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8 Times When It’s Really Not Necessary To Send A Dick Pic

Job hunters, here’s one way to guarantee you will not find employment: attach a dick pic with your resume. We know this because, well, common sense, and a man in Dallas went ahead and tested this method out. His, um, credentials did not land him a job offer, but did earn him a class C misdemeanor for “obscene display or distribution” of his penis Keep reading »

Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

  • Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
  • Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they’re not working 50 hours a week and have time to do Pilates every day. Just a guess. [Nerve]
  • Zit-popping porn would be a real hit. Now someone just needs to make it. [Em & Lo]
  • Men explain why they’re just so over missionary position and all about anal. [Your Tango]
  • Penis head puppets are not exactly appropriate for kids’ TV shows. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Shia LaBeouf Had To Submit Dick Pics For “Nymphomaniac”

  • Shia LaBeouf was asked to submit pictures of his penis during part of casting for “Nymphomaniac,” the new Lars von Trier sex flick. Did they check to make sure it was really his? [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Dennis Rodman lost his shit during a CNN interview from Pyongyang, North Korea. [The Wire]
  • Ralph Lauren’s 41-year-old niece Jenny Lauren had a drunken shitfit on an airline flight, causing the plane to be diverted to Shannon, Ireland, where she was arrested. [Daily Mail UK]
  • A village in the UK called Kings Langley is officially changing its name in February to the capital in “Game Of Thrones” called Kings Landing. [Perez Hilton]
  • Tina Fey says Jimmy Fallon and Kristen Wiig are the only too people who were completely ready to be on “Saturday Night Live” from the moment they auditioned. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Anthony Weiner’s Dick Pics Saga Is Headed To The Stage

  • “The Weiner Monologues,” a saga about Carlos Danger — code name of former New York Rep. Anthony Weiner, who sexted dick pics to a young admirer named Sydney Leathers, AKA a woman who is not his wife — is headed to Off Off Broadway. The director described it as “a devised Greek tragedy composed of found texts.”  [New York Times]
  • Did Demi Lovato have a sapphic fling with Australian DJ Ruby Rose? [World Of Wonder]
  • Tom Hanks has revealed that he suffers from type 2 diabetes. [Huffington Post]
  • Firefighters helped a man remove his penis from a toaster. [Gawker]
  • Responding to Miley Cyrus’ interview yesterday with Matt Lauer on “The Today Show,” dad Billy Ray Cyrus said that she has never been so happy since her breakup with Liam Hemsworth. [ETonline] Keep reading »

New Tumblr Will Provide A Fair And Honest Assessment Of Your D**K Pic

Tumblr is like the Target of the internet. While surfing for Miley Cyrus tongue GIFs, aggregating animated porn and watching cute animal videos, you can stop off and get your penis assessed by an anonymous Tumblerbot. Critique My Dick Pic is a Tumblr with a simple premise: Send your dick pics and get them reviewed “with love” (by a woman, I presume, although I could be wrong). There’s no size or appearance shaming. Just a “ruthlessly honest,” 100 percent anonymous report on the “angles, lighting and general tone” of your, most likely, “artless and dull” penis photograph. Let’s face it, this is a service the male population is in desperate need of. It’s not that dick pics are unsavory per se, it’s just that men seem to have no idea about how to take a flattering one. We thank you, penis critic, whoever you are. [Critique My Dick Pic]

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12 “Art Shows” I’d Rather See Than A Dick Pic Art Show

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dick pics art show

For those of you who do not live in or near New York City, here is something you need to know: Bushwick, Brooklyn is the most annoying, pretentious, gentrified neighborhood in the whole world, filled with the most annoying, pretentious gentrifiers in the whole world. I moved there once and hastily moved out less than two months later. It’s that annoying. It’s like “Girls” in real life. So OF COURSE a Bushwick art gallery is doing a show about dick pics. Four women have collected 300 dick pics, including ones they themselves received, and framed the images for your gag-reflex-inducing cultural edification.

Please, ladies! Georgia O’Keefef you are not. Let’s not even touch upon how these images are being used without the dick-owner’s consent —which is all kinds of unethical — according to the New York Observer.  I can think of an endless number of photography-based art shows that I would rather see than a collection of strange men’s dick pics, such as: Keep reading »

Adolescent Boys Think Sexual Aggression Is Flirting, Apparently?

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teen boys and sexually aggressive flirting

For a long time, eyebrow-arching and pearl-clutching over “hookup culture” has focused on young women: they will feel used by young men and come to believe they can only derive value in themselves from their sexuality. Such concerns have been roundly and fairly criticizing as portraying young women as victims lacking in agency, or worse, in need of a paternalistic watchful eye.

There has been less of a focus on how hookup culture affects young men. According to a piece by the usually-spot-on journalist Abigail Pesta, writing for NBCnews.com, there is “an increasing confusion among boys about how to behave” and experts say “boys who engage in this kind of sexualized behavior say they have no intention to be hostile or demeaning — precisely the opposite. While they admit they are pushing limits, they also think they are simply courting.”

Oh dear. Keep reading »

An Open Letter To The Man Who Sent Me Unsolicited D**k Pics,

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Dear I’m Too Kind To Use Your Real Name,

I am writing this letter because I’m hoping I can prevent you from ever sending another unsolicited picture of your naked penis to another human being again for the rest of your life. When I clicked on an email in my inbox with the subject line “need some advice,” I wasn’t expecting to see FOUR pictures of a stranger’s penis. I get a fair number of emails from readers and sometimes they want advice (not that I’m qualified to give any), and so I had no reason to believe that your email would be so wildly inappropriate.

In your email, you asked me for advice about products to make your penis larger. You complained that it’s “quite short” and “very skinny” and that when it gets erect it only gets slightly bigger and not much thicker. And then, anonymous dick pic sender, you gave me measurements. Measurements! I mean, really?

After I picked my jaw up off the floor — I didn’t want my face to remain in Exasperated Snarl Expression for the rest of my life — my attention was drawn to perhaps the most puzzling line in your email: ” I was going to send you pictures of when I have an erection but it is quite embarrassing,” you wrote. Keep reading »

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