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Janet Sees A Dick Pic For The First Time, Quickly Looks At 88 More

Janet Sees At A Dick Pic For The First Time, Quickly Looks At 88 More
"This is a big, round, lollipop ... DICK."
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Mind Of Man: Why Men Send Pictures Of Their Penises
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Meet Janet. Janet, bless her heart, has never seen a dick pic. (It’s unclear whether she’s seen a dick in real life, but I’m guessing yes.) Some may call her lucky, but I think it’s a shame. I have four dick pics on my phone right now. (I’m not bragging — most of them are old. I never throw away dick pics. That’s the first rule of Dick Pic Club.) Janet’s friends thought it was a shame too, so they put together a slideshow of 89 dick pics for Janet to click through and comment on, which she does in the video above. Hey Janet, I’ve got numbers 90, 91, 92 and 93, if you want ‘em. [via The Hairpin]

RIP Society: Doctor Sexted During Surgery And Sent Nude Selfies To A Patient

Dr. Arthur K. Zilberstein, a 47-year-old Seattle anesthesiologist, spent so much time sexting that he pretty much forgot to do his job. His medical license was suspended when authorities found out about his ”preoccupation with sexual matters” and the “moral turpitude” he displayed in the workplace. From the looks of it, this guy sexted in the middle of surgery while he was supposed to be putting all his concentration into monitoring his patient’s wellbeing. How, exactly, does one get turned on when a person’s body is cut open on the operating table a few feet away!? Keep reading »

8 Times When It’s Really Not Necessary To Send A Dick Pic

Job hunters, here’s one way to guarantee you will not find employment: attach a dick pic with your resume. We know this because, well, common sense, and a man in Dallas went ahead and tested this method out. His, um, credentials did not land him a job offer, but did earn him a class C misdemeanor for “obscene display or distribution” of his penis Keep reading »

Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

  • Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
  • Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they’re not working 50 hours a week and have time to do Pilates every day. Just a guess. [Nerve]
  • Zit-popping porn would be a real hit. Now someone just needs to make it. [Em & Lo]
  • Men explain why they’re just so over missionary position and all about anal. [Your Tango]
  • Penis head puppets are not exactly appropriate for kids’ TV shows. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Shia LaBeouf Had To Submit Dick Pics For “Nymphomaniac”

  • Shia LaBeouf was asked to submit pictures of his penis during part of casting for “Nymphomaniac,” the new Lars von Trier sex flick. Did they check to make sure it was really his? [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Dennis Rodman lost his shit during a CNN interview from Pyongyang, North Korea. [The Wire]
  • Ralph Lauren’s 41-year-old niece Jenny Lauren had a drunken shitfit on an airline flight, causing the plane to be diverted to Shannon, Ireland, where she was arrested. [Daily Mail UK]
  • A village in the UK called Kings Langley is officially changing its name in February to the capital in “Game Of Thrones” called Kings Landing. [Perez Hilton]
  • Tina Fey says Jimmy Fallon and Kristen Wiig are the only too people who were completely ready to be on “Saturday Night Live” from the moment they auditioned. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Anthony Weiner’s Dick Pics Saga Is Headed To The Stage

  • “The Weiner Monologues,” a saga about Carlos Danger — code name of former New York Rep. Anthony Weiner, who sexted dick pics to a young admirer named Sydney Leathers, AKA a woman who is not his wife — is headed to Off Off Broadway. The director described it as “a devised Greek tragedy composed of found texts.”  [New York Times]
  • Did Demi Lovato have a sapphic fling with Australian DJ Ruby Rose? [World Of Wonder]
  • Tom Hanks has revealed that he suffers from type 2 diabetes. [Huffington Post]
  • Firefighters helped a man remove his penis from a toaster. [Gawker]
  • Responding to Miley Cyrus’ interview yesterday with Matt Lauer on “The Today Show,” dad Billy Ray Cyrus said that she has never been so happy since her breakup with Liam Hemsworth. [ETonline] Keep reading »
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