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Even Brown Bears Like Oral Sex

Birds do it, bees do it … even brown bears in Croatia do it. The journal Zoo Biology in Croatia has observed brown bears performing oral sex on each other over a period of six years, witnessing it 28 times! But Live Science really buries the lead here: it’s not just that the bears were doing the nasty, but it was two male bears doing it. Keep reading »

Funny Girl Sex Guide: What Women Want In Bed But Might Be Afraid To Ask For

Funny Girl Sex Guide: What Women Want In Bed But Might Be Afraid To Ask For
Tip: Show Some Goddamn Enthusiasm, Please!

These days, I may be the queen of TMI, but I wasn’t always so comfortable talking about sex, let alone asking for what I wanted in bed. In the last few years, I’ve been a lot more openminded and in the process learned which kinky activities get me off — but asking for them? Sometimes I still get tongue-tied. And I know I’m not alone. Lots of guys have told me they’d like for their female partners to give them a little more direction in bed, while I know some women who have confessed to being shy about giving it. So, how can guys encourage their female partners to be vocal about their desires in a way that’s not pressuring? Let’s start with a few basic, often wanted but not always requested, sexytime activities…

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The Toy Box: Reviewing The LELO Ora Oral Sex Simulator

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My first thought upon opening my new LELO Ora Oral Sex Simulator was “How the hell does this thing work?” My second thought was, “Who cares how it works? This is the prettiest sex toy I’ve ever seen.” It could honestly pass for something Kate Middleton would use, because it’s gold and fancy and doesn’t LOOK like a sex toy. It’s refined. The Queen would probably mistake it for, like, a new age baby monitor or something.

Anyway, I took the toy out of it’s box and inspected it for a bit. About five inches around, it looks like a lopsided disc with an off-center hole. On the inside is shiny silver brass (or something that feels like metal), and on the outside, a thin layer of silky smooth, royal blue silicone. One small area on the outer curve of the toy is flat, which allows the vibrator to rest upright if placed on that surface, AND is also where the magic happens. Fun fact: It’s also waterproof, but I have yet to try it in the tub. Keep reading »

An Open Letter To Cunnilingus (About Why We’re Probably Never Going To Be Friends)

An Open Letter To Cunnilingus (And Why We're Probably Never Going To Be Friends)
Ridic Sex Acts
7 Ridiculous Sex Acts I'd Like To Forget (But Will Share Instead)
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Dear Cunnilingus,

This is a difficult letter to write. But it has to be said. I’ve been struggling with my feelings about you for a long time now. I wasn’t sure how to express it all clearly and carefully, without hurting you. No one ever wants to hear that they’re not the cat’s pajamas. Believe me, I understand. Keep reading »

That Time Jay Z Gave An Interview Next To 2 Women Engaging In Oral Sex (NSFW)

That Time Jay Z Gave An Interview Next To 2 Women Engaging In Oral Sex (NSFW)

Once upon a time, in the year 1997, a 28-year-old rapper named Jay-Z (when he still had the hyphen) sat down for an interview with former 2 Live Crew member Luther Campbell in his adult film series, “Luke’s FreakShow.” Though the pair of hip-hop heavyweights were supposed to be discussing, you know, music, Jay was noticeably distracted by the two women going at it next to him on the couch. (Very NSFW clip is after the jump.) Why are they there? Why not? is the question. Because when you’re Luther Campbell, and you’re best known for songs like “Me So Horny” and “Face Down Ass Up,” this is just how you roll. But I wonder if Beyonce has seen this gem from her husband’s past? If so, I bet he spent a night on the couch when she found out. (Again, warning: SO NSFW.) [Consequence of Sound via Gawker] Keep reading »

Anderson Cooper Shares TMI Tidbit About His Mom & Cunnilingus

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Overshare Alert!

The rich aren’t like you and I. They even have better oral sex! Why, Gloria Vanderbilt once had a lover who was the “Nijinsky of cunnilingus,” as she referred to him in her memoirs. Anderson Cooper recounted the story of awkwardly proofreading these memoirs during a roundtable discussion on CNN. His guests pointed out Coop likely knows as little about cunnilingus as he does about modern dance. NSFW, so pop in your earbuds! [YouTube]

 

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