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Hot Links: Hugh Hefner Buys His Bride A Widow’s Pad

  • Hugh Hefner has bought his wife, Crystal Harris, a $5 million “widow’s pad” so she has somewhere to live when he dies in what will probably be the not-so-distant future. Who says romance isn’t practical? [Newser]
  • Who’s the latest celeb to go pantsless? Emma Watson, of course. Maybe a member of the Bling Ring stole them? Her pants, I mean. [Celebuzz]
  • Kirstie Alley has vowed never to shop at Abercrombie & Fitch, following the CEO’s comments about not wanting “fatties” to wear his clothes. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • An inmate is suing Taco Bell, saying the idea for Doritos Locos Tacos was his, dammit, HIS!!! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

16 Celebs Who Are Supposedly Bad In Bed

16 Celebs Who Are Supposedly Bad In Bed
Crystal Harris majorly broke Hugh Hefner‘s heart when she called off their wedding. It doesn’t help that, since their split, she has been seen multiple times with Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw. But now Crystal is adding injury to insult, hitting Hugh below the belt. Literally. In other words, she told Howard Stern that their sex life totally sucked. She says that during her courtship with Hugh, they only had sex once and that it lasted “like two seconds.” She also implied that he has body issues. “He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked,” she said. “Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.” All this leads to the ultimate question: why did you accept his proposal? But we’ll move past that. [People] Really, are you actually surprised Hefner can’t practice what he preaches? We’re not. But we were a little surprised by at least a few of these other celebs who are reportedly duds in the sex department. Keeping reading to find out the dirty details … Related: 13 Celebrity Couples Who Called Off Their Weddings

Mrs. Crystal Hefner Graces The Cover Of Playboy

I have a feeling that the July cover of Playboy will not go down in history as one of Hugh Hefner‘s favorites. It obviously went to print before Crystal Harris called off their wedding, and features Crystal sitting in a leather chair, puffing on a pipe, wearing in a sailor’s cap, alongside the couple’s dog, Charlie. But the worst? The coverline, “America’s Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” Since the news broke yesterday that Crystal and Hugh were no more, Crystal’s Lifetime TV special, “Marrying Hef,” has been canceled. But never fear, you can still listen to her new single. As Hugh himself retweeted on Tuesday, “Omg @CrystalHarris left @hughhefner the day her single came out on iTunes. Coincidence? I think not.” [People, Fox News] Keep reading »

Kendra Wilkinson Peeved She Hasn’t Gotten An Invite To Hef’s Wedding Yet

“I haven’t gotten my save the date yet. I’m not joking, I’m really pissed off about it. I got a save the date from one of my closest friends for that date. I’m planning on going to Hef’s but I haven’t gotten the save the date for that same date. I’m getting kind of antsy because I need to pick which wedding to go to … It’s Crystal that does the wedding planning. She’s the girl! If she doesn’t give me a save the date soon I’m going to have to put in my save the date with the other wedding.”

Kendra Wilkinson sees how many times she can say “save the date” in one minute as she tells E! Online that she’s a little annoyed with Hugh Hefner‘s soon-to-be-bride, Crystal Harris. Maybe they instituted a no-exes policy? Or maybe your invite just got lost in the mail? [E! Online] Keep reading »

Quickies: Hugh Hefner’s Fiancée And Dr. Phil’s Son?

  • Crystal Harris, the 24-year-old Playboy Playmate and fiancée of Hugh Hefner, is reportedly sneaking around with Jordan McGraw, 24, son of TV’s Dr. Phil. The pair were allegedly seen at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont — the last place any celebrity should go if they’re looking for privacy — being flirty. Jordan McGraw allegedly tried to hold of Crystal’s hand and kissed her on the shoulder. Uh oh. I am imagining blonde babies with big ol’ moustaches. [Oh No They Didn't!]
  • Pregnant stickbug Rachel Zoe may, or may not, have gone into labor today. [Styleite]
  • Rebecca Black dropped by Jay Leno’s couch to sing “Friday” last night. It did not go so hot. Also, Lady Gaga has called Rebecca a “genius,” which is laying it on a bit thick. [TMZ, The Superficial]
  • How can you get your boyfriend to enjoy stinky cheeses? This is the kind of problem I would have. [The Atlantic Monthly]

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Poll: Whose Wedding Would You Rather Attend — Hugh Hefner’s Or Prince William’s?

Whose Wedding Would You Rather Attend -- Hugh Hefner's Or Prince William's?

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Patton Oswalt Channels Hugh Hefner’s Engagement

“Hope when I turn 60 I can think, quietly, ‘My wife is being born somewhere.’ #hefner”

– Actor and comedian Patton Oswalt weighs in on 84-year-old Hugh Hefner’s engagement to 24-year-old Playmate Crystal Harris. Shudder. [Twitter] Keep reading »

Hugh Hefner’s Fianceé Crystal Harris Is Not After His Money


Well I’ll be: Hugh Hefner is engaged and his fianceé, Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris, seems sweet and down-to-earth. The 24-year-old spoke with that venerable news institution, News of the World, last May and addressed the question we’ve all been wondering: how wrinkly is an 84-year-old’s ball sack? No! Ew! That was not what we were wondering! What we were wondering … is she with Hef for his money? And the answer is … no. They just have, like, this really strong connection, you guys. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Hugh Hefner Engaged To His 24-Year-Old Girlfriend, Crystal Harris

Twenty-four-year old Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris is going to make an honest man out of Hugh Hefner: Hef proposed to the December 2009 pin-up and “Girls Next Door” star on Christmas Eve. Because he’s a modern man despite his 84 years of age, Hef tweeted the proposal immediately after it happened. “After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve,” he tweeted. Hef later clarified, “Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.”

Blonde (duh) Crystal Harris will be Hef’s third wife: he divorced his first wife, Mildred Williams, in 1959 and his second wife, Kimberly Conrad, in 2009. While it may seem at face value that marrying a woman 60 years your junior is icky, do not misunderstand their deep and serious bond: according to her Twitter bio, she’s not just a Playmate and “Hef’s girl” but an “entrepreneur.” So what’s Crystal working on? Keep reading »

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