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Beyonce Named Highest-Earning Black Artist Of All Time & Celebs Respond To Donald Sterling Ban On Twitter

  • Who run the world? Beyonce is now the highest-earning Black artist of all time. [MTV UK]
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  • Enough about George Clooney, how did he manage to snag the brilliant, beautiful babe that is Amal Alamuddin? [NYMag.com]
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Andy Milonakis And David Arquette Play With Beef For “Makeshift Gourmet”

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I like to think of myself as a very refined person with very refined tastes. Sure, I watch reruns of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” on the treadmill, and you may find the errant Rihanna hit on my iPod. I also enjoy a Mike’s Hard Lemonade from time to time, and have a hard time cutting an apple. But besides all that stuff, I am an intellectual, a sophisticate, an epicurean, and a scholar. Yep. All of those. Which is exactly why I am so disgustingly ashamed by how much I enjoy the comedic stylings (if you could call it that) of Andy Milonakis, the former star of MTV’s “The Andy Milonakis Show,” who is instantly recognizable due in part to a growth-hormone condition that renders him forever 12. Aside from being one third of hip-hop group ¡Three Loco! alongside RiFF RaFF and Dirt Nasty, Milonakis is the host of a new web series, a cooking show called “Makeshift Gourmet.” The first installment chronicles Andy as he puts a high-end spin on Hamburger Helper using “elevated ingredients,” and better still, the weirdness of it all is punctuated by the appearance of a giggly, sunglasses-clad David Arquette, who eats raw Wagyu beef before participating in a “beef slap.” God love ya, Andy. And David, too. [Huffington Post]

Courteney Cox And David Arquette Creating A Show About Their Relationship

Courteney Cox and David Arquette may have separated, but they sure seem to spend a lot of time together. Apparently, they are in the midst of creating a show together via their joint company, Coquette Productions. The show is called “10 Years” and is a sitcom that will explore “the ups and downs of relationships across a group of friends, spanning 10 years.” And two of the characters on the show will be loosely based on Courteney and David, who for the record were married for 11 years. Courteney would be a producer on the series while David could potentially star in it, too. Sure, this seems like a hard project for exes to do together—inevitably it will mean poking a bit of fun at each other, and being brutally honest about the negatives in their relationship—but I kind of like that these two would sign on for that undertaking together. What do you think? Would you watch this show? [TV Line] Keep reading »

Howard Stern Plays Therapist For Courteney Cox And David Arquette

Courteney Cox and David Arquette‘s relationship is confusing to us. It’s also apparently confusing to them—Courteney was not pleased when David hit on her during a platonic trip to Disneyland with their daughter. (Her response: “You don’t have the Fast Pass right now. Not to that ride!”) So the two did what any normal, conflicted pair would do—a joint session on Howard Stern‘s radio show yesterday. It of course quickly turned into a therapy session. Keep reading »

David Arquette Brings Little People To The “Scream 4″ Premiere

Apparently, best friend Courteney Cox was not available to be David Arquette‘s date to the premiere of “Scream 4.” So he brought two little people instead. But Arquette is never that linear, is he? Nope—after the red carpet, he ditched the dudes and the movie and caught the red-eye flight to New York. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Courteney Cox Is David Arquette’s Biggest Protector

“You can’t really get mad at David because he’s not a malicious person .. He was dealing with things the best way he could. And don’t get me wrong, he was on a show for entertainment. David is smart, and David is also a showman. He knew what he was doing. I don’t know what’s going to happen, but I don’t think he’ll be doing more Howard Stern any time soon. He’s not out to harm. But I’m his biggest protector. I can’t help it.”

Courteney Cox on David Arquette’s nervous breakdown in Harper’s Bazaar. Can we knight her or make her the next Dalai Lama or something? If I was in her shoes, I’m not sure I’d be able to speak so graciously about David or show such compassion after his stint on Howard Stern. I think I’d just be straight up pissed. I bow down to Courteney Cox. [Harper's Bazaar] Keep reading »

David Arquette ‘Fine’ After Head-On Car Crash

David Arquette has been involved in a head-on car crash in West Hollywood, and while TMZ reports that the actor was on the ground bleeding, Arquette’s publicist tells Celebuzz the actor is “fine and on his way to be treated.”

In photos posted on TMZ, Arquette is seen laying on the grass just feet away from the accident. Arquette reportedly swerved into oncoming traffic in his silver Cadillac to avoid hitting a car that stopped short, hitting a black SUV head-on. The passenger-side airbag in the other car is seen deployed, and Arquette’s hood is totally folded in. Read more… Keep reading »

David Arquette Is A Man On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown

David Arquette’s verbal diarrhea needs to stop already. As we’ve already surmised, he’s having a nervous breakdown and talking about it on the air again. While appearing on the “Howard Stern” show again on Wednesday, Howard asked him straight-up, “Are you having a nervous breakdown?” What he said next was way TMI. Keep reading »

David Arquette Dances On A Table

David Arquette spent the weekend crying more over his separation doing his best Paris Hilton impersonation at the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami. He posted this photo of himself dancing on a table, as well several others, on Twitter this weekend. Keep reading »

Jasmine Waltz Says David Arquette Didn’t Cry After Sex

“It was quick and painless, nothing exciting. If he did cry, he didn’t do it in front of me.”

Jasmine Waltz, who slept with David Arquette, responds to his claim that he cried after sex. David certainly sounds like a dud in the sack. Ouch. [NY Post] Keep reading »

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