Posts tagged "david hasselhoff"

Say Squish! Celebrities Posing With Animals

Everyone enjoys a good photo op with a celeb, even our animal friends. This mini baby lamb looks like it’s in heaven cradled in Alexander Skarsgard’s arms. But wouldn’t you be too? Dammit. I think Bullet magazine is trying to kill us with squishes. Job well done. Click through to see more celebrities posing with animals.

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 3, 2012

Piranha Beach Blanket Bingo: The “Piranha 3DD” Trailer

Look, you could choose to get really upset about the rampant objectification of women and flagrant misogyny in a movie like “Piranha 3DD.” Or, you could realize that this is a film starring David Hasselhoff and Ving Rhames — and that the latter sports a pair of prosthetic gun legs throughout. Do you really want…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 2, 2012

16 Celebrities Posing With Animals

Everyone enjoys a good photo op with a celeb, even our animal friends. Well, most of the time. Is it just me or does this wombat seem a little frightened to be so close to David Hasselhoff, who Tweeted, “My wombat loves me.” Like hell he does. More like the wombat’s handler pressured him to…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 8, 2012

The 7 Worst Ever Celebrity Dads

I’m fully convinced that Michael Lohan’s headline-making domestic violence arrest yesterday was copied straight out of Mel Gibson’s playbook. Of course, Mel’s famed blowouts were uniquely terrible because some of them were directed towards the teenage son of ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Last month, Mel paid $100,000 to Oksana’s 14-year-old for the guarantee that he wouldn’t sue…

By: Rachel Krause / October 26, 2011

Cool Off With A Hoffsicle

Summer begins in just one short week and you know exactly what you’ll need to make it through the steamiest of days—a popsicle shaped like David Hasselhoff. Luckily, Del Monte has created just that, in honor of National Ice Cream Month. It is called The Hoffsicle. Yes, I will be buying stock in Del Monte.

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / June 16, 2011

“The Hasselhoffs” Is Cancelled, Already

“The Hasselhoffs” sounded like a great show idea in theory. But as soon as I heard that the series would follow David helping his two daughters start a business, I lost interest. I mean, no drunken cheeseburger rants? Apparently, the rest of the world felt the same way and when the show premiered, fewer tha…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / December 12, 2010

David Hasselhoff Sex Bombed Off “Dancing With The Stars”

Last night, David Hasselhoff was the first C-lister voted off “Dancing with the Stars.” What?!?! With those hip thrusts and that jacket toss? Above, see the “Sex Bomb” cha cha that got David eliminated. After hearing that he was out, David said, “It’s been a great ride. I feel bad for Kym because…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 22, 2010

Our Predictions For The Rumored “Dancing With The Stars 11″ Cast

The new season of “Dancing with the Stars” starts on September 20th. And while ABC has not made an official announcement about which B-, C-, D-listers we will be seeing paso doble and rhumba, plenty of rumors are circulating over the interwebs. The latest: Us Weekly tells us that David Hasselhoff has signed on for…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 26, 2010

Have You Got What It Takes To Woo The Hoff?

He was there singin’ when the Berlin Wall fell, he could get a Trans Am to bend to his will, and he can pack an entire television show with his chest hair flapping in the Malibu beach wind. But when it comes to we women, David’s got a list he’ll check twice before you ca…

By: Simcha / November 12, 2009

Oh No! It’s Baywatch, The Movie!

“Baywatch,” the long-dead TV show about, well, nothing, is taking its skimpy red bathing suits, busting out of hiding, and running (probably in slow motion) to the big screen. Jeremy Garelick, the dude who worked on “The Hangover,” is writing a “Baywatch” comedy that will feature two geeky lifeguards who try desperately to fit i…

By: Nikki Dowling / July 7, 2009

Sweet Release: What’s In And Out The Week Of October 21st 2008

MUSIC
Electric Six Flashy
The Detroit rockers are rolling out bitchin’ tunes and teasing the ladies with tracks like their ode to “Formula 409” and “Transatlantic Flight,” in which they offer to let us use their bodies as a flotation device. Oh, we how want to go down on them!

By: Simcha / October 21, 2008

Standing Up For One Night Stands

A new study is claiming women don’t like one-night stands. Um, doesn’t a blanket statement like that need circumstantial qualifications? Such as: Women don’t like one-night stands when:

1. It’s a pity lay.
2. They’re new to college and sex, so they’re not really sure how to do it.
3. They’ve accidentally taken home…

By: Simcha / June 26, 2008