Tag Archives: cute animals

Asshole Monkey Steals Lollipop From A Puppy

Drunk Monkeys
These monkeys are alcoholics. Watch »
Dog & Cat Love
This dog and cat have something weird going on. Watch »
Lollipop Crimes
How dare that monkey!

I hate it when I’m sitting on the grass, trying to enjoy a lollipop and a monkey comes along and steals it. Even worse is when the monkey steals my lollipop and then hits me in the face with it. That’s so fucked up! Well, at least this puppy is getting a lesson in sharing at a young age. But regardless, that monkey is a complete asshole. It must be stopped. [Dlisted]

Service Dog Named Hero Dons A Cap And Gown For Graduation

Pup With Prosthetic Paws
Nak'io lost his four feet to frostbite, but now has prosthetic paws. Read More »
I Love My Dog
Amelia is terrified of losing her dog, Lucca. Read More »
Dogs in Pantyhose
Man, dogs look weird in pantyhose. Read More »
Ask A Single Dog Owner
Amelia answers questions about being single and taking care of a dog. Read More »

A young lady named Bridget Evans graduated from the graduate program at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign this week — and right by her side, wearing a matching blue cap and gown, was her service dog named Hero. “We can read each other’s minds,” Evans told “The Today Show.” “We’re so attuned to each other. He’s my best friend, roommate, classmate, and like my sibling. I’m so grateful that I got to celebrate my day with Hero by my side and my family in the audience.” Evans’ six-year-old chocolate Lab accompanies his mistress everywhere to help her cope with spina bifida, a spine-related birth defect which has required 37 surgeries. He’s pulled her wheelchair up ramps, picked up dropped pens and turned off lights. The 24-year-old said that since Hero attended every single one of her classes, “He deserved a cap and gown as much as I did.” Damn straight! Congratulations to Bridget Evans and her Hero! [NBC News Tumblr] [Photo via Bridget Evans]

Illinois Man Charged With Sexually Abusing A Peacock

Elf Sex?
This woman says it's real. Read More »
Snowman Sex
He tried to have sex with a snowman and got frostbite of the penis. Read More »
Sex Offender Registries
sex offender
There are some good reasons why these should be abolished. Read More »

On April 28, David Beckmann, 64, of Roselle, Illinois was booked on a host of horrifying charges, including battery and attempted indecent solicitation of a child. But his most bizarre crime? Sexually assaulting a peacock. Before we get into the particulars, can I just start out by saying what everyone is probably thinking: how in the fuck do you sexually abuse a peacock? The bird, named Phyl, was seen alive by neighbors the night before its body was discovered while police were investigating another crime. The exact nature of the sexual abuse has not been revealed by police, as it also allegedly involved the indecent solicitation of a child estimated to be between the ages of 13 and 17. In any case, we now have something new to have nightmares about. [Daily Herald]

7 Animal Mommies And Babies!

Insane Mom Advice
They mean well, but sometimes our mothers have the worst advice. Read More »
Mother's Day 2013
Why hello, Mother. Read More »
Mom Secrets (GIFs)
There are some things we'd rather die than tell our mothers... Read More »
Love
baby panda and mom
Animal Moms & Babies!

Is there anything sweeter than animal moms snuggling their babies? Even if you and your mom don’t have the most Hallmark of relationships, your heart melts into a big mushy puddle when you see a mommy dog/goat/wildebeest/whatever giving her newborn babe a bath with her tongue. Yeah, her own tongue. The animal kingdom is intense.

In honor of Mother’s Day, here are our favorite videos of animal moms and babies — obviously baby panda and her mommy are first. Very important disclaimer: we have no liability if your ovaries explode! I might be figuring out how I can get pregnant with a baby koala … Keep reading »

Your Daily Squee: Adorable Baby Gorilla Eats Broccoli Adorably

Baby Rhino In The Mud
A baby rhino learns how to roll in the mud with her mama. Read More »
Baby Goats Jumping
These week-old baby goats are learning important jumping skills. Read More »
baby gorilla
Munch, Munch, Munch

Meet Nayembi, a baby gorilla at Chicago’s Lincoln Park Zoo. Like other mammals, she needed a steady diet of milk at first, but has now moved on to hard foods, like this nice crunchy piece of broccoli. Zoo babies — they grow up so fast! [YouTube]

Bella Thorne’s Dog Is Dressed Better Than Her

Celebs & Dog Poop
Anne Hathaway and 11 other celebs picking up dog poop. Read More »
Dogs in Pantyhose
Man, dogs look weird in pantyhose. Read More »
bella thorne and dog

Bella Thorne is still technically a child, so I will refrain from saying snarky things about the oversized bow in her hair or the housecoat-like sweater she’s wearing. Instead, I’ll just say that her dog looks amazing in his pup-propriate Hawaiian shirt. Somebody give that dog a bone, will you? [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Chicago Airport Hires Herd Of Goats To Mow The Lawn

Goat Thief
Letter to whoever stole a goat from a petting zoo and took it to the bar. Read More »
Lambs In Sweaters
Oh. My. God. Read More »
Goat Pushes Goat
A goat pushes another goat in a wagon. Watch »

Following in the steps of Paris’ lawn-mowing sheep, Chicago O’Hare recently announced a two-year plan to hire a herd of goats to keep grass trimmed on airport grounds. The adorable (and eco-friendly!) goat grounds crew will be able to access areas that are hard for landscaping machinery to get to, and happily chow down on invasive plants and weeds. Other airports have successfully used goats and sheep to maintain their green spaces, and O’Hare spokesperson Karen Pride says the new goat employees align with Chicago’s greater goal to be the most sustainable airport in the country. The bad news? Passengers probably won’t get to admire the goats. “It might be possible upon approach or take off to see the goats, but unlikely,” says Pride. Well, I think it’s still worth a trip to Chicago to find out for sure. [NBC]

Finally, A Store For All Your Guinea Pig Fashion Needs

The Bay Of (Guinea) Pigs
A story of marital strife and two dozen guinea pigs. Read More »
Dogs In Pantyhose
A cat would never stand for this. Read More »

Have you been having trouble finding a good selection of clothing, hats, and hair extensions for your pet guinea pig? Fret no more, my friends: an online store called, fittingly, Guinea Pig Fashion has got you covered. The Japanese retailer carries a huge variety of cavy [That's another name for the guinea pig, FYI. -- Amelia] clothing and accessories, from basic tank tops to traditional kimonos to elaborate wedding dresses. Most items are less than $20, so you can afford to get your furry friend a whole new wardrobe! [Buzzfeed]

Dog With Four Prosthetic Paws Is Happy, So What Are You Complaining About?

Pup Naki’o lost all four of his feet to frostbite when his owners abandoned him in a foreclosed house (monsters). A kind vet fit him with prosthetic limbs and he was adopted, and now he lives happily in Colorado Springs. So if you’re having a rough day today, just think about Naki’o — if he can get through it, so can you. [i09]

Sick Doggie
This man helps his sick dog sleep better with nightly swims. Read More »
Shoes For Dogs
Jeremy Scott's made your pooch a pair of stuffed animal sneakers. Read More »

Sushi Cats Are The Unhappiest Cats

"Mum, why am I sushi?"

While we humans might delight in dressing up our cat friends as adorable little pieces of sushi, don’t think for one second they’re enjoying this. Because they are not. [Laughing Squid]

Sloth Smothers Cat
sloth cat
A handsy sloth gets all up in this poor kitty's business. Read More »
Weird Cat Breeds
14 kinds of cat breeds you maybe didn't know existed. Read More »
Cat Licker
She eats cat hair! Read More »