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Boaty McBoatface” Is Not Going To Be Named “Boaty McBoatface” Because Democracy Is A Lie

In what is one of the least depressing failures of democracy, it was recently decided that despite the desires of voters the ship “Boaty McBoatface” will instead be named after David Attenborough. More »


Watch Sir David Attenborough Narrate The Intro To Adele’s “Hello”

“Will Adele be cross with me?” he asks. No, you adorable British gnome, she will not. More »


Digital Time Capsule With Superstar Sperm Is Being Sent To Space

Space, the final frontier, is getting a new voyager and some sperm that’s outta this world! Richard Garriott, the video game visionary behind Tabula Rasa, is going to be the sixth private citizen to be sent to outer space. How’d he get so lucky? Well, he’s started a program to collect, create, and carry digital… More »


Sweet Release: What’s In And Out The Week Of August 5th 2008

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Carla Bruni Comme Si de Rien N’Etait
Former model and current outspoken first lady of France Carla Bruni has released a record so sweet and simply sexy that you know she’s exactly the kind of classy slut she says she is. While you might not be able to pronounce the album title, you… More »