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Makeup artist contours her face with dicks and it somehow works out in the end

If you don’t mind having a cock on your face, of course.

Karen Fratti | September 15, 2016 - 12:13 pm

Why Won’t Instagram Take Down This Picture of Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick?

Justin Bieber’s topless dick grab lives on, while the Game’s #EggplantFriday disappeared very quickly. 

Megan Reynolds | May 31, 2016 - 7:05 pm

This Artist’s Dick Pics Are Like Etsy For Your Penis

NSFW, unless your workplace is fine with pictures of penises dressed up as Fidel Castro.

Megan Reynolds | January 13, 2016 - 2:30 pm

Today Is “Short Girl Appreciation Day,” So Let’s Talk About “Spinners”

These fake holidays have gotten out of hand.

Robyn Pennacchia | December 22, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Instagram Will Probably Take Down The Game’s Baby Arm Soon

Don’t worry, we saved some eggplant for ya.

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Finally, The Donald Trump Portrait Made Of 500 Dicks You’ve All Been Waiting For

Not much to see here folks, just a portrait of Donald Trump made by many many different dicks formed into a glorious mosaic of peen.

Lest we think…

Katrin Higher | November 14, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Justin Bieber’s Dad On Justin Bieber’s Dick: “#Proud”

I’m so very sorry for this.

Megan Reynolds | October 9, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Good Lord, Justin Bieber Has A Really Beautiful Penis

We were not expecting any of that.

Megan Reynolds | October 7, 2015 - 6:02 pm

White Dude Shoots Self In Penis And Tries To Blame It On A Black Man

A South Dakota convicted felon, Donald Anthony Watson (43), is currently in custody after telling the police that he was shot in the penis by a “black guy” when in reality…

Katrin Higher | September 26, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Hey, Why Don’t You Go Paint A Picture With Donald Trump’s Face?

We painted dicks. Obviously.

Megan Reynolds | September 17, 2015 - 3:55 pm

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few…

Megan Reynolds | September 3, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Piercing Is For A Woman’s Pleasure (NSFW)

When Lenny Kravitz’s penis was freed from its leather pants prison last week, and the hullabaloo died down, the internet was abuzz with one particular question: Is that a dick

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 10, 2015 - 11:05 am
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