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Beauty

If you don’t mind having a cock on your face, of course. READ MORE »


Celebs

Justin Bieber’s topless dick grab lives on, while the Game’s #EggplantFriday disappeared very quickly. 

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Love & Sex

NSFW, unless your workplace is fine with pictures of penises dressed up as Fidel Castro. READ MORE »


Style

These fake holidays have gotten out of hand. READ MORE »


Celebs

Don’t worry, we saved some eggplant for ya. READ MORE »


Entertainment

Not much to see here folks, just a portrait of Donald Trump made by many many different dicks formed into a glorious mosaic of peen.

Lest we think of Trump’s actual dick (sorry), these all seem to be random and anonymous ones. Perhaps taken from porn, or maybe some sent to women unsolicited. READ MORE »


Celebs

I’m so very sorry for this. READ MORE »


Entertainment

We were not expecting any of that. READ MORE »


News

A South Dakota convicted felon, Donald Anthony Watson (43), is currently in custody after telling the police that he was shot in the penis by a “black guy” when in reality he actually shot himself in his own goddamn penis, while trying to buy an illegal gun. What the fuck, right?

According to the arrest report,… READ MORE »


News

We painted dicks. Obviously. READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess.

As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and… READ MORE »


Celebs

When Lenny Kravitz’s penis was freed from its leather pants prison last week, and the hullabaloo died down, the internet was abuzz with one particular question: Is that a dick piercing or a cock ring or just a weird light reflection on the camera lens? Well, longtime fans of Kravitz’s were able to answer that… READ MORE »


Celebs

If only every celebrity handled their nudes with this sort of humor and grace. READ MORE »


Celebs

CINNA, WE HAVE A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. GET A MOCKINGJAY PIN STAT. READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Men are enormously preoccupied with their penises.

According to research results published in the New York Times that shocked precisely no one, men Google more questions about their penises than any other body part, and the most common concern seems to be making them bigger, or whether they’re big enough. The specter of a small… READ MORE »


News

A new law was signed into legislation on Saturday in Texas, ensuring that handgun owners will be able to proudly and openly display there firearms in public – including on college campuses.

Texas, you keep coming up with such wonderful ideas. Why, what is better than letting college students run around with guns… READ MORE »


Celebs

FKA Twigs’ fiance Robert Pattinson was on her arm at last night’s Met Ball, but it was the dick on her dress that stole everyone’s attention. The dress, designed by Christopher Kane, was a Picasso-esque tribute to the body, with an artfully displayed cock right at the point where her dress slit. Sexual. LOVE IT. [The Cut] … READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Who needs Iceland’s beautiful scenery and hot springs when you can visit The Icelandic Phallological Museum instead? The Reykjavik museum is the world’s most diverse (and only?) penis museum, housing specimens from every mammal in the country. … READ MORE »


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