisty lad he was.”

Whoa, down girl! Sometimes celebs just don’t know how to keep their big mouths shut! But Cloris isn’t the only star who’s screwed someone strange. Hollywood has a whole history of odd hookups.  Here are some of the most shocking… [via Huffington Post]

The whole world seems to know that Cassie is Diddy’s jump off, a casual sex partner. Or to use more current slang, she’s his buss it baby (refer to definition #3). The sad thing is she doesn’t realize this and continues to let Puff (I hate the name Diddy) disrespect and exploit her in his music, in print ads and, even, in her own song. More on just how pitiful their relationship is after the jump.

Starting tomorrow the prettiest of all the pretty boys, Zac Efron, will appear in “High School Musical 3,” the final chapter in the franchise that made him a star. While we were a little turned on by his performance in last year’s “Hairspray,” we just can’t get over how there isn’t a stray hair on his head, and how perfectly groomed his eyebrows are. Was he born this way, or does he have a glam-squad that keeps him beautiful? We’re inclined to think the latter. Pretty boys are nice to look at, but we don’t think we’d date one for fear that people would take one look at us with them and scream, “Mismatch!” Below, some pretty boy archetypes.