Look, you could choose to get really upset about the rampant objectification of women and flagrant misogyny in a movie like “Piranha 3DD.” Or, you could realize that this is a film starring David Hasselhoff and Ving Rhames — and that the latter sports a pair of prosthetic gun legs throughout. Do you really want to waste your time being mad at that? Instead, why not put on some 3-D glasses and enjoy the very top-heavy ride? I know I will. [Perez Hilton]
Everyone enjoys a good photo op with a celeb, even our animal friends. Well, most of the time. Is it just me or does this wombat seem a little frightened to be so close to David Hasselhoff, who Tweeted, “My wombat loves me.” Like hell he does. More like the wombat’s handler pressured him to do a favor for the Hoff. Click through to see more celebrities posing with animals. [via Jezebel]
Summer begins in just one short week and you know exactly what you’ll need to make it through the steamiest of days—a popsicle shaped like David Hasselhoff. Luckily, Del Monte has created just that, in honor of National Ice Cream Month. It is called The Hoffsicle. Yes, I will be buying stock in Del Monte. Clearly, I did not respect their genius before. [Neatorama] Keep reading »
“The Hasselhoffs” sounded like a great show idea in theory. But as soon as I heard that the series would follow David helping his two daughters start a business, I lost interest. I mean, no drunken cheeseburger rants? Apparently, the rest of the world felt the same way and when the show premiered, fewer than a million peeps tuned in. So A&E pulled the plug on the series after only two episodes. Keep reading »
Last night, David Hasselhoff was the first C-lister voted off “Dancing with the Stars.” What?!?! With those hip thrusts and that jacket toss? Above, see the “Sex Bomb” cha cha that got David eliminated. After hearing that he was out, David said, “It’s been a great ride. I feel bad for Kym because she worked so hard to try and get me where I was going. I’m just so proud that my daughters are here and got to see me go this far.” We’re sure they’re proud, too. Kind of. Keep reading »
The new season of “Dancing with the Stars” starts on September 20th. And while ABC has not made an official announcement about which B-, C-, D-listers we will be seeing paso doble and rhumba, plenty of rumors are circulating over the interwebs. The latest: Us Weekly tells us that David Hasselhoff has signed on for the show. Yes, that was the sound of the population of Germany marking their calendars.
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He was there singin’ when the Berlin Wall fell, he could get a Trans Am to bend to his will, and he can pack an entire television show with his chest hair flapping in the Malibu beach wind. But when it comes to we women, David’s got a list he’ll check twice before you can get Hoffed. So, ladies, the question is: Do you stack up in every “sex’tion” of his life? After the jump, we’ll reveal his priceless dos and don’ts. Keep reading »
“Baywatch,” the long-dead TV show about, well, nothing, is taking its skimpy red bathing suits, busting out of hiding, and running (probably in slow motion) to the big screen. Jeremy Garelick, the dude who worked on “The Hangover,” is writing a “Baywatch” comedy that will feature two geeky lifeguards who try desperately to fit in with the beach beauties they work with. [Metro UK]
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A new study is claiming women don’t like one-night stands. Um, doesn’t a blanket statement like that need circumstantial qualifications? Such as: Women don’t like one-night stands when:
1. It’s a pity lay.
2. They’re new to college and sex, so they’re not really sure how to do it.
3. They’ve accidentally taken home David Hasselhoff.
4. They’re drunk and/or regret it the next day.
Then maybe the research compiled by Professor Ann Campbell of Durham University through an internet survey, claiming that 54% of women have negative feelings the next day, might make sense. After all, why would women do something they don’t want to over and over again? We here at The Frisky get it and take it when we want it. Sure, we all want quality over quantity, but women are adults and we all make our own decisions. Sure, someday we may use our tunnel of love for birthin’ babies, but up until that point, we’re all just in it for the ride. Well, at least 46% of us. [Sunderland Echo]
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