Cupcakes! Who doesn’t love cupcakes? Makes me think of Sex and the City ... birthday parties ... sugary frosting ... abortion.

Wait ... wha?! Unless this is a big joke and I am just very gullible, Cupcakes For Life is a website that’s celebrating National Pro-Life Cupcakes Day today by staging a birthday party for the unborn babies of abortion. Cupcakes For Life suggests you bring a tray of cupcakes in for a group of people who, naturally, will ask, “Cupcakes! Whose birthday is it?” Then you, the cupcake baker, are supposed to say, “It’s no one’s birthday. These cupcakes represent the 50,000,000 children who weren’t allowed to be born, who never had a birthday.” The helpful “cupcake ideas” page offers suggested frosting slogans, like “Thou shalt not murder” and “abortion kills.” 

And I thought those Magnolia cupcakes that the ladies of “Sex and the City” love were expensive? In their book of holiday gift ideas, Neiman Marcus is offering these snazzy cupcake cars. Each car is shaped like a frothy, delicious cupcake, has a 24-volt electric motor and can go seven miles per hour. And each comes with a matching hat! At only $25,000 per car, how can you afford not to get one? [BuzzFeed]

For those of you lucky enough to have tasted the delicious goodness of a Crumbs cupcake then get ready for some good news. This Debbie Meyer CupcakeGenius has a silicone stopper frame that allows you to fill the middle of desserts with frosting, fruit or anything else you see fit to put inside. Mmmm, late-night cupcake binges just got tastier. [$20, Debbie Meyer CupCakeGenius]

Cupcakes and brains. Two great tastes that go great together! Just make sure that the zombies don’t get to them first. These tasty cranium delights are made of “red velvet raspberry cake with French vanilla cream cheese frosting and a chocolate brain” and were created by Pamela Frantz using these Bite Size Brains Candy Molds. We love. [Boing Boing]

Get excited! One of our favorite bakeries in NYC, Babycakes, is coming out with a cookbook! As of May 5th, cupcake lovers everywhere will be able to enjoy Erin McKenna’s delicious recipes. In the meantime, watch this adorable promotional video. It’ll drown out the sound of your growling stomach.

David Beckham recently bought Victoria a vineyard in California’s Napa Valley. Apparently the two developed a passion for wine while they were in Spain (which also happens to be when Becks developed a passion for the nanny). But don’t think you’ll be able to go to the liquor store and pick up a bottle of Chateau Posh—it will be consumed by themselves and friends only. Check out some other extravagant celeb gifts after the jump. [MarieClaire.co.uk]