Tag Archives: cunnilingus

Lady Fish Love The Mustache

Kelli BenderJune 30, 2010 //

Apparently, we aren’t the only species that has a bizarre fascination with the furry friend of the upper lip. It seems that female Mexican molly fish prefer a mate with a mustache. Only some male members of the swimmers sport the whiskers, and a recent study done by German biologist Ingo Schlupp shows that these guys are getting lucky. Schlupp paired up lady mollies with males sporting various mustache lengths, including males sans facial hair, to see how long the ladies stayed interested in their suitor. The study also placed tanks full of females in front of a television showcasing male fish with different amounts of fuzz. Both experiments showed that female mollies were looking for a man with a mustache. But why? Keep reading »

Quotable: Justin Long Is Proud To Be Orally Inclined

Amelia McDonell-ParryJune 8, 2010 //

“There were parts about certain … well, ACTS that men supposedly don’t like performing on women that I have very strong feelings against. I would very much argue the opposite.”

– Justin Long on Neil LaBute’s play “Filthy Talk for Troubled Times,” in which he played a sleazy misogynist who hates giving cunnilingus. Justin, apparently, does not! This is good news, as Long walked past my apartment building this weekend and I said to myself, Amelia, he is a celebrity you might have a shot with. Good to know the crush would be worth my time … in the sack. But something tells me Drew Barrymore isn’t letting him go anytime soon. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera’s “Woo Hoo” Is An Ode To Cunnilingus

Susannah BreslinMay 10, 2010 //

Have you heard Christina Aguilera‘s new song? It’s called “Woo Hoo” (“Woohoo”? “WooHoo”?), it features Nicki Minaj, and it is about cunnilingus. Have other songs been written about going down on a girl before? Beats me. This is surely a contender for the “Most Impassioned Song About Cunnilingus of the Year” award at the next Grammy Awards. Technically, the lyrics are non-explicit, but they are raunchy in the innuendo department. I wouldn’t, you know, crank it at top volume at work. Keep reading »

Concerned About Your Feminine Flavor?

Amelia McDonell-ParryAugust 5, 2009 //

Hooray! Another product on the market designed to make women feel insecure about their womanly scent and taste! Linger: The Internal Feminine Flavoring is exactly what it sounds like — a mixer for your own personal body cocktail. Ahem:

A small, naturally sweetened flavoring, free of artificial dyes, which was created to flavor the secretions of a woman when she is sexually aroused. Linger is shaped for comfort during insertion and use, and is formulated to dissolve slowly, so the effects last and last…

This fruity vaginal suppository takes 45 minutes to an hour to dissolve completely, but the flavor lasts and lasts! With all the crap out there that seems to suggest that women are uncomfortable with their natural smell and taste, I have never heard a man complain. That’s why I decided to ask a couple guy friends, “How would you feel if your girlfriend used Linger?” Their answers, after the jump… Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Which Actor Doesn’t Know How To Eat Out?

SimchaMay 21, 2009 //

“I play all the roles on set. In a film I made a long time ago, I even performed cunnilingus on an actress to show the actor how to do it.”

– Pedro Almodovar at the Cannes Film Festival. Clearly, he’s a method director.
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Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: The First Time He Went Down

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 7, 2009 //

I remember my first blow job as if it was yesterday. A stairwell, in a bar, with a guy named Dave Wolf, who, just in case you might forget his last name, had a wolf tattooed on his shoulder. I was a late bloomer, sorta, so my first beej came when I was 19. But certainly guys must have as potent memories of the first time they went down on a girl — where did it happen? What did they think? And from where did they divine that initial technique? It was the perfect Tuesday lunchtime question for the guys on my IM… Keep reading »

Here’s What She Wants You To Do Down South

Annika HarrisFebruary 6, 2009 //

If a woman knows how to suck a Popsicle, she’s halfway to being a fellatio expert. But what prepares a man for going down on a woman? Like most women, we’ve had the unfortunate experience of being with a guy who is willing to go down but has no idea what he’s doing when he gets there. Tell him? Well, we didn’t want to hurt his feelings. It’s hard to talk about sex when you’re in the middle of it. After the jump, women reveal what they really want. Keep reading »

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