Posts tagged "dick pic"

Chrissy Teigen & Marc Jacobs Both Drop NSFW Photos On Instagram

Plus, a bonus shot of Chris Christie’s epic moose knuckle!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 30, 2015

Happy Presidents Day, Here Is A Pic Of Justin Bieber’s Penis

NSFW version here. So is this a legit photo of Justin Bieber’s commander-in-chief? Dude, I don’t know, all dicks kinda look alike to me, but AJ Daulerio over at Ratter seems pretty familiar and convinced of its authenticity. Get the full scoop on Justin’s alleged dong at the link. Enjoy the rest of the holiday…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 16, 2015

Discuss: Is This Usher’s Dick?

My inner monologue was just lamenting the lack of anything particularly newsworthy today, even a damn celebrity sex tape, when lo and behold, Usher’s maybe-dick popped up on my laptop screen. Oh Santa, better late than never! Apparently, the two images that were posted online by Diary of a Hollywood Street King are pulled from…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 26, 2014

5 Seconds Of Summer’s Caleb Hood Sent A SnapChat Of His Dick To A Fan And She Just Couldn’t Keep It To Herself

5 Seconds of Summer is a band that I managed to ignore up until now — but then Calum Hood, a member of the Australian boyband, showed me his dick and I had to take notice. Well, not me specifically, but the internet at large is now familiar with his phallus thanks to the magic…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 29, 2014

This Woman Uses Nike+ To Draw Penises, Inspires Me To Start Running

I hate running with a fiery passion. But thanks to one genius woman who has turned her exercise misery into something inappropriate, I am now inspired to lace up my old sneakers and sprint my little heart out. There’s nothing like hitting the pavement knowing that the calories you’re burning will eventually form a dick…

By: Katie Oldenburg / August 6, 2014

Janet Sees A Dick Pic For The First Time, Quickly Looks At 88 More

Meet Janet. Janet, bless her heart, has never seen a dick pic. (It’s unclear whether she’s seen a dick in real life, but I’m guessing yes.) Some may call her lucky, but I think it’s a shame. I have four dick pics on my phone right now. (I’m not bragging — most of them are…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 30, 2014

NKOTB’s Donny Wahlberg Tweets A Nude Selfie

Donnie Wahlberg of NKOTB tweeted a nude selfie and as far as I can tell, he’s still got the right stuff. [Socialite Life]
It’s the first meme proposal via Reddit! Aww, that’s romantic in an internet-y kind of way. [The Mary Sue]
Dick pics, explored through a scientific lens — who’s sending…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 6, 2013

Mind Of Man: Why Men Send Pictures Of Their Penises

This week’s Anthony Weiner dick pic scandal — part two! — reminded me of this hilarious column written by our dear Mind of Man, John DeVore. Let’s learn, from an actual man, why dudes like to send pictures of their penises. — Amelia

Men send pictures of their penises because we want the…

By: John DeVore / July 28, 2013

Woman Solves Unwanted Dick Pic Problem By Sending Picture To Mom

Ladies, ever get a creepy, unwanted dick pic or jerk off shot from a dude online? There you were, talking about your favorite Jay-Z song and then all the sudden — blam! — there’s a dick all up in your inbox. That’s what happened to Sarah, who had posted a profile on the dating website…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 10, 2013