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Beware Of The Modelizers: David Blaine, Leonardo DiCaprio, & Josh Hartnett

So, David Blaine, the “magician”/endurance artist, is up to his familiar tricks again, this time hanging upside down in New York City for 60 hours. Why? God knows. But speaking of David Blaine and his enormous God-complex, did you know he’s a total modelizer? After dating awesomely mopey singer Fiona Apple in the late ’90s, Blaine has gone on to shag seriously NOTHING but models — check out the four on his roster, above (clockwise from left: Lonneke Engel, Manon Von Gerken, Josie Maran, and Mallory Snyder). Blaine is not alone — after the jump, fellow model-lovers, Leonardo DiCaprio & Josh Hartnett and their slew of leggy paramours. Keep reading »

100 Unsexiest Men, Plus Five Frisky Additions!

We’ve railed on Maxim quite a bit for naming Sarah Jessica Parker “The Unsexiest Woman In America”, but we haven’t had the wisdom to counter attack with a list of Unsexy Men. No matter, The Phoenix did it for us! As we hoped, the staff picked the 100 unsexiest men with all the right criteria — because being unsexy isn’t really about being ugly (#100, Tom Brady, certainly is a pretty boy, but his treatment of baby momma, Bridget Moynahan, is what makes him fugs!), or necessarily 3D (The Family Guy‘s Quagmire is listed for making rape jokes). But we thought they missed a few… Keep reading »

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