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Why Won’t Instagram Take Down This Picture of Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick?

Justin Bieber’s topless dick grab lives on, while the Game’s #EggplantFriday disappeared very quickly. 

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This Artist’s Dick Pics Are Like Etsy For Your Penis

NSFW, unless your workplace is fine with pictures of penises dressed up as Fidel Castro. More »


Today Is “Short Girl Appreciation Day,” So Let’s Talk About “Spinners”

These fake holidays have gotten out of hand. More »


Instagram Will Probably Take Down The Game’s Baby Arm Soon

Don’t worry, we saved some eggplant for ya. More »


Finally, The Donald Trump Portrait Made Of 500 Dicks You’ve All Been Waiting For

Not much to see here folks, just a portrait of Donald Trump made by many many different dicks formed into a glorious mosaic of peen.

Lest we think of Trump’s actual dick (sorry), these all seem to be random and anonymous ones. Perhaps taken from porn, or maybe some sent to women unsolicited. More »


Justin Bieber’s Dad On Justin Bieber’s Dick: “#Proud”

I’m so very sorry for this. More »


Good Lord, Justin Bieber Has A Really Beautiful Penis

We were not expecting any of that. More »


White Dude Shoots Self In Penis And Tries To Blame It On A Black Man

A South Dakota convicted felon, Donald Anthony Watson (43), is currently in custody after telling the police that he was shot in the penis by a “black guy” when in reality he actually shot himself in his own goddamn penis, while trying to buy an illegal gun. What the fuck, right?

According to the arrest report,… More »


Hey, Why Don’t You Go Paint A Picture With Donald Trump’s Face?

We painted dicks. Obviously. More »


Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess.

As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and… More »


Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Piercing Is For A Woman’s Pleasure (NSFW)

When Lenny Kravitz’s penis was freed from its leather pants prison last week, and the hullabaloo died down, the internet was abuzz with one particular question: Is that a dick piercing or a cock ring or just a weird light reflection on the camera lens? Well, longtime fans of Kravitz’s were able to answer that… More »


Lenny Kravitz Knows Everyone Saw His Wang, Really, It’s NBD

If only every celebrity handled their nudes with this sort of humor and grace. More »


Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Wanted To Get Some Fresh Air, Showed Itself On Stage

CINNA, WE HAVE A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. GET A MOCKINGJAY PIN STAT. More »


The Giant Guide To Penis Size

Men are enormously preoccupied with their penises.

According to research results published in the New York Times that shocked precisely no one, men Google more questions about their penises than any other body part, and the most common concern seems to be making them bigger, or whether they’re big enough. The specter of a small… More »


New Gun Law: Texas Handgun Owners Will Now Be Able To Prominently Display Their Dicks…I Mean Guns In Public

A new law was signed into legislation on Saturday in Texas, ensuring that handgun owners will be able to proudly and openly display there firearms in public – including on college campuses.

Texas, you keep coming up with such wonderful ideas. Why, what is better than letting college students run around with guns… More »


FKA Twigs’ Met Ball Dress Proves Dicks Make Everything Better

FKA Twigs’ fiance Robert Pattinson was on her arm at last night’s Met Ball, but it was the dick on her dress that stole everyone’s attention. The dress, designed by Christopher Kane, was a Picasso-esque tribute to the body, with an artfully displayed cock right at the point where her dress slit. Sexual. LOVE IT. [The Cut] … More »


We Should Obviously All Go See This Documentary About A Penis Museum Called “The Final Member”

Who needs Iceland’s beautiful scenery and hot springs when you can visit The Icelandic Phallological Museum instead? The Reykjavik museum is the world’s most diverse (and only?) penis museum, housing specimens from every mammal in the country. … More »


100-Year-Old Woman Just Really Wants To Have Sex, Is That So Wrong?

Old people: they do what they want. And if they’re feeling pervy and want to ask a reporter “How’s ya dick hangin’?”, well, so be it. I am not going to get in the way of a centenarian trying to make a love connection. Are you? [YouTube via BroBible] … More »


This Wrangler Jeans Ad Is All About D**k

Marketing is all about selling sex, sure. But this Wrangler ad, for their new skinnier-than-skinny jeans line, The Strangler, has a major boner. No. Really, like, it prominently features a guy’s junk. Watch and enjoy. … More »