Posts tagged "delta gamma"

“Deranged Sorority Girl” Rebecca Martinson Is Writing A Novel

Remember Rebecca Martinson, the University of Maryland sorority girl who sent her fellow Delta Gammas a lengthy screed that introduced the world to the term “cunt punt”? Of course you…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 25, 2013 - 12:40 pm

“Morgan Freeman” Assaults Us With That Awesome Sorority Girl Letter

Last one, we swear! If you get Morgan fucking Freeman to read Rebecca Martinson’s Delta Gamma sorority letter, you better believe we’re going to post it. Okay, maybe it’s not…

Julie Gerstein | May 2, 2013 - 12:20 pm

Rebecca Martinson Resigns From Delta Gamma Following Sorority Scandal

And now we’ve reached the end: Disgraced Delta Gamma sis Rebecca Martinson has resigned from the University of Maryland chapter of her sorority, following a week of radio silence from…

Julie Gerstein | April 25, 2013 - 11:20 am

The Men Of Sigma Nu: The Guys Rebecca Martinson Wants You To Hang Out With

Remember when Delta Gamma sorority girl Rebecca Martinson warned that “FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH…

Julie Gerstein | April 22, 2013 - 5:00 pm

NSFW: Michael Shannon Reads Rebecca Martinson’s Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

Michael Shannon’s dramatic reading of University of Maryland sorority girl Rebecca Martinson’s batshit insane letter to her Delta Gamma sisters may well be the scariest damned thing the internet has…

Jessica Wakeman | April 22, 2013 - 2:40 pm

12 Career Suggestions For Mean Girl Sorority Sister Rebecca Martinson

From now until the end of the internet, Rebecca Martinson will be known as the mean girl who wrote a rabid email to her University of Maryland Delta Gamma sisters berating…

Ami Angelowicz | April 22, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Alison Haislip Reads Rebecca Martinson’s Rabid Sorority Girl Email And It Is Perfect

Rebecca Martinson’s now infamous email to her fellow sisters in the Delta Gamma chapter at the University of Maryland was pure deranged ridiculousness when read on paper. But read aloud?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 20, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Meet Rebecca Martinson, The Rabid Sorority Sister From Delta Gamma

Yesterday, we shared with you an amazing email from one of the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma sisters to her fellow sorority members. The letter upbraided the girls for basically…

Julie Gerstein | April 19, 2013 - 11:20 am