Posts tagged "dentist"

Awful Dentist Fondles Female Patient’s Boobs To Fix Her Crooked Teeth

A Japanese dentist has been arrested for performing a procedure on a patient that absolutely no one has ever heard of.  When the 20-something patient visited the the office for a routine exam, the 53-year-old dentist told the woman that her teeth were badly misaligned and that he could fix them by massaging the tight…

Ami Angelowicz / February 21, 2014

Total Nightmare: Dentist Pull Out All Of Man’s Teeth Without His Permission

Just thinking about this is giving me chills: Christopher Crist went to Amazing Family Dentist in Indianapolis, Indiana, to have a couple of problem teeth removed. But somehow, the dentist removed 29 of his teeth. He’s now toothless and wondering what the fuck happened. The 21-year-old autistic man was told by his mother to ask…

Julie Gerstein / April 11, 2013

10 Things My Dentist Has Said To Me That Might Have Been Pick-Up Lines

The dentist’s office is a confusing place: the sound of the drill, the smell of fluoride, the group of strangers probing at your mouth and asking you if you have a boyfriend. And you know what? It’s even worse if you start listening for innuendo. Here are 10 things my dentists have said to me…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 24, 2012

Dr. Strangelove: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Dentist

As a child, I always loved going to the dentist. I was not one of those kids who was traumatized by barbaric dental practices such as being put in a straight jacket during my cleanings. I adored Dr. J, the charming southern gentleman who only mildly scolded me for never flossing, who pinky swore he…

Ami Angelowicz / June 21, 2011

No Blood Sucking For You Until You Brush Your Teeth!

Holy “Twilight“-ization of pop culture, Edward Cullen! Vampires are used to sell everything nowadays — even teeth-cleaning. The UK’s National Health Service debuted a bodice-heaving, undead-themed commercial to lure toothy British dudes to the dentist. (According to Yahoo, 16- to 34-year-old men “are notoriously lax about their dental appointments.” Ack! These guys should…

Jessica Wakeman / April 21, 2011

What’s The Worst Pain You’ve Experienced?

Lil Wayne endured a torturous dental session that included eight root canals in eight hours. The dentist worked on his grillz, added more implants, redid several other implants, and repaired the few real teeth the rapper had left. Can you imagine how awful Wayne’s breath was if he needed all this work? He probably didn’t…

Annika Harris / February 21, 2010

Being A Redhead Hurts

Don’t get me wrong—redheads are awesome. But they also feel more pain than the rest of the population, are more sensitive to heat, and need 20% more anesthesia to knock them out. And a new study shows another odd side effect of being a redhead—they’re less likely to get proper dental care. It’s not their…

Daniela Guernica / August 3, 2009

America: Mouth To Shining Mouth

A good-looking guy can approach you with a manly swagger, but if his smile is busted, game over. And no amount of alcohol can make you feel good about frenching a mouth full of rotten nubbin teeth. Sorry, Austin Powers. So where’s a girl to go? According to Men’s Health, the best bites are i…

Simcha / April 24, 2008