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This Baby Letting Her Crying Twin Brother Suck Her Thumb Is All Of Us Casually Pacifying The Men In Our Lives

Twins are amazing and kind of creepy in an awesome, downright mythic way, probably because of their intense psychic connection that results in videos like this. YouTuber “Twin Mom” posted a video of her six-week-old twins chilling while she was in the other room for a second, and when one of the unnamed babes started… More »


Hilarious 4th Grader Refuses To Answer Math Question Because Of “Girl Code”

Invoking feminism to get out of a math problem? Ironic, sure. Genius, yep. Comedy gold, hell yes.

In response to a math homework question about a group of high schoolers going on dates with each other and then switching partners, little Maddy Douglas wrote:
“I can’t answer this problem because my mom says acoording [sic] to girl code you… More »


This Comedian Might Be A 10-Year-Old Girl, But She’s Already Slinging Jokes Like A Pro

Saffron Herndon (some people call her Saffy) is only 10 years old, but don’t let that fool you. She’s been performing stand-up comedy for over two years now and has been featured in festivals throughout the country, according to her website. The fact that she has a website puts her ahead of most aspiring comedians two years into… More »


Channing Tatum Acts Out Imaginary Scenes From “Magic Mike” — Written By Kids

“Magic Mike” (and its sequel “Magic Mike XXL”) is decidedly a movie for horny adults and not children, but the title is a little misleading. So, what happens if you ask a bunch of kids to write scenes for the movie based on the title alone? A lot of pumping, weirdly. But not the dirty kind. Watch above! More »


5-Year-Old Bruce Lee Fan Knows His Way Around Some Nunchucks

Attention ENEMIES: Have you met my pal, Ryuji Imai? He’s five years old, lives in Japan, and has the reincarnated soul of Bruce Lee living inside him. Mess with me and I’ll send him over to scare the pants off of you. You’ve been warned. [Gawker] … More »


Watch These 3 Pre-Teen Sisters Slay Metallica’s “Enter Sandman”

Want proof that sisters Daniela, 14, Paulina, 12, and Alejandra, 9, are more metal than you? Just watch their Monterrey, Mexico-based band, The Warning, shred their way through Metallica’s “Enter Sandman.” James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett and Lars Ulrich would totally headbang in approval. [Daily Dot] … More »


2-Year-Old Indian Girl Breaks Archery Record, Is Our New Matriarch

Meet Dolly Shivani Cherukuri, 2, the latest person to break India’s archery record. Yes, that’s right, AGE TWO. At age two I think most of us were sucking our thumbs and still rolling around drooling, no? Not this queen, who has the face of a thousand daggers — the better to fight men with I… More »


4-Year-Old Girl Sneaks Out At 3 A.M. To Get A Slushie

Talk about a girl on a mission. Early Saturday morning, four-year old Annabelle decided to sneak out of her Philadelphia-area house in hot pursuit of a goddamn slushie. She decided to board a bus at 3 a.m. in order to do so, adorned in her little purple parka — perfect slushie hunting gear IMO. Luckily… More »


Watch Some Babies ROCK THE F**K OUT To Metal

Today in FUCK YEAH, PARENTING: Here are some babies who are getting really, really, really into metal. That blond kid is in a carseat and I am not ashamed to admit that I am slightly intimidated by him. He seems super, super intense. When he grows up, you know he’s the kind of kid who’s… More »


This Little Girl’s Ode To Pooping Is The Only “Let It Go” Parody You Need To Watch

If you had asked me a few seconds ago, “Amelia, would you be interested in hearing yet another ‘Let It Go’ parody?” I would have given you a death glare and reconsidered our friendship. Luckily, I did watch yet another “Let It Go” parody and it was this one, the earworm-y song brilliantly reimagined by… More »


Adorable 2-Year-Old British Child Takes The #ALSIceBucketChallenge, Curses Like The World’s Tiniest Sailor

I realize I’m probably in the minority here, and may even reconsider my position when I’m a parent myself, but I find toddlers cursing to be one of life’s most hilarious things. I loveeeeee a kid who knows how to drop an F-bomb. I also squee extra loud for kids who have thick accents, which… More »


Apparently The Gregory Brothers Auto-Tuned The Apparently Kid

Remember the Gregory Brothers, those dudes who auto-tuned the shit out of the internet’s most unexpectedly famous characters, like Antoine Dodson and Sweet Brown? Of course you do, because that shit was inescapable for months! Anyway, the Gregory Brothers have found a reason to resurrect the auto-tune craze in that little redheaded wonder known best… More »


9 Subtle, Low-Key Cute Things Boys Can Do That Women Can’t Get Enough Of

Last week, Elite Daily’s Dan Scotti made a super-duper list of cute, low-key things girls can do that men can’t get enough of. Elite Daily touts itself as “the voice of Generation Y,” and obviously speaks for people like me (it notably doesn’t include refraining from ending sentences with prepositions). Since I’m awesome at making… More »


It’s Time To Cry: Mom Fighting Cancer Helps Her Son Meet His Hero, Ringo Starr

Mom Cali Tobias has been diagnosed with breast cancer four times, and is now facing ovarian cancer. She told ABC News, “I need to make sure I have as many fun memories with my kids as I can while I’m still here.” To do that, she arranged for her son King, a Beatles superfan, to meet Ringo… More »


It’s Time To Cry: This 7-Year-Old Raised $54,000 For His Best Friend’s Surgery

Brayden Grozdanic, a seven-year-old little boy from Vancouver, Canada, has cerebral palsy. He struggles to walk with the help of braces and faces painful physiotherapy every day. In Canada, Brayden can undergo surgery that would allow him to walk without the braces, but a much less invasive procedure is offered in New Jersey for the… More »


Cute Kids Pay Tribute To “Orphan Black” With A Mini Clone Dancy Party

Hands down, the best scene in the “Orphan Black” season finale was the clone dance party, in which sestras Sarah, Allison, Cosima and Helena celebrated being in the same room together for the first time by shaking their asses. Their wildly different dance moves perfectly illustrated that while they may be identical, these clones are… More »


I Cannot — Cannot! — Stop Laughing At This Kid Going Buck Wild At A Florida Marlins Game

I can’t tell if this kid is going apeshit because something awesome happened during the game or if he’s just super stoked to be on TV. Regardless, something tells me his parents have their hands full with this one! [Huffington Post] … More »


4-Year-Old Foils Babysitter’s Plan To Blame Staged Home Invasion/Robbery On Black Men

Kids say the darndest things — including the truth when you least expect it. Four year-old Abby Dean from Washington, Wisconsin, was chillin’ at home with her 17-year-old babysitter, when two men broke in the house and stole the family’s iPod, Xbox and Wii consoles. When the police arrived, the babysitter told officers that two… More »


That Story About A Little Girl Being Kicked Out Of A KFC Because Of Her Facial Scars Was Apparently A Big Ol’ Hoax

Last week, you probably heard the story of a little girl who was kicked out of a KFC because, staff allegedly told her grandmother that her facial scars were “scaring people.” Three-year-old Victoria Wilcher has scars on her face leftover from a pitbull attack (shudder) and her family has been raising funds for surgery through… More »


Child Draws All Over Dad’s Passport On Business Trip, Strands Them Both In South Korea

When I was just a young, crayon-happy little blondie, my mother thought it was the cutest thing when I drew on anything— even more so when I signed my work with a backwards ‘K’ and upside-down ‘E’. The less legible it was, the more precious. Unfortunately, one Chinese businessman will no longer experience that joy when… More »


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