Posts tagged "dicks"

Instagram Will Probably Take Down The Game’s Baby Arm Soon

Don’t worry, we saved some eggplant for ya. …

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Finally, The Donald Trump Portrait Made Of 500 Dicks You’ve All Been Waiting For

Not much to see here folks, just a portrait of Donald Trump made by many many different dicks formed into a glorious mosaic of peen.
Lest we think of Trump’s…

Katrin Higher | November 14, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Justin Bieber’s Dad On Justin Bieber’s Dick: “#Proud”

I’m so very sorry for this. …

Megan Reynolds | October 9, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Good Lord, Justin Bieber Has A Really Beautiful Penis

We were not expecting any of that. …

Megan Reynolds | October 7, 2015 - 6:02 pm

White Dude Shoots Self In Penis And Tries To Blame It On A Black Man

A South Dakota convicted felon, Donald Anthony Watson (43), is currently in custody after telling the police that he was shot in the penis by a “black guy” when in reality…

Katrin Higher | September 26, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Hey, Why Don’t You Go Paint A Picture With Donald Trump’s Face?

We painted dicks. Obviously.

Megan Reynolds | September 17, 2015 - 3:55 pm

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few…

Megan Reynolds | September 3, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Piercing Is For A Woman’s Pleasure (NSFW)

When Lenny Kravitz’s penis was freed from its leather pants prison last week, and the hullabaloo died down, the internet was abuzz with one particular question: Is that a dick

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 10, 2015 - 11:05 am

Lenny Kravitz Knows Everyone Saw His Wang, Really, It’s NBD

If only every celebrity handled their nudes with this sort of humor and grace.

Megan Reynolds | August 5, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Wanted To Get Some Fresh Air, Showed Itself On Stage


Megan Reynolds | August 4, 2015 - 3:30 pm

The Giant Guide To Penis Size

Men are enormously preoccupied with their penises.
According to research results published in the New York Times that shocked precisely no one, men Google more questions about their penises than any…

Ask Men | June 30, 2015 - 4:15 pm

New Gun Law: Texas Handgun Owners Will Now Be Able To Prominently Display Their Dicks…I Mean Guns In Public

A new law was signed into legislation on Saturday in Texas, ensuring that handgun owners will be able to proudly and openly display there firearms in public – including on…

Katrin Higher | June 13, 2015 - 4:30 pm

FKA Twigs’ Met Ball Dress Proves Dicks Make Everything Better

FKA Twigs’ fiance Robert Pattinson was on her arm at last night’s Met Ball, but it was the dick on her dress that stole everyone’s attention. The dress, designed by Christopher…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 5, 2015 - 10:15 am

We Should Obviously All Go See This Documentary About A Penis Museum Called “The Final Member”

Who needs Iceland’s beautiful scenery and hot springs when you can visit The Icelandic Phallological Museum instead? The Reykjavik museum is the world’s most diverse (and only?) penis museum, housing specimens…

Claire Hannum | April 18, 2014 - 9:30 am

100-Year-Old Woman Just Really Wants To Have Sex, Is That So Wrong?

Old people: they do what they want. And if they’re feeling pervy and want to ask a reporter “How’s ya dick hangin’?”, well, so be it. I am not going to…

Julie Gerstein | July 8, 2013 - 1:40 pm

This Wrangler Jeans Ad Is All About D**k

Marketing is all about selling sex, sure. But this Wrangler ad, for their new skinnier-than-skinny jeans line, The Strangler, has a major boner. No. Really, like, it prominently features…

Julie Gerstein | June 29, 2011 - 10:40 am