Love & Sex

Sometimes it would sleep on my stomach like a cat (but it’s a crystal dildo), or I’d hold it close to my body like we were spooning (but it’s a crystal dildo). You know, the things you do when you’re 15 and like someone but don’t want to go All The Way (but it’s aREAD MORE »


You saw me standing aloooooone. READ MORE »


Buy a rock and fix your life (maybe?). READ MORE »


Remember that “snowflake” quote from Fight Club?

“Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.”

Turns out, it’s redundant! Is it weird that that’s really satisfying to me?
Our popular usage of “snowflake” READ MORE »


You might not know this about me, but I’m a little bit into crystals. At the beginning of the year, I bought a green aventurine stone, and I never take it off. I suppose these things are only as meaningful as you allow them to be, but in my case, my aventurine crystal—which is meant toREAD MORE »


Don’t you worry your pretty little head about Miss Lindsay Lohan. Earlier today, numerous headlines appeared across the internet of the “Did Lindsay Lohan Buy Drugs In Broad Daylight?” variety. These stories were on account of the video above, which shows LiLo hanging with her friend outside a bar in Venice, California. Two… READ MORE »


“Boxy” isn’t a word often associated with looking good. It’s more the sort of thing my mom calls me on a chubby day or that one time I wore an oversized blazer and came out looking sort of like a cross between a school marm and a stripper about to get the show… READ MORE »


We’ve always wanted to be spies, so we adore high-tech gadgets that hide within them something unexpected. Swarovski sells not one but several dressed up USB drives decorated with about a million crystals. The Moon Chrome USB Memory Key is by far the coolest, since it’s the fanciest looking, but, sadly, it has a big… READ MORE »