Tag Archives: dating story

Be My Boyfriend: Finance Dude Who Tracks His Match.com Dates On A Spreadsheet

Be My Boyfriend: Meth Guy
He ate a bobcat while on meth, so what? Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Hair Guy
Evan is addicted to pulling hair out of shower drains. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Pizza Guy
This guy ate 362 slices of pizza. We want to eat him. Read More »

Some women may look at Dave, the finance dude who emailed his Match.com date a spreadsheet he keeps of all the women he’s been dating, with notes, and think, Ugh. What a pig!

But me? I see a man with an attention to detail. Details like “looks really pretty” and “mixed bag of pictures but great bod.” Keep reading »

Girl Talk: Why Dating Is Like “Goldilocks & The Three Bears”

Dating Don'ts: "Girls"
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Five dating don'ts from the "Girls" premiere. Read More »
Things "Girls" Got Right
13 things from the "Girls" premiere that seemed universally accurate. Read More »

I’ve been trying on men lately like Goldilocks testing out chairs and porridge, vacillating between one extreme and the other — scalding hot and limply cold, too soft and too damn hard.

Sunday night’s premiere episode of HBO’s new comedy “Girls” drove home this idea of extremes when it comes to self-selecting men: the difficulty of finding one that is just right and why we continue to dwell on the very, very wrong ones.

Judging from my social media streams and a litany of text messages from friends, most of us watching “Girls” were struck by the dilemma of dating the asshole versus dating the nice guy and how neither is a viable option. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: He’s Not The Problem — It’s Your Unreasonable Expectations

Dating Victim
I am not a dating victim -- and neither are you. Read More »
Guys To Date
Here are 18 guys you should give a shot in 2012. Read More »

You think he’s an idiot. He thinks you’re a nut case. You insist he doesn’t understand you. He insists you’re a nut case. You get angry and maybe even cry. He shrugs his shoulders, assumes it’s a personal problem that has nothing to do with him, and chalks all it up to you being an overly emotional irrational nut case.

Sound painfully familiar? Keep reading »

An Open Letter To The Guy Who Called Me “Crazy”

Dating Red Flags
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These red flags should send you running. Read More »
Do Not Date These Guys
12 guys you shouldn't date this year. Read More »
Dating A Douche?
Thirteen signs that you're dating a douche. Read More »
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Dear Guy Who Seemed Cool On Our First Date But Freaked When I Said I Wanted To Take Sexual Stuff Slowly And Sent Me A Barrage Of Douchey Text Messages Which Culminated In Pronouncing Me “Crazy”,

I feel as if we have gotten off on the wrong foot.  Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I’m Glad My Boyfriend Is Divorced

Awkward Guys Rule
Here are some reasons to love awkward dudes. Read More »
Guys To Date
Here are 18 guys you should give a shot in 2012. Read More »
Men We Need
The 10 kinds of men every woman needs in her life. Read More »

Some women shy away from divorced guys, but I’m grateful my new boyfriend is divorced—or at least, on the way there (he is at the end of the process, in the final stages of paperwork). This is not a situation where someone says they’re getting divorced but is really just having an affair. They’ve been living apart for two years, and I would barely know he’s divorced except that it came up on our first date, one that neither of us knew was a date until the end. “Never get married,” he told me half-jokingly as he described the saga of the paperwork, and I smiled, because I have no plans to. When we started dating more seriously, I realized pretty quickly that I had nothing to feel threatened about, and that in fact, I was reaping the benefits of his divorce. Keep reading »

How To Divvy Up Stuff After A Breakup

Ugly Breakups
When breakups get ugly. Read More »
Terrible Breakups
Bad breakups to be thankful for Read More »
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One is the loneliest number, worse than two …

Well, unless he was an asshat. In which case being a Party of One is just fine, thank you. Of course, before you can move onwards and upwards, you have to get your stuff back — whether it’s just a few pairs of dirty panties in his laundry basket or the contents of an entire “girlfriend drawer.” He’s not going to haggle over your cotton thongs (unless he’s a creep, instead of an asshat). But what about the stuff you accumulated together during the relationship?  

Here’s how to make sense of who owns what following a breakup, after the jump … Keep reading »

Would You Sext A Stranger To Earn $5?

How To Sext
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Seven tips for sexting someone you barely know. Read More »
9 Dudes Sexting
Nine famous dudes who were caught sexting their sweeties. Read More »
Sexting Etiquette
Be polite while you're writing those dirty messages! Read More »
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Ladies, would you do homework, give fashion advice or “put 15 tootsie roll pops in your mouth singing the alphabet backwards in a bikini”? If your answer is yes to any of these questions, there is a special place for you online! GirlfriendHire.com, a new website that pairs dudes with girls willing to do anything (not explicitly sexual in nature) for only $5, should be your new homepage. Wondering what other services you can offer or receive from such a site? Keep reading »

The Dangers Of Dating Someone You Feel “Meh” About

Be A Better Dater
Why having a plan is so, so important. Read More »
Dating Red Flags
guys
These red flags should send you running. Read More »
Dating Victim
I am not a dating victim -- and neither are you. Read More »

You know when your friend gets a boyfriend, and for whatever reason, you know it’s not a good idea and that it’s not going to work out? And you say “I dunno, I feel like it’s not a good idea, and that it’s not going to work out…” But your friend is stubborn, so obviously they go on dating the person anyway, despite all the signs that they shouldn’t, and then they have a fraught and complicated relationship that doesn’t even last that long, and after the inevitable break-up, you, the loyal friend, are forced to deal with sometimes years of emotional aftermath?

…reading this week’s Modern Love column in The New York Times was sort of like that. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: He Was The Prom Queen

My Prom Date
This writer ended up going to prom with her former bully. Read More »
I Slept With My Gay BF
You know you want to know the hows and whys. Read More »
9 Signs He's Gay
Are you always making the first move? Maybe he's gay. Read More »

When I received a Facebook request from a statuesque woman named “Carol Lee,” I knew the face but not the name. Mentally, I scanned my Midwest childhood, former life as a musical theater dancer, and transition into grad school. I have always loved colorful people, and she did look familiar.

“Do you remember me?” Carol Lee wrote in the message that followed.

I didn’t, until I read the next line. “I took you to prom in 1993.”

My curser blinked along with my cognitive dissonance. Carol Lee was a dead ringer for my high school friend Matt because she was Matt! Keep reading »

Eva Longoria Will Find Your Next Boyfriend

Eva And Tony Split
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are dunzo. Read More »
Bad Karma
Patti Stanger says Eva Longoria's divorce is bad karma. Read More »
Divorce Drama
Tony Parker's sobbing mom divebombed Eva's book signing. Read More »
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How does Eva Longoria get over the breakup blues? By setting other people up on national television! The “Desperate Housewives” star is developing a primetime dating show for NBC where contestants will be matched by well-known matchmakers like Steve Ward (from VH1′s “Tough Love”) and set up on dates. I would love this show to be a fusion of the drama in “The Bachelor” with classically funny and raunchy dating shows like “Blind Date and “Elimidate.” I am sure a host like Longoria will have no problem bringing the sex appeal. And who knows — maybe she might even be funny. The working title is “All About Love” and sources say it is set to begin filming in April. Hey Eva, if there is a shortage of dating contestants, I would love it if you could set me up with a hottie! [Fox News