Posts tagged "dick pics"

Man Sends Dick Pics To HR Manager, Company Rescinds Job Offer

A modern tale of professional woe.

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 1, 2015

We Ask Men: Hey, Could We Do This To Your Dick? (NSFW!)

Just a quick (NSFW) question. …

Megan Reynolds / June 25, 2015

Janet Sees A Dick Pic For The First Time, Quickly Looks At 88 More

Meet Janet. Janet, bless her heart, has never seen a dick pic. (It’s unclear whether she’s seen a dick in real life, but I’m guessing yes.) Some may call her lucky, but I think it’s a shame. I have four dick pics on my phone right now. (I’m not bragging — most of them are…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 30, 2014

RIP Society: Doctor Sexted During Surgery And Sent Nude Selfies To A Patient

Dr. Arthur K. Zilberstein, a 47-year-old Seattle anesthesiologist, spent so much time sexting that he pretty much forgot to do his job. His medical license was suspended when authorities found out about his “preoccupation with sexual matters” and the “moral turpitude” he displayed in the workplace. From the looks of it, this guy sexted in the middle of…

Claire Hannum / June 10, 2014

8 Times When It’s Really Not Necessary To Send A Dick Pic

Job hunters, here’s one way to guarantee you will not find employment: attach a dick pic with your resume. We know this because, well, common sense, and a man in Dallas went ahead and tested this method out. His, um, credentials did not land him a job offer, but did earn him a class C misdemeanor…

The Frisky / March 31, 2014

10 Of The Artsiest D**k Pics You’ll See On Pornstagram (NSFW)

Pornstagram is just what it sounds like — an app that lets you crop, filter and share the NSFW pictures that Instagram won’t allow. Created last July by French web developer Quentin Lechemia, his hope was that the ability to apply filters to naked pics would make people less ashamed and more excited to send…

The Frisky / March 6, 2014

Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they’re not working 50 hours a week and have time to do Pilate…

Ami Angelowicz / January 17, 2014

Shia LaBeouf Had To Submit Dick Pics For “Nymphomaniac”

Shia LaBeouf was asked to submit pictures of his penis during part of casting for “Nymphomaniac,” the new Lars von Trier sex flick. Did they check to make sure it was really his? [Evil Beet Gossip]
Dennis Rodman lost his shit during a CNN interview from Pyongyang, North Korea. [The Wire]

Jessica Wakeman / January 7, 2014

Anthony Weiner’s Dick Pics Saga Is Headed To The Stage

“The Weiner Monologues,” a saga about Carlos Danger — code name of former New York Rep. Anthony Weiner, who sexted dick pics to a young admirer named Sydney Leathers, AKA a woman who is not his wife — is headed to Off Off Broadway. The director described it as “a devised Greek tragedy composed…

Jessica Wakeman / October 8, 2013

New Tumblr Will Provide A Fair And Honest Assessment Of Your D**K Pic

Tumblr is like the Target of the internet. While surfing for Miley Cyrus tongue GIFs, aggregating animated porn and watching cute animal videos, you can stop off and get your penis assessed by an anonymous Tumblerbot. Critique My Dick Pic is a Tumblr with a simple premise: Send your dick pics and get them reviewed…

Ami Angelowicz / September 26, 2013

12 “Art Shows” I’d Rather See Than A Dick Pic Art Show

For those of you who do not live in or near New York City, here is something you need to know: Bushwick, Brooklyn is the most annoying, pretentious, gentrified neighborhood in the whole world, filled with the most annoying, pretentious gentrifiers in the whole world. I moved there once and hastily moved out less tha…

Jessica Wakeman / August 23, 2013

Adolescent Boys Think Sexual Aggression Is Flirting, Apparently?

For a long time, eyebrow-arching and pearl-clutching over “hookup culture” has focused on young women: they will feel used by young men and come to believe they can only derive value in themselves from their sexuality. Such concerns have been roundly and fairly criticizing as portraying young women as victims lacking in agency, or worse,…

Jessica Wakeman / August 16, 2013

An Open Letter To The Man Who Sent Me Unsolicited D**k Pics,

Dear I’m Too Kind To Use Your Real Name,

I am writing this letter because I’m hoping I can prevent you from ever sending another unsolicited picture of your naked penis to another human being again for the rest of your life. When I clicked on an email in my inbox with the…

Ami Angelowicz / August 9, 2013