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Morning Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Loses $10,000 In A Chanel Purse

Playboy Leaked
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A Family Affair
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Little sis Ali tagged along to Lindsay's Playboy shoot. Read More »
Lindsay In Playboy
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Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. Read More »
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  • Lindsay Lohan left her Chanel purse in in a car while partying in Hawaii and got it back the next day, minus $10,000. Who carries around $10,000 in a purse? Also, how does Lindsay Lohan have $10,000? (Oh, wait, I forgot about Playboy.) [People]
  • Lowe’s pulled advertising on TLC’s new reality show “American Muslim,” about the day-to-day lives of average Muslims, after pressure from a Christian group called the Florida Family Association, which claimed the show “riskily hides the Islamist agenda.” Sigh. [Gawker]
  • Katy Perry spoofed Pippa Middleton on “SNL” this weekend and her cockney accent ain’t half bad. [Us Weekly]
  • Oh, and there were a lot of skit pitches in the “SNL” writers room about Katy’s boobs. They didn’t seem to make the show though. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

More Fine Work From Dr. Cemento, Oneal Ron Morris

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Behold, more fine work from fake doctor Oneal Ron Morris who gave a woman a butt implant made out of cement and superglue. Transsexual woman, Rajee Narinesingh of Miami, has come forward as another one of Morris’ victims. Narinesingh turned to Morris because she could not afford the surgery she needed to help her become a woman. As you can see, Fix-a-Flat is not a suitable material for cheek or chin implants. And this is what Narinesingh looks like after several corrective surgeries by a kind (real) doctor who is trying to help her fix her face. Ack. So awful. [Buzzfeed]

A Crime Of Fashion: Marc Jacobs Spring/Summer 2012 Collection Stolen!

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We’re all familiar with crimes of passion, but true crimes of fashion were unheard of until, well, now. It was intended for all of the (new, as-yet-unproduced) samples from Marc Jacobs’ spring 2012 collection to be presented to editors tomorrow, but an unknown thief had other plans. The Telegraph reports that the entire collection has been stolen from a train leaving Paris en route to the press day. How does that even happen? What will this mean for Marc’s line, and the distribution of the clothing? Here’s to the proper authorities catching whoever did it and recovering the clothes unharmed, because I don’t think I’ll be able to go on without owning this ensemble… or at least knowing where it is. I’m sure this won’t be the last we hear of the incident.

Man Calls 911 Over Broken iPhone

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Ah, stupid people doing stupid things. A man named Michael Alan Skopec was arrested after he called 911 five times to report a grave emergency — his iPhone was broken! To his credit, when police arrived  to investigate a disorderly conduct charge, he was intoxicated. Skopec, a resident of Bristol, Illinois is no fumbling frat boy, either — the man is 48 years old! This drunk dialer was charged with obstructing and resisting a police officer. The great mystery still stands: on what phone did he make the emergency calls? [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Man Attempts To Woo Woman With Staged Attack, Doesn’t Go Over So Well

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Who says chivalry is dead? Wisconsin man, Robbie Suhr came up with a very interesting way to woo the lady he had his eye on. She just so happened to be the 26-year-old exchange student who lived with him, his wife, and children. His foolproof strategy to win her over?  Put on a mask, attack her, tie her up, leave, and return as himself to rescue her. Romantic! Dressed in dark clothes and a mask, Suhr, 48, sprung at the woman while she was having a cigarette in the garage late one night. Things didn’t exactly go as planned, and she put up a fight that resulted in Suhr giving up and fleeing the scene. The residents of Pleasant Prairie, the small Wisconsin town where it all went down, can feel secure in their homes once again knowing the case was not a random attack. Still, a week-long investigation was staged before Suhr was arrested on charges including reckless endangerment, battery, and false imprisonment. So twisted! I’d like to see the results of the extensive mental health testing he will most definitely undergo. [TMJ4]

Dallas Rapist Targeting Delta Sigma Theta Sorority Girls

A serial rapist in Dallas is apparently targeting alumnae of the Delta Sigma Theta sorority, a Dallas newspaper reports. Over the past eleven months, four black women in their 50s and 60s who are alumnae of DST in the Dallas area have been victims of home invasions between 9 p.m. and 4 a.m. All were raped by seemingly the same suspect. Each woman said the rapist seemed to know personal information about them, which might suggest he’s targeting them through some kind of affiliation they all have. As such, the Plano, Texas, police department is warning DST alumnae (a predominantly black sorority) that arapist is afoot. 

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11 Reality Stars With Shady Pasts

It takes an interesting type of person to agree to sign on for a reality TV show. Some are kooky, others ambitious, most fame hungry, and a few, well … just plain shady. Last season on Bravo’s “Top Chef: Just Desserts,” it was easy to see that runner-up Morgan Wilson was a total egomaniac, but I never would have guessed he was into hardcore kiddie porn. Click through for more about Morgan’s crime and check out some other Reality Stars with checkered pasts. Where do producers find these people?

11 (Alleged) Celebrity Thieves

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You might think a world-famous filmmaker and author would be above petty crime. But you would be wrong! Miranda July, the twee mind behind the film “You And Me And Everyone We Know,” has confessed in this week’s issue of The New Yorker to a sordid history of shoplifting. Her first time stealing was during her freshman year of college when she nabbed a package of Neosporin. The minute a guard apprehended her, she wet her pants. And if you think that an incident of public peeing might have put the woman off from shoplifting, you would be wrong again! July continued to shoplift at the grocery store and even at Goodwill. (Yes, this woman stole from charity. Oof.) If you ever go to one of Miranda July’s book signings, watch your purse. [New Yorker]

Alas, Miranda July isn’t the only celeb with sticky fingers. Here are 10 more female celebs who have (allegedly) given themselves a five finger discount.

Much Ado About Britney Spears’ New Video

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“He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun,” Britney Spears sings in her track, “Criminal.” But apparently, the local government in Stoke Newington, a borough of London, didn’t get the memo about the lyrics or name of the song before they gave Brit-Brit permission to film a music video there. Now that they’ve seen the content, they are not too pleased. The video has yet to be released, but images have appeared all over the internet. In the pictures, Britney robs a convenience store along with real-life boyfriend Jason Trawick. Britney not only rocks a ski mask, but she points a gun at the cashier. As the pair runs away, Britney limply carries a fake gun in one hand and a duffle bag in the other.

So why is the local government so mad? Because of the riots that happened earlier this year, they think the imagery glorifies lawlessness and weapon-wielding. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I Chased Down My Pickpocketer And Won

As a mid-20s Manhattanite who leads a hectic life reliant on long hours, late evenings, and public transportation, I’ve often considered what would happen if I ever found myself in a threatening situation. Standing more than six feet tall in my favorite wedges, with fiery red hair and freckly arms, I’ve thought of myself less as a meek target and more as a ginger Amazon. Be warned, potential attackers: this chick is a former figure skater, a regular yogi, and a long-distance runner. Keep reading »