dead mans bones

Celebs

No matter how many times he sadly sits down to eat a cupcake alone on a park bench — and you endlessly insert that same picture into images filled with cats or a reproduction of Lunch Atop A Skyscraper or whatever—Keanu Reeves will forever be known as the man who started Dogstar and, in turn, ruined… READ MORE »


Celebs

Dear Ryan,

You’re probably wondering why I’m writing you a letter when I could just tell you in person, over croissant in bed — or through the bars of my jail cell, whatever — how I feel since we are lovers. Well, the reason is I want to express my feelings to you… READ MORE »


Guys

I just love starting off my day with a serious Ryan Gosling-induced girl boner. Pitchfork.com has a portion of a documentary about Gosling’s super awesome creepster doo-wop band, Dead Man’s Bones, in which my lover conducts a children’s chorus in rehearsal and on stage. While plenty of actors turned rock stars SUCK, I can… READ MORE »


Guys

Last night I came face to face with my number-one celebrity crush, Ryan Gosling. His band, Dead Man’s Bones (which is actually awesome and not like other “actor bands” that suck), performed in New York and I went and acted like a fool. Seriously, I will never mock women acting like idiots at concerts again,… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Hey guys, guess what I am doing on October 15? Oh, I dunno, seeing Ryan Gosling’s band Dead Man’s Bones perform in New York City. No biggie. It’s not like I’ve started planning various outfits that might seduce The Gos. [I have.]

Actually, the coolest part about the Dead Man’s Bones tour… READ MORE »


Video

It’s Sunday, it’s beautiful out, and I just can’t resist. … READ MORE »