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If You Need A Pussy Snorkel, You Might Be Doing Oral Sex Wrong

The product is designed to allow a “man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O.” Alright.  More »


On Sad Ass Dudes Who Publish Serious Op-Eds Against Cunnilingus

They’re real, and they’re even more ridiculous than you can imagine. More »


Millennial Dude Attempts To Explain Why He Does Not Lick Pussy

I am unimpressed with his explanation. More »


WWJDD: “I Don’t Like The Way Her Vagina Smells”

Well, this question sure is a nightmare! More »


WWJDD: “My New Girlfriend Loves Oral Sex But I’m Out Of Practice!”

Surely James Deen must have some pussy-licking tips, right? More »


Lights, Camera, ACTION: “Black Swan”

Welcome to the second installment of Lights, Camera, ACTION. Each month, Rachel Vorona Cote chooses an erotic scene from film or television and walks you through its quirks and kinks, particularly as they pertain to female lived experience. More »


WWJDD: “I Don’t Like Getting My Pussy Licked”

Maybe her husband is just bad at it? Is there anything he can do? The answer, James Deen says, has everything to do with mayonnaise. Read on… More »


10 Tips For Making Her Come, According To Real Women

Move. Like. Channing. Seriously! More »


Michael Douglas Is Very Sorry He Blamed Throat Cancer On Wife’s Vagina

Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom! More »


7 Men Reveal What They’re Really Thinking About While Going Down On You

As someone who’s not a big fan of receiving oral sex, when a man goes down on me I tend to think about all the other things I could or should be doing: Did I email my editor? Will I have time to do laundry after this? I wonder if Law & Order is a… More »


Even Brown Bears Like Oral Sex

Birds do it, bees do it … even brown bears in Croatia do it. The journal Zoo Biology in Croatia has observed brown bears performing oral sex on each other over a period of six years, witnessing it 28 times! But Live Science really buries the lead here: it’s not just that the bears were doing… More »


Funny Girl Sex Guide: What Women Want In Bed But Might Be Afraid To Ask For

These days, I may be the queen of TMI, but I wasn’t always so comfortable talking about sex, let alone asking for what I wanted in bed. In the last few years, I’ve been a lot more openminded and in the process learned which kinky activities get me off — but asking for them? Sometimes… More »


The Toy Box: Reviewing The LELO Ora Oral Sex Simulator

My first thought upon opening my new LELO Ora Oral Sex Simulator was “How the hell does this thing work?” My second thought was, “Who cares how it works? This is the prettiest sex toy I’ve ever seen.” It could honestly pass for something Kate Middleton would use, because it’s gold and fancy and doesn’t… More »


An Open Letter To Cunnilingus (About Why We’re Probably Never Going To Be Friends)

Dear Cunnilingus,

This is a difficult letter to write. But it has to be said. I’ve been struggling with my feelings about you for a long time now. I wasn’t sure how to express it all clearly and carefully, without hurting you. No one ever wants to hear that they’re not the cat’s… More »


That Time Jay Z Gave An Interview Next To 2 Women Engaging In Oral Sex (NSFW)

Once upon a time, in the year 1997, a 28-year-old rapper named Jay-Z (when he still had the hyphen) sat down for an interview with former 2 Live Crew member Luther Campbell in his adult film series, “Luke’s FreakShow.” Though the pair of hip-hop heavyweights were supposed to be discussing, you know, music, Jay was noticeably… More »


Anderson Cooper Shares TMI Tidbit About His Mom & Cunnilingus

The rich aren’t like you and I. They even have better oral sex! Why, Gloria Vanderbilt once had a lover who was the “Nijinsky of cunnilingus,” as she referred to him in her memoirs. Anderson Cooper recounted the story of awkwardly proofreading these memoirs during a roundtable discussion on CNN. His guests pointed out Coop… More »


Evan Rachel Wood Criticizes New Cut Of “Charlie Countrymen” For Removing Women’s Sexual Pleasure For MPAA Ratings

Here’s Evan Rachel Wood’s thoughts on Twitter about a sex scene depicting women’s sexual pleasure being cut from “Charlie Countryman” in order to please the MPAA and their notoriously prudish rating system:  “After seeing the new cut of #CharlieCountryman I would like 2 share my disappointment with the MPAA, who thought it was necessary to censor a… More »


Join Me In Forcing America’s Men To Watch This Key & Peele Skit About Oral Sex Tips (NSFW)

Quit sucking on that clitoris so hard.
Vaginas are like snowflakes. Ask your bitch what she wants, then do what she says.
Make the alphabet with your tongue …
… and when she grabs your hair like she’s going to pull it off, stick with that letter.
Vaginas deserve respect. More »


There’s No Point To Cunnilingus, But We Don’t Care

Biologists set out to discover the point, evolutionarily not orgasmically, of a man performing oral sex on a woman. Because to an evolutionary scientist, I guess everything must be connected to propagation of the species? I mean, as we all know, some of the best things in life have no purpose, like tanning on the beach. More »


Michael Douglas Says He Got Throat Cancer From Giving Head

“…without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus. … But yeah, it’s a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.”
— I swear, if this quote from Michael DouglasMore »


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