I don’t know if you know this, but I can testify to the fact that being short has perks aplenty. I have a boast-worthy ability to slither through small spaces when the situation calls for it. I can date anyone provided they exceed my own five feet. I sometimes manage to get away with buying…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.