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The Frat Boys Who Broke Into Sea World To Take Selfies With Shamu Clearly Did Not See “Blackfish”

The five frat boys from the University of Houston who broke into Sea World San Antonio clearly did not see the documentary “Blackfish,” a film about the park’s orca whales…

Ami Angelowicz | March 14, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Awful Dentist Fondles Female Patient’s Boobs To Fix Her Crooked Teeth

A Japanese dentist has been arrested for performing a procedure on a patient that absolutely no one has ever heard of.  When the 20-something patient visited the the office for…

Ami Angelowicz | February 21, 2014 - 4:30 pm

School Bus Sex Ends With A Very Loud Queef

In what may be the best police report of all time, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Brad Jordan attempted to describe an incident which transpired on an Armstrong County Township school…

Ami Angelowicz | January 24, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter Tattooed Us

Here’s what ‘s not on the approved activities list when you’re babysitting (no matter how bored the kids get): tattooing your charges. Virginia mom Melissa Delp and her boyfriend Daniel…

Ami Angelowicz | January 21, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Crystal Meth Is Not An Appropriate Tip For Your Server — No Matter How Great The Service Was

Oregon couple Ryan Bensen and Erica Manley must have really enjoyed their dinner at the  Twisted Fish Steakhouse, because when the bill came, they left their waitress with an extra…

Ami Angelowicz | January 8, 2014 - 12:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Steak Thief Who Dressed In A Cow Onesie

Dear Steak Thief,

I don’t condone stealing, really I don’t. But the fact that you dressed up in a cow-printed onesie while stealing porterhouse from the meat aisle…

Ami Angelowicz | August 31, 2013 - 3:00 pm

We’re Breaking Up: Josh Marks, “MasterChef” Contestant Who Claimed His Soul Was Possessed By Gordon Ramsay

Dear Josh,

I know it’s been a hard year for you, since you came in second in last season on “MasterChef.”  Look, the truth was, no matter how…

Ami Angelowicz | July 31, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Weirdest, Worst Attempted Assault Excuse Ever: “I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows”

I’ve been working at The Frisky for quite a while now and I have heard my share of cray stories. From a man who died from having sex with a

Ami Angelowicz | July 18, 2013 - 3:30 pm

“That’s Not Drugs, That’s My Nipple,” Says Florida Woman

Thank you to Tiana Nicole Calandro of Delray Beach, Florida (yay!), for the arrest excuse of the day. When she was pulled over for speeding, police saw something protruding from…

Ami Angelowicz | May 31, 2013 - 11:40 am

Today In Florida: Woman Cuts Her Boyfriend For Cutting The Cheese

It’s happened to all of us at one point or another. You’re sitting on the couch cozying up for a “Real Housewives” marathon and your boyfriend farts in your face.

Ami Angelowicz | May 9, 2013 - 3:40 pm

Today In Facebook Crimes: Woman Harasses Herself, Blames Her Ex And His New Girlfriend

I don’t know if this falls under the umbrella of “catfishing” or just plain old bat shit cray revenge, but a Michigan woman is facing felony charges for creating a…

Ami Angelowicz | May 7, 2013 - 10:40 am

Florida’s Feet Are Safe Once Again: Serial Foot Molester Has Been Apprehended

Florida police have finally caught long-time serial foot molester Reginald Cruz. The 23-year-old confessed to approaching hundreds of “dark-skin females” ranging in age from 10 to 32 in their cars,…

Ami Angelowicz | April 26, 2013 - 3:40 pm
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