crocs

Watch This Tortoise’s Futile Attempts At Fornicating With A Croc

Today in extremely old video gems from the depths of YouTube, I bring you the sad story of Toby the Tortoise who spends a solid minute or so puttin’ in…

Megan Reynolds | January 16, 2015 - 9:30 am

Orange Crocs Are Being Discontinued, So Mario Batali Ordered 200 Pairs

Carrie Bradshaw and her “Carrie” necklace. Karl Lagerfeld and his black sunglasses. Mario Batali and his orange crocs. Some pairings are just go together like peanut better and jelly. Which…

Jessica Wakeman | November 25, 2013 - 5:30 pm

11 Celebs Committing Acts Of Crocery

I feel very strongly about Crocs. As in, they are the only kind of footwear I cannot tolerate. I hate them even more than I hate those toesies running shoes.

Ami Angelowicz | December 7, 2012 - 3:00 pm

Spencer The Pup Gets New Paws

Spencer the pup’s legs were crushed when he was just a baby, rendering his back legs totally useless. So his owners took him to a Tampa, Florida, prosthetic clinic to…

Julie Gerstein | November 20, 2012 - 12:20 pm

We’re Breaking Up: Drunk Crocs President Who Claimed His Girlfriend Was Taylor Swift

Dear Darling George Boedecker,

I know you think you’re really super important as the founder of Crocs, the footwear of choice of obese Midwesterners and chef Mario Batali,…

Julie Gerstein | August 14, 2012 - 11:40 am

The Only Crocs I’d Ever Wear

I have a sister, who shall remain nameless despite the public humiliation she deserves, who not only wears Crocs but actually wears Crocs with socks. Crocs with socks! I am…

Jessica Wakeman | January 22, 2012 - 10:00 am

Crocs Made Over $1 Billion In 2011

For every one of us smug New Yorkers who wouldn’t be caught dead near a Croc, there are a dozen people who have no problem buying them (in multiple colors,…

NYMag.com's The Cut | January 14, 2012 - 9:30 am

Nina Garcia’s Rules For Adults Wearing Crocs

“I happen to think no one over the age of 10 should buy Crocs, unless you are Mario Batali.”
— Even though I think Nina Garcia is M-E-A-N to the people…

Jessica Wakeman | December 17, 2011 - 3:00 pm

In A New Commerical, The Crocs Croslite Molests Lady Feet

You remember the other day I posted an ad featuring the Crocs Croslite, a freaky Crocs-monster that gets all intimate with women’s feet? Well, last night, I was laying…

Susannah Breslin | April 8, 2010 - 12:10 pm

Want Croslite To Lick Your Feet?

Of all the creepy, weird, FAIL ads that we have seen here at The Frisky, this latest from Crocs, featuring a Croc monster called Croslite about to LICK SOMEONE’S FOOT…

Susannah Breslin | March 31, 2010 - 4:20 pm

Crocs We Can Actually See Ourselves Wearing

I may be the most anti-Crocs person you’ll ever meet. So many people wear them — swear by them, even — but I just can’t get behind something functional yet,…

Catherine Strawn | March 12, 2010 - 4:40 pm

Native Shoes—The “Cool” New Crocs?

Behold the new shoe line, Native. The holed-up plastic kicks seem to be the hip, sleek, younger sister of the Croc family. We’re not sure if these will take off,…

Leonora Epstein | February 4, 2010 - 5:20 pm
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