Posts tagged "crocs"

Watch This Tortoise’s Futile Attempts At Fornicating With A Croc

Today in extremely old video gems from the depths of YouTube, I bring you the sad story of Toby the Tortoise who spends a solid minute or so puttin’ in…

Megan Reynolds | January 16, 2015 - 9:30 am

Orange Crocs Are Being Discontinued, So Mario Batali Ordered 200 Pairs

Carrie Bradshaw and her “Carrie” necklace. Karl Lagerfeld and his black sunglasses. Mario Batali and his orange crocs. Some pairings are just go together like peanut better and jelly. Which…

Jessica Wakeman | November 25, 2013 - 5:30 pm

11 Celebs Committing Acts Of Crocery

I feel very strongly about Crocs. As in, they are the only kind of footwear I cannot tolerate. I hate them even more than I hate those toesies running shoes.

Ami Angelowicz | December 7, 2012 - 3:00 pm

Spencer The Pup Gets New Paws

Spencer the pup’s legs were crushed when he was just a baby, rendering his back legs totally useless. So his owners took him to a Tampa, Florida, prosthetic clinic to…

Julie Gerstein | November 20, 2012 - 12:20 pm

We’re Breaking Up: Drunk Crocs President Who Claimed His Girlfriend Was Taylor Swift

Dear Darling George Boedecker,

I know you think you’re really super important as the founder of Crocs, the footwear of choice of obese Midwesterners and chef Mario Batali,…

Julie Gerstein | August 14, 2012 - 11:40 am

The Only Crocs I’d Ever Wear

I have a sister, who shall remain nameless despite the public humiliation she deserves, who not only wears Crocs but actually wears Crocs with socks. Crocs with socks! I am…

Jessica Wakeman | January 22, 2012 - 10:00 am

Crocs Made Over $1 Billion In 2011

For every one of us smug New Yorkers who wouldn’t be caught dead near a Croc, there are a dozen people who have no problem buying them (in multiple colors,…'s The Cut | January 14, 2012 - 9:30 am

Nina Garcia’s Rules For Adults Wearing Crocs

“I happen to think no one over the age of 10 should buy Crocs, unless you are Mario Batali.”
— Even though I think Nina Garcia is M-E-A-N to the people on…

Jessica Wakeman | December 17, 2011 - 3:00 pm

In A New Commerical, The Crocs Croslite Molests Lady Feet

You remember the other day I posted an ad featuring the Crocs Croslite, a freaky Crocs-monster that gets all intimate with women’s feet? Well, last night, I was laying…

Susannah Breslin | April 8, 2010 - 12:10 pm

Want Croslite To Lick Your Feet?

Of all the creepy, weird, FAIL ads that we have seen here at The Frisky, this latest from Crocs, featuring a Croc monster called Croslite about to LICK SOMEONE’S FOOT…

Susannah Breslin | March 31, 2010 - 4:20 pm

Crocs We Can Actually See Ourselves Wearing

I may be the most anti-Crocs person you’ll ever meet. So many people wear them — swear by them, even — but I just can’t get behind something functional yet,…

Catherine Strawn | March 12, 2010 - 4:40 pm

Native Shoes—The “Cool” New Crocs?

Behold the new shoe line, Native. The holed-up plastic kicks seem to be the hip, sleek, younger sister of the Croc family. We’re not sure if these will take off,…

Leonora Epstein | February 4, 2010 - 5:20 pm

Style Buzz: Crocs Take Over the World And Balloon Boy Is “Project Runway” Fan

Someone bailed Crocs out with a $30 million loan and they’ve gone bats**t with plans to open a Crocs-only retail store in Colorado. And they were so close to going…

Lily Q | October 17, 2009 - 5:30 pm

Would You Wear Canvas Shoes To Your Wedding?

What if it was for a really good cause? Forget your dainty stilettos, satin-covered pumps or even blue suede shoes, because if TOMS founder (and super hottie) Blake Mycoskie has…

Zandile Blay | August 19, 2009 - 5:30 pm

Is The End Of Crocs Near?

Fashionistas, prepare to rejoice. It may soon be to time to celebrate the death of your loathed Crocs. It seems that after selling more than 100 million pairs since 2002,…

Justine Fields | July 16, 2009 - 7:30 pm

Crave: Crocs Prima Ballet Flats

Don’t start yelling at us for losing our style sense just yet. We know it’s hard to imagine a pair of Crocs that aren’t fugly, but lo and behold, we…

Ali Jawin | July 7, 2009 - 5:00 pm

Quickies!: Will Katherine Heigl Be Next?

T.R. Knight has asked to be released from his “Grey’s Anatomy” contract. [Candy Kirby]
Men have some really lame excuses for passing on sex. [Your Tango]
Your scent and taste…

Annika Harris | December 9, 2008 - 10:00 pm

15 Most Unfortunately Named Fashion Items

While fashion is an industry that celebrates all things wearably beautiful, the names it gives many of its items are quite the opposite. Here is a list of the top…

Wendy Atterberry | December 8, 2008 - 9:00 pm

Commenter’s Ball: Our Five Favorite Comments Of The Week

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy,

Simcha | October 30, 2008 - 7:00 pm

Fashion Nightmare: Croc Winter Boots

I am a staunch defender of Uggs — during frigid winter temperatures, when I have to run my dog out at midnight for a walk, nothing is better than those…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 26, 2008 - 6:00 pm