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There’s An Opening For Gang Bang Operator In Bloomington, Minnesota

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If you’re looking for a new job, might you consider “professional gang bang operator”? It appears that there’s a vacancy in the greater Bloomington area after Scott Pollack, that city’s resident GB aficionado, was busted at a Quality Inn. Pollack accidentally dropped his super cool business cards that list him as “Scott, Gang Bang Organizer” near the hotel. A manager there picked up the card, and after Googling his name, found out that there was a gang bang birthday party scheduled at the hotel the same day.

Pollack publicized his gang bangs not only through passing out (and dropping) business cards, but also though his Twitter account, @masterscottyp (it’s since been disabled), where he tweeted the times and locations of the “bangs.” Stuff like…

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Criminal Butt Dials Cops During Murder Plot

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Just a wee suggestion, but if you’re going to talk about your plot to follow a dude home and murder him? Make sure all of your electronic devices are off. That’s the hard lesson learned by Florida man Scott Simon learned earlier this week when he accidentally butt-dialed 911 in the midst of discussing his plan to kill.

Simon can be heard chatting up his murder plot minutes before Nicholas Walker was shot while driving on I-95. The shooting, and the resulting car crash, shut down the highway for several hours. And while police don’t believe Simon pulled the trigger, they do think he collaborated with someone else to kill Walker. Earlier in the day, Walker and Simon got in an altercation — at a local Waffle House.

Simon’s been charged with first degree murder. [MSN] [Cell phone photo courtesy Shutterstock]

A Real Life Bonnie & Clyde: Kissing Couple Refuses To Give Their Identity

When Mo Gelber took an impromptu photo of the couple being hauled off by the cops a few weeks ago, he didn’t think much of it. Then he entered the photo in a contest run by Ron Howard, and got pretty far. But! He needed the couple in the picture to sign a release allowing him to use their image in order to move forward in the rounds. He somehow got ahold of the chic, blonde girl, Alexis Creque, but Creque refuses to give up the name of her boyfriend.

Ah, love.

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Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Committed 10 Felonies In 9 Hours

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Dear William Todd,

Color me impressed! There are career criminals that don’t accomplish in a lifetime what you did in nine hours: committing 10 felonies. Not only did you steal a taser, revolver and shotgun (and a T-shirt!) from Nashville bar The Slaughterhouse, but you then burned the business to the ground! And because you are a king among criminal men, you went on to commit many more crimes. There was the stop at a local bar where you held up four people at gunpoint, tasering one, and pistol-whipping another. And then, minutes later, you held up a taxi at gunpoint, driving the stolen car to a local Walmart where you purchased $199 in food. All that crime can make you hungry.

But your crime spree was only half over.

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Much Ado About Britney Spears’ New Video

Britney Spears in "Criminal"

“He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun,” Britney Spears sings in her track, “Criminal.” But apparently, the local government in Stoke Newington, a borough of London, didn’t get the memo about the lyrics or name of the song before they gave Brit-Brit permission to film a music video there. Now that they’ve seen the content, they are not too pleased. The video has yet to be released, but images have appeared all over the internet. In the pictures, Britney robs a convenience store along with real-life boyfriend Jason Trawick. Britney not only rocks a ski mask, but she points a gun at the cashier. As the pair runs away, Britney limply carries a fake gun in one hand and a duffle bag in the other.

So why is the local government so mad? Because of the riots that happened earlier this year, they think the imagery glorifies lawlessness and weapon-wielding. Keep reading »

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