Posts tagged "crying"

A Man Made A Hilarious List Of Everything That Made His Wife Cry

“She was hungover and saw a picture of a piglet.”…

Megan Reynolds | November 24, 2015 - 9:56 am

Ketchup Leather Exists, Confirming Hell Is Real

If I were to dine at his restaurant I would prefer to eating a dripping wet burger with a spoon to one bite of dried, congealed ketchup.

Bronwyn Isaac | November 23, 2015 - 10:21 am

Deathbed Diaries: On Crying

Death and taxes are a fact of life. Unfortunately for more than 70,000 women (and men) in the U.S. between the ages of 20-39, they will add cancer to

Killer Titz | October 23, 2015 - 12:00 pm

“He Named Me Malala” Looks Just As Wonderful As Expected

Malala Yousafzai is one of the few strangers with the ability to consistently make me cry. It could be an interview where she calls Obama out about drones, or a…

Bronwyn Isaac | August 31, 2015 - 5:20 pm

50 Songs That Never Fail To Make Us Cry

If I’m in the mood to cry, I know exactly how to make it happen: I have a Spotify playlist called “Saddies” that’s the perfect soundtrack for a good,…

Katie Oldenburg | May 9, 2014 - 11:00 am

“Dear Abby” Straightens Out Florida Bigots Whining Over Social Exclusion

Is there anything funnier (sad-funny, I mean) than bigots who are completely incredulous about the fact that they are bigots? They are so unwilling to admit it. They usually have…

Jessica Wakeman | February 20, 2014 - 1:30 pm

A Step-By-Step Guide To Comforting Your Crying Girlfriend

Let’s talk about crying. Specifically, about the awkward dynamic that occurs when you’re crying hysterically and your boyfriend is sitting there looking trapped, but not in a “bitches be cray,”…

Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger | August 19, 2013 - 10:00 am

What To Think About When You’re Trying Not To Cry In Public

I am a crier. I cry when I’m happy, I cry when I’m sad, I am the kind of person who cries at sloths. I cry when other people look lonely…

The Gloss | February 19, 2013 - 12:50 pm

How To Express Emotions According To “Homeland”‘s Carrie Mathison

A lot of attention has been given to actress Claire Danes and her epic cry face. When that chin starts to wobble, you know crumple face is not far behind.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 23, 2012 - 1:00 pm

The Crying Game: 4 Men Have A Cry-Off

Dudes seem to find a way to compete about everything: money, cars, who has the biggest beer belly. So it’s no surprise that Brett Hoff of magazine Wholphin dreamed up…

Julie Gerstein | October 5, 2012 - 1:20 pm

Girl Talk: I Don’t Know Why I’m Crying

Do you remember laying flat on your bed, eyes gushing like Old Faithful, unsightly snot dripping down way too close to your open mouth? This is you after your dog…

Kate Hakala | May 14, 2012 - 12:00 pm

The Year In Tears: The Best Criers On TV

No wonder Laura Dern was nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actress in “Enlightened.” Her crying scenes are absolutely epic. Laura’s cry face even earned its own Facebook fan

Ami Angelowicz | December 22, 2011 - 10:00 am

“SNL” Knows That Sometimes, You Just Need A Good Cry

My favorite sketch from this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live” was definitely the one in which, one by one, a team of coworkers admits that when they need a good cry,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 14, 2011 - 9:40 am

Jennifer Lopez Reenacts Love Life Onstage, Breaks Down In Tears

The wound may still be too fresh for Jennifer Lopez to “take a trip down memory lane” as she called it. This weekend, during a show at a Connecticut Mohegan…

Ami Angelowicz | October 24, 2011 - 11:20 am

Condoleezza Rice Tells Dick Cheney To STFU About Crying

“It certainly doesn’t sound like me, now, does it? I would never — I don’t remember coming to the vice president tearfully about anything in the entire eight years that…

Jessica Wakeman | September 1, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Sex Fail: He Cried In Bed

When I met Eric* at a friend’s birthday party, my first thought was that he was a man’s man. He was a six-foot-tall, broad shouldered carpenter from the Bronx with…

Tamara Lynch | August 10, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Penelope Trunk Says Startups Shouldn’t Hire Women Because We’re Too Emotional

Technology startups should not hire women because their crying jags and fit-throwing at the office is too much of a distraction, according to Brazen Careerist and business writer Penelope Trunk,…

Jessica Wakeman | August 8, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Girl Talk: Everyone Saw Me Cry

“The important thing is that nobody saw you cry,” my mom kindly consoled me over the phone, after I told her how I had behaved like a drunk toddler at…

Maude Standish | August 8, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Ladies, Stop Crying! Your Tears Turn Him Off!

Well, crap. Turning dudes on — I’ve been doing it wrong. Apparently, bawling my eyes out in front of a man isn’t the way to get his d**k hard. This…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 6, 2011 - 6:14 pm

Today’s Lady News: Sarah Palin Says There’s A Double Standard For Crying

Sometimes there’s just so much lady news that I have to do a weekend post in addition to my regular daily post. So for your enjoyment, here is “Today’s Lady

Jessica Wakeman | December 19, 2010 - 8:00 pm