Tag Archives: cute animals

Just A Guy In Some Party Hats With His Poodles

Wait, Panda Dogs?!
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Oh hello, it seems you’ve caught me and my two gals having ourselves a little festivity, in honor of it being the summer solstice. We love putting on our party hats and celebrating the changing seasons. Who wouldn’t? Nature’s bounty is before us, as are my fabulous poodles. [AnimalsHavingParties]

Happy Puppy Easter!

Rabbit Fever
We're really looking forward to the documentary "Rabbit Fever." Watch »

Why do they even bother with bunnies on Easter? Unless, English Angora rabbits were the official Easter bunnies, then I would understand. But they’re not. Regular rabbits are, which aren’t nearly as fluffy in the face. I’m not a “squee-er.” In fact, I hate that word, but you can’t deny puppies with bunny ears. You just can’t.  Actually, this is more than just an Easter video. Watch it year-round if you’re pissed about anything. Oh, and have a very Happy Puppy Easter! [You Tube]

No Sex For Edinburgh Zoo Pandas, Despite Some Romantic “Wrestling,”

Panda Porn
Panda porn helps get these bears in the mood for love. Read More »
#Pandagate
holiday gift guide jessica
The BBC Women Of The Year list included a panda. Read More »
Pandas As Pets
baby panda photo
Yanni, of all people, owns one as a pet. Read More »

In yet another blow to their species (and their dignity), two pandas at the Edinburgh Zoo  refused to “do sex” this week and gift the world with a baby panda. Female panda bears only ovulate once a year, so the pressure was on for Sweetie and Sunshine, who had a 36 hour window to get it in. Zookeepers respectfully turned off the zoo’s public “pandacam” to give the bears some privacy and opened the zoo’s “love tunnel” between their separate enclosures to encourage romance. Things seemed promising when that filthy little minx Sweetie “called out incessantly” to her lover, as us ladies are wont to do, and pressed her nose and paws up against a grate. (There’s video here and it’s safe for work, but rather indignifying.) Keep reading »

Bone-Pugs-N-Harmony Sings “First Of Tha Month”

Baby Vs. French Bulldog
Our ovaries are confused. Read More »
"Ima Read" Feat. Dogs
This song needed a doggie remix. Watch »
Dog Shuts Up Baby
This dog tells an annoying baby to shut up. Watch »

It’s possible that nobody was smart enough to come up with an all-pug parody of Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony’s 1995 hit “First of Tha Month,” until now. But I prefer to think that the world just simply wasn’t ready for this much genius back then, and so we had to wait until we really deserved it. [Vimeo]

Lil’ Kitten Can’t Handle The Vacuum Cleaner

Drunk Kittens on the Prowl
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Kitten Magic
When a kitten and a tigrillo hang out together. Read More »

My cats are large, sluggish monsters. But despite their obvious girth and weight, they are absolutely terrified of the vacuum cleaner. They run and hide under the bed anytime it’s turned on. I find that hilarious, especially because my mom likes to tell me how she used to treat our old, skinny cat to vacuum baths. Clearly, this kitten is not having it either. The look of sheer, adorable terror on this cat’s face kind of says it all. [The Stir]

Dog With A Monocle Is The Best April Fool’s Day Prank

Open Letter
Dear Man Who Wears A Monocle... Read More »

Hipster specs company Warby Parker pranked the internet on April Fool’s Day by introducing their “new” subdivision Warby Barker, which makes eyewear for dogs. I so wish pugs with monocles would become a real thing. [Warby Parker]

Dog Saves Girl From Sex Offender Attack

On National Puppy Day it seems all too appropriate that one Florida shelter dog is being lauded for her heroic efforts as woman’s best friend.

When a 17-year-old girl left St. Petersburg’s Friends of Strays animal shelter to walk a dog, she never imagined her volunteer work would lead her to be the one in need. But as Fox News reported, when she walked on a path behind the building with Mabeline, a Rhodesian Ridgeback mix, that’s exactly what happened.

According to local television station WTSP, registered sexual predator Michael Bacon chased the girl, grabbing her hair and pinning her to the ground. The 38-pound dog began barking, scaring the attacker off enough that the volunteer was able to flee, People reported. Read more…

Meet Cody, The Dog With The World’s Most Awkward Howl

The main thing I measure an animal’s cuteness by is its fluff factor. The less you can see of its face, the better. Cody has a great fluff-to-face ratio, which makes him appealing to me. But he has other things going for him, namely his howl. How in God’s name does he make that noise? He sounds like a grown man going bungee jumping. He just sounds absolutely terrified. Which leads me to my secondary measure of animal cuteness: how awkward it is. I feel an intense connection with any animal that’s just a little bit odd. Duh, because I am a little bit odd. Cody, you shall be mine. [Buzzfeed]

Some Softcore Bunny-On-Bunny Action

RIP Til
earless bunny photo
Some bastard stepped on and squished this baby rabbit! Read More »
Rabbit Fever
We're really looking forward to the documentary "Rabbit Fever." Watch »
A Cat Fashion Show
Clothing for kitties: It's the cat's meow. Read More »

After last week’s spate of disastrous bunny stories, it’s nice to see that bunny love, in all its pervy licking glory, can still set things right. [YouTube]

Baby Elephant Has A Grand Ol’ Time At The Beach

Well, it’s official: I need a baby elephant, specifically one that likes frolicking in the ocean and face-planting in the sand. What’s he doing, anyway? Digging for sand crabs? What a coincidence — that’s my third favorite beach activity after tanning and swimming. We would be such good friends. [Buzzfeed]