Posts tagged "cunnilingus"

Michael Douglas Is Very Sorry He Blamed Throat Cancer On Wife’s Vagina

Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 29, 2015

7 Men Reveal What They’re Really Thinking About While Going Down On You

As someone who’s not a big fan of receiving oral sex, when a man goes down on me I tend to think about all the other things I could or should be doing: Did I email my editor? Will I have time to do laundry after this? I wonder if Law & Order is a…

By: Amanda Chatel / June 5, 2015

Even Brown Bears Like Oral Sex

Birds do it, bees do it … even brown bears in Croatia do it. The journal Zoo Biology in Croatia has observed brown bears performing oral sex on each other over a period of six years, witnessing it 28 times! But Live Science really buries the lead here: it’s not just that the bears were doing…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 18, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: What Women Want In Bed But Might Be Afraid To Ask For

These days, I may be the queen of TMI, but I wasn’t always so comfortable talking about sex, let alone asking for what I wanted in bed. In the last few years, I’ve been a lot more openminded and in the process learned which kinky activities get me off — but asking for them? Sometime…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 17, 2014

The Toy Box: Reviewing The LELO Ora Oral Sex Simulator

My first thought upon opening my new LELO Ora Oral Sex Simulator was “How the hell does this thing work?” My second thought was, “Who cares how it works? This is the prettiest sex toy I’ve ever seen.” It could honestly pass for something Kate Middleton would use, because it’s gold and fancy and doesn’t…

By: Anonymous / June 16, 2014

An Open Letter To Cunnilingus (About Why We’re Probably Never Going To Be Friends)

Dear Cunnilingus,

This is a difficult letter to write. But it has to be said. I’ve been struggling with my feelings about you for a long time now. I wasn’t sure how to express it all clearly and carefully, without hurting you. No one ever wants to hear that they’re not the cat’…

By: Amanda Chatel / April 15, 2014

That Time Jay Z Gave An Interview Next To 2 Women Engaging In Oral Sex (NSFW)

Once upon a time, in the year 1997, a 28-year-old rapper named Jay-Z (when he still had the hyphen) sat down for an interview with former 2 Live Crew member Luther Campbell in his adult film series, “Luke’s FreakShow.” Though the pair of hip-hop heavyweights were supposed to be discussing, you know, music, Jay was noticeably…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 10, 2014

Anderson Cooper Shares TMI Tidbit About His Mom & Cunnilingus

The rich aren’t like you and I. They even have better oral sex! Why, Gloria Vanderbilt once had a lover who was the “Nijinsky of cunnilingus,” as she referred to him in her memoirs. Anderson Cooper recounted the story of awkwardly proofreading these memoirs during a roundtable discussion on CNN. His guests pointed out Coo…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 27, 2013

Evan Rachel Wood Criticizes New Cut Of “Charlie Countrymen” For Removing Women’s Sexual Pleasure For MPAA Ratings

Here’s Evan Rachel Wood’s thoughts on Twitter about a sex scene depicting women’s sexual pleasure being cut from “Charlie Countryman” in order to please the MPAA and their notoriously prudish rating system:  “After seeing the new cut of #CharlieCountryman I would like 2 share my disappointment with the MPAA, who thought it was necessary to censor a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 27, 2013

Join Me In Forcing America’s Men To Watch This Key & Peele Skit About Oral Sex Tips (NSFW)

Quit sucking on that clitoris so hard.
Vaginas are like snowflakes. Ask your bitch what she wants, then do what she says.
Make the alphabet with your tongue …
… and when she grabs your hair like she’s going to pull it off, stick with that letter.
Vaginas deserve respect.

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 25, 2013

There’s No Point To Cunnilingus, But We Don’t Care

Biologists set out to discover the point, evolutionarily not orgasmically, of a man performing oral sex on a woman. Because to an evolutionary scientist, I guess everything must be connected to propagation of the species? I mean, as we all know, some of the best things in life have no purpose, like tanning on the beach.

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 26, 2013

Michael Douglas Says He Got Throat Cancer From Giving Head

“…without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus. … But yeah, it’s a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.”
— I swear, if this quote from Michael Douglas

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 3, 2013

“RuPaul’s Drag Race” Star Willam Belli Talks Cunnilingus

If you watched Willam Belli on “RuPaul’s Drag Race” this season, you noticed two things: one, he is an incredibly talented and beautiful performer; and two, he was smart enough to be the bitchiest, most ego-centric drag queen in the room. After all, reality TV viewers may love Miss Congeniality (Latrice Royale, in this case),…

By: Megan Carpentier / May 2, 2012

The Soapbox: You Like To Go Down, So What?

According to an article in this month’s issue of Esquire, the blow job is all but becoming extinct in favor of cunnilingus. In an informal poll, conducted by the writer Geoff Dyer, eight out of 10 of his “more mature male friends” preferred “eating p**sy to having their dicks sucked.” And guess what? The two…

By: Anonymous / April 4, 2012

A Handy Dandy Guide To Troubleshooting Bad Sex

Let’s be honest: sex is not always the softly focused oxytocin bath that Cosmopolitan magazine spreads make it out to be. Sometimes sex is a romp on dirty sheets with a grabby guy who’s got terrible body odor and zero condoms.

But hey, bad sex is still sex. And if you are horny as we…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 29, 2012

Whew! Pat Robertson Says Oral Sex Is OK

Rest assured, everyone: oral sex is not bad for you. TV evangelist Pat Robertson decrees it to be so! He was speaking strictly to a married man and woman, so the jury is still out on the morality of us strumpets single girls going down. Nevertheless, we are somewhat comforted by his logic that “It’…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 15, 2012

Jamie Bell & 8 Other Celebs Talk Oral Sex

Men, meet your new guru, and ladies, meet your new hero — Jamie Bell. The actor, who you probably remember best as the lead in “Billy Elliot” and as Evan Rachel Wood’s boyfriend, had a lot to say about cunnilingus when being interviewed by British GQ. Like, couldn’t stop talking about the importance of it. For…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 21, 2011

How To Get Him To Go Down: Beer-Flavored Vagi-Wipes

Remember that K-Y Intense commercial about a lesbian couple? I love this NSFW spoof about Lip Labs, a beer- or jalapeno-scented vaginal wipe product for your ladybits to get rid of “that vagina smell.” Um, please don’t give Summer’s Eve any ideas. [Hello Giggles]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 3, 2011

Why Is “Going Down” Often A One-Way Street?

To write this article on cunnilingus, I created a mini-survey to get some perspectives from readers, Twitter followers, Facebook friends and a bunch of total strangers. I threw “box job”—as Dan Savage once described the act—in the title simply because, sad as it seems, I assumed that that the technical term (which is derived from…

By: Emily Heist Moss / September 15, 2011

Do Men Like Giving Oral Sex?

I’m afraid to let a guy to go down on me because I’ve heard men don’t like performing oral sex. Is it true? Read more

By: Lemondrop / October 26, 2010
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