So, I was going to give you the daily Gosselin update, but I simply couldn’t bring myself to write about their dysfunction one more time this week (click here to read all about how daddy douche couldn’t even get his twins’ names spelled right on their birthday cake yesterday). Then I decided how about…
And looks pretty fucking hot too.
And he’ll probably get half her fortune too.
Because you know divorce rumors can’t be true when the couple is still using their royal pet names!