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Abby Lee Miller Makes A Truly Terrifying Black Swan

In Touch did an absolutely terrifying photo spread of the cast of “Dance Moms’” featuring Abby Lee Miller as the black swan. Abby is way, way scarier than Natalie Portman, by the way. The images perfectly convey the dysfunctional nature of the show, which makes me feel so many mixed emotions when I watch: confusion, amusement, outrage … but mostly fear. [In Touch]


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“Dance Moms” Is The New “Toddlers And Tiaras”

My roommate tipped me off to the new Lifetime reality series, “Dance Moms,” featuring emotionally abusive dance dictator, Abby Lee, a bunch of overzealous stage moms, and some young dancers whom I predict will spend many of their adult years in therapy. Now that Eden Wood has retired and Mackenzie appearances are over for the season, I’m over “Toddlers and Tiaras.” I need a new show to fulfill my quota of watching the many ways in which parents can screw up their children. Ya know, in case I ever decide to reproduce and need a tutorial on what not to do. “Dance Moms” oughtta do the trick. I’ve watched two cringe-worthy episodes so far and I suggest you do the same. Deliciously awful. [My Lifetime] Keep reading »

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