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Nerd Girl Porn: The Wacky Fashion of Johnny Depp

Before any of you freak out, please know we have a deep and unabiding love for Mr. Johnny Depp. He’s amazing. He’s friggin’ adorable. And he will always be our number 1 (or 3) crush ever since he starred in the original “21 Jump Street.” But the man is clearly uncomfortable with being People’s Sexiest Man Alive because he mostly dresses like a country hobo just down to the city for a spoon jamboree. This has not in any way lessened our affections for him — nothing really could, not even the horrible “Rum Diaries.” — but take a gander at his sartorial history and tell me he’s not totally effing with us.

Well Played: Bella Heathcote At The “Dark Shadows” Premiere

Well Played: Leelee
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Taylor Schilling at the premiere of "The Lucky One." Read More »
Well Played: Krysten
Krysten Ritter at the premiere of "Life Happens." Read More »
Well Played: Coco
A deviation from Coco's usual boob-baring extremes. Read More »

We’ve never really heard of Bella Heathcote before, but we do know she’s in the new “Dark Shadows” remake starring opposite Johnny Depp, who will no doubt be channeling some version of Keith Richards. We also know she’s got pretty major bangs, and has yet to offend us sartorially, having picked a very lovely cream frilly thing to wear to the film’s Los Angeles premiere. Good show, Ms. Heathcote, good show!

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