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The 4 Worst Things About The “Dexter” Series Finale

The 4 Worst Things About The "Dexter" Series Finale

Warning: This post contains spoilers. Proceed at your own risk! If you don’t want to know why the series finale of “Dexter” was a giant turd, I suggest you stop reading now.

Oh “Dexter.” What has happened to you? Keep reading »

3 Reasons I’m Ready To Give Up On “Dexter”

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Remember the good ol’ days of “Dexter”? When the 6′ 4″ Trinity Killer performed his closeted kill rituals and physically abused his family behind closed doors? Or the Ice Truck Killer, who painted his victim’s fingernails different colors as a special message to Dexter? Remember when Dexter was, you know, busy tracking and killing these deranged serial killers, while struggling not to get caught by his family and coworkers?

Unfortunately, those days of wholesome fun are over. “Dexter” is now a shell of the show it used to be, with each season becoming less and less compelling. Here are three things that are really rubbing me the wrong way in “Dexter”‘s final season…

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Do You Recognize These Famous Floor Plans?

Does the layout of this modern apartment look familiar? That’s because it’s Dexter Morgan’s Miami apartment from the show “Dexter,” recreated in painstaking detail by illustrator Iñaki Aliste Lizarralde. His depictions of TV homes are available as posters from his Etsy shop, and include such notable spaces as Lorelai’s sprawling Stars Hollow house from “Gilmore Girls,” Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment, and The Simpson’s Springfield abode. Check out a few more famous floor plans after the jump… Keep reading »

Carrie's Apartment Sold
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Sunday Boob Tube Bonanza: Basically, I Just Kept Saying “Holy $%#&!” During The “Dexter” And “Homeland” Finales

OMG. Those three letters really sum up last night’s finales of “Dexter” and “Homeland,” but of course I have plenty more to say. Spoilers after the jump! Keep reading »

Sunday Night Boob Tube Bonanza: How Will “Dexter” & “Homeland” End?

Last Week's Episodes!
"Dexter," "Homeland," and "Walking Dead" recaps for 12/2/12. Read More »
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...on "Dexter," "Homeland," and "The Walking Dead." (11/25/12) Read More »
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Dexter gets laid! Read More »

Sadly, this week’s recap post is less of a bonanza than usual, because “The Walking Dead” is on mid-season hiatus until February, which means I’m only recapping “Homeland” and “Dexter.” It’s a Sunday Night Boob Tube Shindig, I suppose. And then next week, the season finales of “Dexter” and “Homeland” air, which means when “The Walking Dead” comes back, I’ll be recapping it solo. Womp womp. When does “Breaking Bad” come back again? Keep reading »

Sunday Night Boob Tube Bonanza: “Dexter”‘s New Daddy Issues, An Epic Face-Off On “The Walking Dead” & A Heart-Stopping “Homeland”

Previously...
Last weeks' recaps for "Dexter," "Homeland," and "The Walking Dead." Read More »

Thanks to last night’s episodes of “The Walking Dead” and “Homeland,” my anxiety levels are way above already above-normal leves. Seriously, the majority of the recaps for each show could be summarized as simply “OMG!!!!!” However, I shall put aside my excitement and delve deeper into both these episodes, as well as last night’s ho-hum “Dexter,” after the jump! Keep reading »

Sunday Night Boob Tube Bonanza: A Whole Lot Of Ass-Kicking On “The Walking Dead” And “Dexter,” Plus Agent Cheekbones Is Up To Something On “Homeland”

Apologies for not recapping last Monday. I was a little off my game and then our TV-clipping service was down so I couldn’t make clips and recaps are so much more funnn with clips, but yeah, I get it, I am a failure. So, before we get into this week’s episodes, a brief rundown of last week’s episodes of “The Walking Dead,” “Dexter,” and “Homeland,” in haiku form.

“The Walking Dead.” Andrea and the Gov-nah/lovin’ each otha/Carol’s back, let’s greet Michonne!

“Dexter.” Deb blabbed her incest-y crush/Dex prefers Hannah/Isaac still wants his revenge.

“Homeland.” Brody couldn’t deal anymore/Carrie fucked some sense back/Chopper trip to see Nazir!

Got it? Okay great, now let’s move on to last night’s episodes, which I watched before a double-viewing of ”Liz & Dick” because I am loyal like that. Keep reading »

Sunday Night Boob Tube Bonanza: Brody Has Regrets & Dexter Has A Lady Problem

Last Week's Episodes!
Dexter gets laid! Read More »
Previously...
Recaps for episodes that aired 10/28/12. Read More »
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Brody's being watched on "Homeland." Read More »

Sorry, a day late on the “Dexter” and “Homeland” recaps — but I have a surprise! First of all, I’m so over “Revenge.” I have a new Sunday TV love and it’s called “The Walking Dead.” I have devoted every waking, non-working moment to catching up on the series and with just five episodes to go, I’ll be adding the show to my recapping roster starting next week. But for now, Sunday night’s episodes of “Dexter” and “Homeland”… Keep reading »

Sunday Night Boob Tube Bonanza: The Hottest “Dexter” Scene Ever?

Last Week's Episodes!
Recaps for episodes that aired 10/28/12. Read More »
Previously...
Brody's being watched on "Homeland." Read More »
Previously...
Recaps of "Homeland," "Revenge" and "Dexter" for 10/14/12. Read More »

This week’s recap post does not include “Revenge,” as I went to bed at, like, 8:30 last night and haven’t watched yet. However, I did watch screeners of both “Dexter” and “Homeland” earlier in the week and will recap those as usual after the jump. (And, let’s face it, “Revenge” has been kind of dull anyway.) Remember: spoilers abound! Keep reading »

“Dogxter,” The “Dexter” Dog Parody

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The "Dexter" Dog Parody

Today I am grateful to be at my mom’s apartment, where there is power and water and and TV and wifi, which so many people don’t have, the last of which allows me to watch this awesome “Dexter” parody. Small luxuries. [YouTube: The Pet Collective]

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