Posts tagged "dicks"

Justin Bieber’s Dad On Justin Bieber’s Dick: “#Proud”

I’m so very sorry for this. …

Megan Reynolds / October 9, 2015

Good Lord, Justin Bieber Has A Really Beautiful Penis

We were not expecting any of that. …

Megan Reynolds / October 7, 2015

White Dude Shoots Self In Penis And Tries To Blame It On A Black Man

A South Dakota convicted felon, Donald Anthony Watson (43), is currently in custody after telling the police that he was shot in the penis by a “black guy” when in reality he actually shot himself in his own goddamn penis, while trying to buy an illegal gun. What the fuck, right?
According to the arrest report, Watson lied…

Katrin Higher / September 26, 2015

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess.
As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and presented these…

Megan Reynolds / September 3, 2015

Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Piercing Is For A Woman’s Pleasure (NSFW)

When Lenny Kravitz’s penis was freed from its leather pants prison last week, and the hullabaloo died down, the internet was abuzz with one particular question: Is that a dick piercing or a cock ring or just a weird light reflection on the camera lens? Well, longtime fans of Kravitz’s were able to answer that…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 10, 2015

Lenny Kravitz Knows Everyone Saw His Wang, Really, It’s NBD

If only every celebrity handled their nudes with this sort of humor and grace.

Megan Reynolds / August 5, 2015

Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Wanted To Get Some Fresh Air, Showed Itself On Stage


Megan Reynolds / August 4, 2015

The Giant Guide To Penis Size

Men are enormously preoccupied with their penises.
According to research results published in the New York Times that shocked precisely no one, men Google more questions about their penises than any other body part, and the most common concern seems to be making them bigger, or whether they’re big enough. The specter of a small penis ha…

Ask Men / June 30, 2015

New Gun Law: Texas Handgun Owners Will Now Be Able To Prominently Display Their Dicks…I Mean Guns In Public

A new law was signed into legislation on Saturday in Texas, ensuring that handgun owners will be able to proudly and openly display there firearms in public – including on college campuses.
Texas, you keep coming up with such wonderful ideas. Why, what is better than letting college students run around with guns considering…

Katrin Higher / June 13, 2015

FKA Twigs’ Met Ball Dress Proves Dicks Make Everything Better

FKA Twigs’ fiance Robert Pattinson was on her arm at last night’s Met Ball, but it was the dick on her dress that stole everyone’s attention. The dress, designed by Christopher Kane, was a Picasso-esque tribute to the body, with an artfully displayed cock right at the point where her dress slit. Sexual. LOVE IT. [The Cut]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 5, 2015

We Should Obviously All Go See This Documentary About A Penis Museum Called “The Final Member”

Who needs Iceland’s beautiful scenery and hot springs when you can visit The Icelandic Phallological Museum instead? The Reykjavik museum is the world’s most diverse (and only?) penis museum, housing specimens from every mammal in the country.

Claire Hannum / April 18, 2014

100-Year-Old Woman Just Really Wants To Have Sex, Is That So Wrong?

Old people: they do what they want. And if they’re feeling pervy and want to ask a reporter “How’s ya dick hangin’?”, well, so be it. I am not going to get in the way of a centenarian trying to make a love connection. Are you? [YouTube via BroBible]…

Julie Gerstein / July 8, 2013

This Wrangler Jeans Ad Is All About D**k

Marketing is all about selling sex, sure. But this Wrangler ad, for their new skinnier-than-skinny jeans line, The Strangler, has a major boner. No. Really, like, it prominently features a guy’s junk. Watch and enjoy.

Julie Gerstein / June 29, 2011