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Man Chokes Woman He Met Online Because She Didn’t Match Her Profile

Man Chokes Woman He Met Online Because She Didn't Match Her Profile

Another post about a guy responding in an abusive manner towards a woman who didn’t adhere to his expectations? you may be thinking. I promise, we will stop posting about the topic just as soon as stories about the violent manifestations of pervasive male entitlement stop filling the news cycle. You can hold me to that. So, the latest rage-inducer? A man is accused of choking a woman he met online because she wasn’t “like she was on the Internet.” Keep reading »

“Affluenza” Teen’s Dad Arrested For Impersonating A Cop

"Affluenza" Teen's Dad Arrested For Impersonating A Cop

Remember 16-year-old Ethan Couch? He was that shitbird who killed four people while driving drunk and was only given 10 years probation because he was spoiled by his rich parents. District Judge Jean Boyd nonsensically determined that “affluenza” (that’s when your immune system is drowning in cold, hard cash) made Couch unable to distinguish between right and wrong, so I wonder what her expert opinion would be on the teen’s dad, Fred Couch, who was arrested this week for impersonating a police officer. Is it the smell of money that makes rich people do fucked up and stupid things? Is it the stress of not knowing how to possibly spend it all? Maybe seeing so many zeros on a bank statement causes some sort of temporary personality disorder? Unclear. I look forward to seeing what kind of defense Fred Couch uses and whether the judge in his case is as gullible. [Death and Taxes]

Man Pretends To Be Ghost In Cemetery, Gets Fined For Being An Asshole

When a loved one passes away, those mourning can expect to receive flowers, cards, food and other condolences, but there’s one thing that’s not usually customary at the funeral: cemetery hooligans pretending to be ghosts. Such was not the case for grieving visitors at Portsmouth, England’s Kingston Cemetery. Keep reading »

But Did Your Awful OKCupid Date Hijack Your Phone When You Rejected Him?

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Online daters are always eager to share their horror stories — and, oh, do we have them! But, I feel like if your bad OKCupid date makes the New York Post, you’ve reached a whole other echelon of horribleness. A 22-year-old St. John’s University student, who wishes to remain anonymous, shared the grizzly details of her date from hell, well, because the police were involved. That’s how bad. Keep reading »

That Doesn’t Go There: Woman Steals Rolex Watch And Hides It In Her Vagina

It was only a matter of time before authorities found Kenneth Herold’s missing Rolex … in his masseuse’s vagina. Lady parts were not designed to be used as storage lockers, yet that hasn’t stopped countless women from stashing valuables in their front hole. Christina Lafave was one of those women.  Keep reading »

Performance Artist Steven Cohen On Trial For Walking A Cock With His C**k

South African performance artist Steven Cohen is currently on trial in Paris for a piece of he performed last year in front of the Eiffel Tower. Performance art as a medium is known for being edgy and pushing boundaries, but French authorities think Cohen took it a little too far when, dressed in a corset, platform shoes, and feather headdress, he put a live rooster on a makeshift leash and attached it to his penis. Yes, he walked a cock with his cock.  Keep reading »

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