Makeup artist contours her face with dicks and it somehow works out in the end
If you don’t mind having a cock on your face, of course.
Why Won’t Instagram Take Down This Picture of Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick?
Justin Bieber’s topless dick grab lives on, while the Game’s #EggplantFriday disappeared very quickly.
This Artist’s Dick Pics Are Like Etsy For Your Penis
NSFW, unless your workplace is fine with pictures of penises dressed up as Fidel Castro.
Today Is “Short Girl Appreciation Day,” So Let’s Talk About “Spinners”
These fake holidays have gotten out of hand.
Instagram Will Probably Take Down The Game’s Baby Arm Soon
Don’t worry, we saved some eggplant for ya.
Finally, The Donald Trump Portrait Made Of 500 Dicks You’ve All Been Waiting For
Not much to see here folks, just a portrait of Donald Trump made by many many different dicks formed into a glorious mosaic of peen.
Lest we think…
Justin Bieber’s Dad On Justin Bieber’s Dick: “#Proud”
I’m so very sorry for this.
Good Lord, Justin Bieber Has A Really Beautiful Penis
We were not expecting any of that.
White Dude Shoots Self In Penis And Tries To Blame It On A Black Man
A South Dakota convicted felon, Donald Anthony Watson (43), is currently in custody after telling the police that he was shot in the penis by a “black guy” when in reality…
Hey, Why Don’t You Go Paint A Picture With Donald Trump’s Face?
We painted dicks. Obviously.
Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science
Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few…
Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Piercing Is For A Woman’s Pleasure (NSFW)
When Lenny Kravitz’s penis was freed from its leather pants prison last week, and the hullabaloo died down, the internet was abuzz with one particular question: Is that a dick…