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Facebook Deactivated A Woman’s Account For Her Awesome Response To Unsolicited Dick Pics

It’s actually a beautiful story. More »


An Usher Dick Pic Via Snapchat Is Now Part Of Our Lives, So That’s Cool

Sadly, his snapchat “dick pic” doesn’t even begin to graze the iceberg of creative or sensual possibilities a dick pic could achieve, which is ridiculous because this is fucking Usher. More »


This Artist’s Dick Pics Are Like Etsy For Your Penis

NSFW, unless your workplace is fine with pictures of penises dressed up as Fidel Castro. More »


Finally, The Donald Trump Portrait Made Of 500 Dicks You’ve All Been Waiting For

Not much to see here folks, just a portrait of Donald Trump made by many many different dicks formed into a glorious mosaic of peen.

Lest we think of Trump’s actual dick (sorry), these all seem to be random and anonymous ones. Perhaps taken from porn, or maybe some sent to women unsolicited. More »


Justin Bieber Cries “Shrinkage!” Regarding His Penis Pic

Despite many folks being delighted (all of us at The Frisky, hello?) with Bieber’s recently released dick pics, The Bieb himself isn’t satisfied.

In an interview with Access Hollywood, Justin talks about how it was a violation that those paparazzi pics were released, but then goes on to get HELLA defensive and said… More »


Man Sends Dick Pics To HR Manager, Company Rescinds Job Offer

A modern tale of professional woe. More »


We Ask Men: Hey, Could We Do This To Your Dick? (NSFW!)

Just a quick (NSFW) question. More »


Janet Sees A Dick Pic For The First Time, Quickly Looks At 88 More

Meet Janet. Janet, bless her heart, has never seen a dick pic. (It’s unclear whether she’s seen a dick in real life, but I’m guessing yes.) Some may call her lucky, but I think it’s a shame. I have four dick pics on my phone right now. (I’m not bragging — most of them are… More »


RIP Society: Doctor Sexted During Surgery And Sent Nude Selfies To A Patient

Dr. Arthur K. Zilberstein, a 47-year-old Seattle anesthesiologist, spent so much time sexting that he pretty much forgot to do his job. His medical license was suspended when authorities found out about his “preoccupation with sexual matters” and the “moral turpitude” he displayed in the workplace. From the looks of it, this guy sexted in the middle of… More »


8 Times When It’s Really Not Necessary To Send A Dick Pic

Job hunters, here’s one way to guarantee you will not find employment: attach a dick pic with your resume. We know this because, well, common sense, and a man in Dallas went ahead and tested this method out. His, um, credentials did not land him a job offer, but did earn him a class C misdemeanor… More »


10 Of The Artsiest D**k Pics You’ll See On Pornstagram (NSFW)

Pornstagram is just what it sounds like — an app that lets you crop, filter and share the NSFW pictures that Instagram won’t allow. Created last July by French web developer Quentin Lechemia, his hope was that the ability to apply filters to naked pics would make people less ashamed and more excited to send… More »


Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they’re not working 50 hours a week and have time to do Pilates… More »


Shia LaBeouf Had To Submit Dick Pics For “Nymphomaniac”

Shia LaBeouf was asked to submit pictures of his penis during part of casting for “Nymphomaniac,” the new Lars von Trier sex flick. Did they check to make sure it was really his? [Evil Beet Gossip]
Dennis Rodman lost his shit during a CNN interview from Pyongyang, North Korea. [The Wire]
Ralph… More »


Anthony Weiner’s Dick Pics Saga Is Headed To The Stage

“The Weiner Monologues,” a saga about Carlos Danger — code name of former New York Rep. Anthony Weiner, who sexted dick pics to a young admirer named Sydney Leathers, AKA a woman who is not his wife — is headed to Off Off Broadway. The director described it as “a devised Greek tragedy composed… More »


New Tumblr Will Provide A Fair And Honest Assessment Of Your D**K Pic

Tumblr is like the Target of the internet. While surfing for Miley Cyrus tongue GIFs, aggregating animated porn and watching cute animal videos, you can stop off and get your penis assessed by an anonymous Tumblerbot. Critique My Dick Pic is a Tumblr with a simple premise: Send your dick pics and get them reviewed… More »


12 “Art Shows” I’d Rather See Than A Dick Pic Art Show

For those of you who do not live in or near New York City, here is something you need to know: Bushwick, Brooklyn is the most annoying, pretentious, gentrified neighborhood in the whole world, filled with the most annoying, pretentious gentrifiers in the whole world. I moved there once and hastily moved out less than… More »


Adolescent Boys Think Sexual Aggression Is Flirting, Apparently?

For a long time, eyebrow-arching and pearl-clutching over “hookup culture” has focused on young women: they will feel used by young men and come to believe they can only derive value in themselves from their sexuality. Such concerns have been roundly and fairly criticizing as portraying young women as victims lacking in agency, or worse,… More »


An Open Letter To The Man Who Sent Me Unsolicited D**k Pics,

Dear I’m Too Kind To Use Your Real Name,

I am writing this letter because I’m hoping I can prevent you from ever sending another unsolicited picture of your naked penis to another human being again for the rest of your life. When I clicked on an email in my inbox with the… More »